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User avatar #49 - nagafever (01/15/2014) [-]
>be me
>12
>going down on 16 year old girl
>don't know what to do
>carefully take 1 lick
>tastes a black elephant cummed sardines in her pussy 30 years ago and she never washed it
>getting real ******* nauseous
>can't back out, friends are watching
>stay with my face buried in her stubby pussy for 10 minutes
>she was drunk so to this day i hope she didn't notice
User avatar #53 to #49 - nagafever (01/15/2014) [-]
>be me
>14 years old
>got msn
>feeling like a true internet warrior
>chat up girls like it's 99 cents
>one girl i have known about for like 5 years adds me
>we start talking
>turns out we're both 14 year old horny kids
>tell her we'd have to do it at school
>next day before school carefully plan how to sneak into the lowest floor without being seen
User avatar #54 to #53 - nagafever (01/15/2014) [-]
>succeed
>"so... are we gonna do it?" i say
>"What? right now?" she says
>i stand there like a ********
>she strips
>i pull down my pants to get my cock out
>we fuk
>i remember i have no condom on, don't know what the term for "cumming" is yet
>tell her that i'm about to "seed"
> she tells me to do it inside
>im 14 i cant get girls pregnant, seed inside her
>she gets off, seed drips on my sweatpants
>spend 30 minutes trying to wash it away on the toilet
>go to class act like i overslept
>2 weeks later she prego
>ii walk over to her "uhh"
>she says "it wasn't you"
>kthxbai
>3 years later accuse me of rape
>win.jpg
User avatar #81 to #54 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
Don't even know the word for cumming and you're having sex
what the **** is wrong with the world
User avatar #91 to #81 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
the next time i had sex i had learned it. i was 15 and i met 3 girls in germany but that's a story for another time
User avatar #134 to #91 - rokkarokkaali (01/16/2014) [-]
My boner says it's a story for now.
User avatar #169 to #134 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
happy? im not
User avatar #142 to #134 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
>be me
>15
>10th grade in norway
>during fall/autumn break it's a tradition to take a roadtrip through poland and germany
>lotsa fun
>atleast 100 15 year olds roadtripping
>retarded 173 year-old busdriver thinks we want to hear german songs like "guten morgen" and "cocka-doodle-doo"
>teachers love the idea
>parents love the idea
>faggot-ass hipsters love the idea
User avatar #145 to #142 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
>what in fuk?
>for the next 3 hours only ************************
>finally in poland (it was either that or germany... i didn't know where we were most of the time)
>buy a gun
>piece of **** slut we called "the fish" ratted me out
>sucks.jpg
>settle into hotel
>we let ginger friend choose where he wants to sleep first
>next day
User avatar #148 to #145 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
>go to auschwitz
>see famous "working is freedom" whatever metal sign... not at auschwitz i think
>can't really remember what order this story goes in, except for the parts you came here to read
>back at hotel
>gypsys outside selling lotsa ****
>everyone (even me) buys these super-soft fluffy shoes
>feels awesome
>this is a new hotel btw
>get room next to girls
>get in a fight with ginger friend #2 about something i don't remember
>we decide to fight on the veranda
>well **** . nude girls forgot to close their curtains
User avatar #149 to #148 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
>stare for 2 minutes
>they notice
>get laughed at and yelled at
>ginger friend #2 decides he doesnt want to fight, just change room
>fine u fuken fegit
>next day ************************ all over again
>im ******* serious when 50 kids yell that ******* song you'd have bought that ******* gun too
>arrive at krakow
>go into some pre-reserved restaurant for us
>it's a ******* polka restaurant
User avatar #151 to #149 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
>get forced/cheered into dancing pola with the old ugly chick who's incidentally the mother to the hot big-titted blonde who's dancing with my now-nemesis ginger#2
>after restaurant we walk around looking at old buildings
>the **** do i want to look at this for? i got ******* lego
>back in bus cock-adoodle my ******* ass
>new hotel, decide that now that we're in a 4th hotel someone other than ginger #1 should get firstpick on beds
>i pick bed first
>he gets angry
>very angry
>farts and leaves
User avatar #153 to #151 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
>next day we make up by farting in his face
>cockadoodle
>in krakow
>finally allowed to move on our own without supervision free to do whatever the **** we want
>first thing we do? pizza ************
>sitting there, looking like total geeks with our acne laughing at retarded ****
> have this feeling someone's staring at me, decide to let my hearing range go further than my table
User avatar #154 to #153 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
>faintly hear "nokay"
>realize 4 girls been saying "hey" to us for a while now, from the sidewalk
>1 clothes model (even though 15 she was 1.95 tall) 1 hot blonde, another hot brunette and a dog
>we get to know eachother
>i was ripped back in the day
>play musclecard at every chance i get
>they want to see me without clothes on so hot blonde and the dog takes me clothes shopping
User avatar #158 to #154 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
>They buy me a t-shirt
>we all hang out rest of the day, have fun, holding hands, thinking we're going to the same hotel
>NOPE. we got reassigned a new hotel
>channelyourangeranakin
