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User avatar #176 - angelodlt (01/16/2014) [-]
What kind of 13 year old plays hide and seek?
User avatar #190 to #176 - cacti (01/16/2014) [-]
That one.
#180 - fergferg (01/16/2014) [-]
**fergferg rolled a random image posted in comment #7199526 at Safe For Work Random Board ** mfw
#221 to #180 - andreweasley (01/16/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Adele Drowned Today ** Mfw
#199 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
I have ****** my friend, her younger sister and their mother, the dad threatened to kill me, hes an ex bikie.
User avatar #214 to #199 - andreweasley (01/16/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled a random comment #7470103 posted by ilykpotatoess at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
np <33
I call ********
User avatar #280 to #199 - thejusticar (01/16/2014) [-]
pics right now in nsfw i ******* dare you
#51 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
I'd like to know why the hell everyone is ashamed of that time they didn't get laid when they were a child/young teen. Seriously, it's pathetic. Anybody can have sex, go out to a street corner downtown at night and I'm sure you can find some lady or dude that'll do ya for a lil bit of pocket change.

The only sex people should brag about and look forward to is sex that MEANS something with someone you have strong feelings for. Anything else is not worth your time and you should value yourself more than you do.
#21 - donatelo (01/15/2014) [-]
does getting a limp dick count as cockblocking?
User avatar #363 - tapeworms (01/17/2014) [-]
Mmm, I guess it doesn't count if I intentionally cockblock myself.
#315 - malacyman (01/16/2014) [-]
>be 16
>At Trapt concert in a small all general admission venue
>Front row
>7/10 chick beside me
>save her ass from flailing crowd surfers a few times
>she thanks me
>"your welcome, any time"
>Moments later she tries fondling my balls
>WTF mode activates in my brain and i pull away thinking she was trying to rob me
>I cock blocked myself from an older woman....

Picture is related( it was taken from onstage at the concert( after my Brain WTF moment
User avatar #307 - vipersixtyfour (01/16/2014) [-]
>be in first semester of college
>talking to girl in the dorm hallway
>she wants to watch a movie
>we go to her room
>her roommate is gone for the weekend
>she informs me of this fact while I was laying in bed next to her
>finish movie
>I get out of bed and say I'm tired and should really get some sleep
>leave
>realize what I just did when I got back to my room
> **************** .png
#299 - schitzopsycho (01/16/2014) [-]
&gt;be me.
>be me.
#304 to #299 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
Way to try and steal someone elses post.
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#118 - megusters (01/16/2014) [-]
I don't think it'd be a good greentext, so I'll just tell it like a story. My bestfriend's ex 8/10 hit me up and we became good friends. I felt like I shouldn't break the bro code since it was recent. She seemed kinda into me, laughed at pretty much anything i said, even if i was purposefully being corny, and we talked a lot the past few weeks. I helped her through a family problem, but made it clear that we were just friends. Then literally the next day, my friend gave me the greenlight. Now we're just friends and she's getting distant for some reason, but it's been like one day of no talk so no biggie. My goal was just to hang out with her platonically anyways, but if I had the chance, I'd totally*picture* do my best to be the kind of guy she'd want. Hell, I pretty much fit the desc anyways.
User avatar #177 to #118 - durkadurka (01/16/2014) [-]
If you treat her like a friend, that's what she's going to be.
User avatar #174 - MRfunnyFACE (01/16/2014) [-]
funny cuz tht probably made her even crazier for anon
User avatar #119 - studsper (01/16/2014) [-]
>be 16
>get photography in school, so does my crush and 2 other dudes
>We basically roam free, so I have 3 hours alone with my crush every week
>Other friends are saying things like "he's talking to your girl", when she's talking to other guys
>I don't know what to do, so I hide my feelings to everyone
>fast forward, 1 year ago, she tells me she had a crush on me for a long time
>I realise my past mistakes, oh ****

She has repeatedly asked me if i'm gay which I am not , and things like "the girl who wins you over is a lucky one".
User avatar #131 to #119 - lordoftheflies (01/16/2014) [-]
What the **** ***** ? ASK HER OUT!!!!!!
User avatar #135 to #131 - studsper (01/16/2014) [-]
She has moved..

and I'm probably not moving to the same place :/
User avatar #136 to #135 - studsper (01/16/2014) [-]
for further studies that is
User avatar #140 to #136 - lordoftheflies (01/16/2014) [-]
Gosh dammit man...
User avatar #146 to #140 - studsper (01/16/2014) [-]
yup
Maybe I could have made a move last summer, but she was moving like a month later and she had quite recently had a break up with her ex.
User avatar #147 to #146 - studsper (01/16/2014) [-]
and she was going to spend half of that month overseas.
#117 - yisumad (01/16/2014) [-]
HFW
HFW
#105 - hurleyy (01/16/2014) [-]
>Be freshman in highschool
>Highschool lock in, everyone is just doing their own ****
>New chick is there, 5/10 face but solid 9.5/10 body
>had been hitting on me since beginning of year
>sees me and hugs he
>looks up at me and tells me to close my eyes, she has something for me
>ask her why, but i know why
>she tells me to just do it
>"No"
>walk away
>i dunno, i just dont know

#106 to #105 - hurleyy (01/16/2014) [-]
>hour later there is music party thing
>she starts grinding on me
>instantly have to pee, but dont wanna
>can barely hold it in
>start doing pee dance while she is grinding on me
>she just turns around and looks at me like wtf?
>go to bathroom and pee

>Same lock in
>just chilling with sum buds
>she comes in
>people start leaving and eventually its just me and her
>start talking
>all of a sudden starts to complain about her chest hurting
>asks me to massage it for her
>wait a sec, girls chests have boobies
>Just look at her and giggle stupidly
>Looks at me dead serious
>i poke her collar bone
>"Im gonna go pee again"
she gave up after those three
no regrets
#98 - newdevyx ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at always alone **
All these comments make me feel bad for you guys.
#59 - jjcoffee (01/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #19 - KINGOFTHESTARS (01/15/2014) [-]
i cant recall cockblocking myself but as an athlete,

"i have practice"

is why ive only had teh secks 5 or 6 times
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