>this was the moment i became the king of the dark side
> ****************** and guten morgen can ******* suck my ******* dick **** **** cunt ******
>go down. slap ginger #2's dad. slap busdriver. toss microphone thing out the window and turn off the goddamned music
User avatar #160 to #158 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
>my angry stepdad punches me the **** out
>wake up to cockadoodle doo
>realize i didnt get in trouble because he knocked me out
>realized that this is the world we're living in. an eye for an eye.
>back at hotel where i got to choose bed
>nothing more happens. go to sleep.
User avatar #162 to #160 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
>next day
>cockadoodle
>we goin to ******* tropical island **** yeah
>wrestling in the pool
>girls from before come in
> ***** .jpg dont get a ****** boner
>success
>hot blonde grinds on me
>unsuccess
>i hold around her belly beta.jpg
>she takes one of my hands on her tits, the other one her pussy
> ************ . don't move a muscle
User avatar #164 to #162 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
>she puts her arm behind her back, start stroking me
>3 years later i realize none of the 1,2,3,4 none of the 5 people standing around us noticed
>her girls drag her away cuz they gotta eat
>she stops for a long time looking at me
>realize a year later taht she wanted me to come with her to eat, then **** her
>i dont go with her
>some girls from my school come over "who was that skank?" obviously jaleous
>no one.
User avatar #167 to #164 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
>dude comes running over "blah blah he got knocked the **** out big fight gonna happen"
>my honor and loyalty tells me i have to go stand up for him even though im not directly his friend we're from the same place and we play football(soccer) together
>give them support for a little while
>meet up with chicks
>sex in the sauna
>the fight didn't happen
>asked blonde why she wanted me
>"You look kind and happy"
>immediate wannabe alpha (in reality beta) wave comes over me. treat her like ****
>never get a good relationship with her again
#138 to #91 - chrisauh (01/16/2014) [-]
stud im still trying to lose mine lol.
User avatar #56 to #50 - nagafever (01/15/2014) [-]
my other story is worse
User avatar #321 to #49 - danniegurl (01/16/2014) [-]
what the hell kind of twelve year old gets in this situation? that chick was a pedophile, and why were others watching??
User avatar #323 to #321 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
we were 3 dudes following the lead of 1 dude. we were all 12, both the girls were sixteen. our mighty leader didn't exactly have to talk us into a willing chick and alcohol. but we were kids so we were doing this in his room. he went nextdoor with the model chick, we 3 were left with the other girl, i started sucking on her nips and whatnot, then the other 2 told me to go down on her so they could have her tits
User avatar #324 to #323 - danniegurl (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, that still doesn't change how ****** up that story is.
User avatar #329 to #324 - nagafever (01/16/2014) [-]
the best part is that when i fell asleep (as they were leaving) the girl tugged on my cock.
and a week later it turns out she did the same with the high leader and one of the other dudes.... but then it turned out it was the last dude who'd done it to all of us
User avatar #335 to #329 - danniegurl (01/16/2014) [-]
uhh... what?
anyway, she's a pedophile and this is a screwed up story.
#331 - GabeAsher (01/16/2014) [-]
>2 years ago
>just broke up with gf
>meet a woman at work (I used to be a teacher 2 years ago)
>I'm 19, she's 26, easily 9/10, datass but not so much in the boob department
>she sits next to me during every teacher's meeting, smiles at me and makes small talk constantly
>one day I see her after classes are over
>we're talking about our idiotic students and I jokingly ask her out to "keep talking about our stupid students"
>says yes
>mfw
>take her out to dinner, everything is going perfect
>says she wants to watch a movie
>tell her I'm all out of cash but I have a lot of movies in my HDD
>tells me we should go to my house to watch a movie
>isthisheaven.FLAC
(cont'd)
#334 to #331 - GabeAsher (01/16/2014) [-]
>drive home and make it to the living room before she starts eating my face off and grabbing my dick
>tell her we should go upstairs to my room
>we're on the bed making out and she pins me down and gets on top of me
>still clothed, I get this sort of... funny clown vibe in my bones
>oh **** , can't stop this, I have to act
>Suddenly raise both of my legs at the same time, launching her forwards
>she goes flying and hits her head on the wall
>I start laughing uncontrollably
>tell her she's gonna have to pay for any damage done to my wall
>she gets pissed and leaves
>still laughing my ass off an hour later
>had to see her every day for the rest of the school year and she wouldn't even look at me
I'm an idiot
#343 to #331 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
#342 to #331 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
teacher at age 17, right
User avatar #345 to #342 - GabeAsher (01/16/2014) [-]
19
I live in Mexico now, but I lived in the US for about 7 years so I've got a pretty good handle on the english language, I got certified as soon as I moved here, and I started working as an english teacher for high school students.
I'm sorry your incompetence as an individual leads to jealousy and disbelief =)
#125 - gorthur (01/16/2014) [-]
i had my girlfriend over one time while i was playing bf3. she was like hey you should let me give you head while you play and i was like lol no cause then i wouldnt be able to concentrate on battlefield.

MFW i passed up a blowjob for battlefield.\
also sry fo grammar suckas
User avatar #282 to #125 - thejusticar (01/16/2014) [-]
damn that must of been a good game of battle field to pass up free head
#369 to #282 - gorthur (01/17/2014) [-]
lol man it wasnt even a good game. we did end up gettin it on a few minutes later though so im not sure my story counts
User avatar #100 - Whetstone (01/16/2014) [-]
>be me two months ago
>dating the girl of my dreams, however, she's very uncomfortable with physical contact
>four months into the relationship, no kissing at all
>I take it fine though because I really like her and am really patient
>one night she takes me up to her favorite spot in the city
>it's at the top of a ramp of an abandoned and collapsed bridge with a beautiful view of the sunset
>we chat for a while and discuss our relationship
>we talk about how we haven't kissed yet
>she says "Now would be a great time if any"
>I say "Yeah", but am too distracted because looking at sunset.
>we leave and I later go home
>later that night, I wanted to kill myself when I realized what I did.
>We broke up later that week
+2
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#47 - nightdude (01/15/2014) [-]
Well losing your virginity at 13, though respectable in younger years, you'd probably regret as an adult. It's ****** up knowing that middle scholers have sex
#4 - subadanus (01/15/2014) [-]
10/10
10/10
#298 - iSpaceShuttle (01/16/2014) [-]
>Be 16   
> be a day before I move out of town   
>guy i like asks me on a date    
>go to the movie theater   
>alone in the movie theater   
>things get frisky   
> we make out   
> his hands go down my pants    
>						****					 im on my period   
> his hands are moving to fast    
>"wow you're really wet"   
>welp theres no going back   
> finish he pulls his hands out    
>about to make me lick it off   
> He notices   
> he darts towards the bathroom   
> I leave out through the other door   
mf as I left town.   
   
 >week later   
>he messages me on facebook saying it wasn't a big deal and would like to have sex with me on my period.   
>never message him back
>Be 16
> be a day before I move out of town
>guy i like asks me on a date
>go to the movie theater
>alone in the movie theater
>things get frisky
> we make out
> his hands go down my pants
> **** im on my period
> his hands are moving to fast
>"wow you're really wet"
>welp theres no going back
> finish he pulls his hands out
>about to make me lick it off
> He notices
> he darts towards the bathroom
> I leave out through the other door
mf as I left town.

>week later
>he messages me on facebook saying it wasn't a big deal and would like to have sex with me on my period.
>never message him back
#385 to #298 - lordpsycho (01/29/2014) [-]
"mf as I left town!"
"mf as I left town!"
User avatar #301 to #298 - iSpaceShuttle (01/16/2014) [-]
I was a nasty kid....
User avatar #279 - thejusticar (01/16/2014) [-]
>summer as a 8th grader
>sitting with my girl on the couch
>watching some disney movie
>we start making out
>she jumps on top of me
>both taking off pants now
>she jumps on me
>body descides to fart at that moment
>she just gets off
>we sit there in silence until her parents get home
>we break up the next day
#223 - confusedasian (01/16/2014) [-]
I guess we're all sharing our stories in green text then.   
>11   
>middle school   
>Girl ask a friend to ask me to a dance   
>Get up to see who this person was   
>Sit down without even seeing her   
>Tell her friend no   
>Ended up going to high school with her   
>I dun goof'd.   
   
Another one.   
>11   
>Middle school   
>Girl ask me out face to face   
>I was really cute back then, don't know what happened   
>Say no without even thinking   
>She ask why   
>Tell her she's mean without even thinking   
>Same thing   
>Went to high school with her, was a pretty small community  Cape Coral, Florida.    
>I goof'd again.   
 No, seriously though even if II had actually thought about it I couldn't. I was one of those kids that had busy parents. I couldn't really go anywhere since they were both working. I just stayed home at went to their shop. I had a somewhat sheltered life, but that's fine. They had to do what they did. Economy hit us hard.
I guess we're all sharing our stories in green text then.
>11
>middle school
>Girl ask a friend to ask me to a dance
>Get up to see who this person was
>Sit down without even seeing her
>Tell her friend no
>Ended up going to high school with her
>I dun goof'd.

Another one.
>11
>Middle school
>Girl ask me out face to face
>I was really cute back then, don't know what happened
>Say no without even thinking
>She ask why
>Tell her she's mean without even thinking
>Same thing
>Went to high school with her, was a pretty small community Cape Coral, Florida.
>I goof'd again.
No, seriously though even if II had actually thought about it I couldn't. I was one of those kids that had busy parents. I couldn't really go anywhere since they were both working. I just stayed home at went to their shop. I had a somewhat sheltered life, but that's fine. They had to do what they did. Economy hit us hard.
User avatar #238 to #223 - Silver Quantum (01/16/2014) [-]
i don't think stories from when you were 11 are even relevant as far as cockblocking is concerned
#239 to #238 - confusedasian (01/16/2014) [-]
Oh, cockblocking. I thought we were just telling stories of how we were stupid as kids.   
   
Hmm, cockblocking. That would imply I ever got that close to sex before.
Oh, cockblocking. I thought we were just telling stories of how we were stupid as kids.

Hmm, cockblocking. That would imply I ever got that close to sex before.
User avatar #240 to #239 - Silver Quantum (01/16/2014) [-]
did you even read the content? it says right there "times you cockblocked yourself"
#242 to #240 - confusedasian (01/16/2014) [-]
I did, but some of the stories just.   
   
I wanted to share my stories too. I'm fun.
I did, but some of the stories just.

I wanted to share my stories too. I'm fun.
#244 to #243 - confusedasian (01/16/2014) [-]
I'll just go then.
I'll just go then.
User avatar #310 to #248 - aaronsalsa (01/16/2014) [-]
wow... #r00d

Hes just a confusedasian is all...
User avatar #285 to #223 - mrgoodlove (01/16/2014) [-]
I can relate to your 2nd story. I was really chubby in middle school, but a lot of girls really liked me for some reason. Got asked out a few times and denied all because they were "mean"
#216 - ducksarekawaii ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Obligitory
Obligitory
#141 - chrisauh (01/16/2014) [-]
>Be 16
>8.5/10
>huge beta
>shy as fuk
>let girlfriends walk all over me
>basically treating me like **** and i just take it and i do not put her in her place

what do? im sick of being treated like a piece of **** . i know they treat me like that because i let them, but still.
#163 to #141 - kez (01/16/2014) [-]
You just lack confidence.

Take steps to improve your confidence, its not easy or quick over night thing, but after a couple months you'll see a difference and after 6 months it'll be a massive difference.

If you ever feel like "I cant do that, i'm too unconfident" even for small things. Do them, even if you crash and burn no one will remember.

On nights out, play a game with your friends to get rejected by girls in the funniest ways possible. Walk upto a girl, say something weird or unattractive and get shot down. You wont care cos you plan to get turned down and you dont have to worry about losing face etc. its also ******* funny.

Try talking to people whenever you can. People you dont know and people you only know a little. For people you dont know, start with older people or people you're not attracted to, dont try and hit on people, just talk to them. Just random stuff like, you know where this shop is? You heard if its any good? You know any other shops like it in the area? I'm kinda new here. Just random stuff like that will boost your confidence. Then move on to talking random stuff to attractive girls or people your own age. Just so you are comfortable talking to attractive girls. Just stuff like I said previously.

Now some tips for girls, a few of the main qualities girls want are leadership, confidence, social value, ambition and others.

The leadership and confidence you can work on as I said before. as they both tie into confidence boosting. for social value, girls dont give a **** about genes, they do care about your presentation though. Get good fitting clothes, a sharp hair cut, whiten your teeth get in shape if you can be bothered. Make sure you have a good posture and try to have a smile/happy grin as you walk around in public. Shave or neaten up facial hair. Do what you want , shaven, stubble or beard but keep it looking neat.
#173 to #163 - kez (01/16/2014) [-]
A few personality things girls want.

Be decisive - If it takes you 90 seconds to decide what you want for your dessert how badly are you going to handle a real life emergency where she is in danger? Stand there thinking while she gets stabbed and bleeds out?

Dont be all gittery when you talk, take your time and speak like it means something. Jittery, nervous, quick talking makes you seem unconfident and a permature ejaculator. Slow it down a little, talk normal speed and calmly talk with the required level of emotion for what you are saying.

Be in charge. Women interested in men, funnily enough, want a man, not a women. Call the shots, be in charge, they will like you more for it. Find the line between being dominant and the leader and being an asshole and dont get past this.

Dont suck up to them.. Women want the best man they can get. If you act like they are better than you, they will think they are better than you, because why else would you act like they are? They will try and find someone who is equal to them or better than them! This means dont randomly buy them **** when you first meet them. It looks weak. Don't be cheap, but if anything they should be trying to buy your affection, not the other way around.
#175 to #173 - kez (01/16/2014) [-]
Also make active changes in your life.

If you're staying at home every night on WOW then you're not exactly going to scream social value. I'm not saying dont play games, but just try to make socialising a active part of your life.

If you have a dream, take steps to go with it, even if they are small. If you dont have that great a house or job or life atm girls wont care AS LONG as you are going somewhere. Just be like, this is just a stepping stone to my dream. They will totally get that and its cool. All the greatest people started somewhere, people understand that.

Never be desperate. Girls can read body language so much better than men. Its a scientific fact. Thats what they call a women intuition. If you go upto a girl only wanting sex, they will know.

Try to have female friends in your life. It will boost your social value ten fold.

I'm tired and have forgetton a lot of what i've already written so i#ma stop here. Hope it helps/
#371 to #175 - chrisauh (01/17/2014) [-]
another question, how do i stop them from walking all over me?
User avatar #222 to #163 - splatterfest (01/16/2014) [-]
That reminds me in grade 11 our gym class was having a week of weight training and im not a big guy at all, this chick comes in i believe the same age who wasnt in our class and was pretty hot, I knew i had no chance so i joked with friends that i was goin got ask her out while lifting a 50 pound dumbbell with both arms, they called ******** so I said **** it and did it, she laughed a lot said I was funny but still rejected the date, friends were talking about how big my balls were for the rest of the week

TL;DR Do what kez says, fun joke with friends and really boosts confidence.
#171 to #163 - chrisauh (01/16/2014) [-]
thank you a lot man. how can i get started with this?
#178 to #171 - kez (01/16/2014) [-]
Read my other 2 replies. Hopefully they help some.

I'm really tired and have forgotten what i am typing so calling it quits here. You have some questions i'll reply tomorrow mate.
#144 to #141 - strilliade (01/16/2014) [-]
Do what man has been doing for the past thousand years and PUNCH THE WOMAN
User avatar #156 to #144 - ubisoft (01/16/2014) [-]
Oooh! Make sure you have magazines and hold it up against her face so it's you punching the magazines not you punching her. But you still punch her through the magazines. DO IT FGGIT
#132 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
Wait wait..   
You people are coming close to having sex when you're 13..   
Did I miss something?
Wait wait..
You people are coming close to having sex when you're 13..
Did I miss something?
User avatar #182 to #132 - sylvanio (01/16/2014) [-]
They probably didnt really know what sex was the most they might do is probably make-out under the covers
#97 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
>be 18   
>21st of december   
>co-worker just got fired from job   
>goes to her apartment with christmas gift   
>find out she's been crying   
>give her gift, she looks at it in surprise   
>I say "merry christmas." and turn to leave   
>she stops me and looks at me for a second, says "merry christmas"   
>all I do is stare and say merry christmas back to her.   
>leave   
>MFW I get home and realize she was trying to get me to stay.   
   
one of the biggest regrets in my life so far.
>be 18
>21st of december
>co-worker just got fired from job
>goes to her apartment with christmas gift
>find out she's been crying
>give her gift, she looks at it in surprise
>I say "merry christmas." and turn to leave
>she stops me and looks at me for a second, says "merry christmas"
>all I do is stare and say merry christmas back to her.
>leave
>MFW I get home and realize she was trying to get me to stay.

one of the biggest regrets in my life so far.
#93 - JnCproductions (01/16/2014) [-]
> Be 17   
> A few days after GTA 5 came out   
> Just went through a pretty bad breakup a few weeks before   
> Texting and snapchatting a girl I had recently taken an interest to   
> She said something close to "I'll be home alone later and my parents said I could have a friend over (:"    
> Reply back with "But I'm having fun killing hookers and going to strip clubs!"   
> Realize what I said after I sent it.   
> 						****					. Why.   
> She doesn't respond for awhile.   
> When she does she said, "Well, okay have fun."   
> Fast forward to now, rarely talk to her.    
> At least I still have GTA 5.
> Be 17
> A few days after GTA 5 came out
> Just went through a pretty bad breakup a few weeks before
> Texting and snapchatting a girl I had recently taken an interest to
> She said something close to "I'll be home alone later and my parents said I could have a friend over (:"
> Reply back with "But I'm having fun killing hookers and going to strip clubs!"
> Realize what I said after I sent it.
> **** . Why.
> She doesn't respond for awhile.
> When she does she said, "Well, okay have fun."
> Fast forward to now, rarely talk to her.
> At least I still have GTA 5.
User avatar #289 to #93 - thejusticar (01/16/2014) [-]
well you got gta5 which is just as good
+3
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User avatar #32 to #28 - misfitsftw (01/15/2014) [-]
dude she was on the rag anyway, why would you have even cared about not going in, that night?
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User avatar #35 to #34 - misfitsftw (01/15/2014) [-]
nah man, its better that you didnt. your sword would have tasted blood that evening and you would have been traumatized for a while.
#254 to #35 - thedancingfool (01/16/2014) [-]
Totally this. First time sex sucks. Period sex sucks (at best is really messy and off-putting). I cringe at how crappy my first time was but put both of those together at once and you definitely would be traumatized.
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#37 to #36 - misfitsftw (01/15/2014) [-]
no problem
no problem
#137 - holyfool (01/16/2014) [-]
Why are 13 yo children thinking about sex?
#152 to #137 - lamarsmithgot (01/16/2014) [-]
Because that is the natural age when people develop sexual feelings...?
User avatar #207 to #137 - cazabrow (01/16/2014) [-]
I was jerking off before I could even produce semen.

So about 11 years old.
#165 to #137 - andrewolfzoom (01/16/2014) [-]
i hate my generation am 14 and i can tell you this is sick.
#201 to #165 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
Get the **** outta here young ass ***** .
#275 to #165 - animationhac ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
A little lesson before you go "OMG MY GENERATION IS D000MS", puberty (which you should have hit by now) is when people develop sexual feelings. People want to have sex at a young age and it is natural (I don't condone young people having sex, but masturbating is cool). This doesn't doom your generation and frankly, this behavior is in every generation known.
User avatar #172 to #137 - sirbutterballs (01/16/2014) [-]
***** people used to be wed off at the age of 12 this **** is about as new as the human race.
User avatar #211 to #172 - holyfool (01/16/2014) [-]
People also used to inbreed, that's as old as the human race as well. Not sure if we should go back to wedding before puberty...
User avatar #218 to #211 - sirbutterballs (01/16/2014) [-]
I didn't say it was right.
Just sayin' that it shouldn't be unheard of.
User avatar #229 to #218 - holyfool (01/16/2014) [-]
Ah, ok then.
#63 - fzjoss ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Everyone on comments right now
Everyone on comments right now
#194 - kweel ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
>be me 17
>tanning on plate of grass near town early in the morning
>waiting for a friend to come and then we were gonna gym
>suddenly 2 9/10s come and starts talking from me
>says they are from stockholm (I live in gotheburg sweden)
>Asks if I knew a place where they can tan topless (they both had silicon tits, talked to me about them aswell)
>Call a friend who has this apartment thingy with a sauna and balcony and ****
>He says he lost the key
>I tell them that they could go to this place and gave them directions
>They walk off and i continue lying there in the sun
>2 minutes later it hits me
> WHY THE **** DIDNT I GO WITH THEM!
#181 - gmkpmsj (01/16/2014) [-]
>be 18
>at party
>girl flirting with me all night
>its a small party and we both knew everyone so was too beta to try anything
>people thought there was something going on
>end of party
>5 of us walking home
>3 (inc girl) have to go one direction, me and a mate the other
>bout to part ways
>she says "if you come to mine I'll give you a blowjob"
>not sure if serious or not, used to be pretty uncool in high school where we first met and didn't really speak
>say "I'd better walk back with mate"
>mate says "Well, theres better things..
>... actually, nothing beats a blowjob"

Call this funny all you like, the cringe can't intensify any more
User avatar #271 to #181 - sailorsmooth (01/16/2014) [-]
jesus ******* christ what went through your head
#384 to #271 - gmkpmsj (01/19/2014) [-]
I should've been more interested in her head...
User avatar #155 - semierectnipple (01/16/2014) [-]
>18, really into this girl, she is really into me
>Her friends parents were out of town with her mother
>She is staying at said friends house
>They decide to bring me and the other girls boyfriend over
>Movies food and Vodka
>The other two end up going into said girls room
>Black out for about a hour
>Black out me got places on the couch when drunk
>Ask if she wants to go into the other bedroom
>Finally getting somewhere with this girl I was into for months
>In bed in underwear making out and all sorts
>Give her head and she stops me mid orgasm and asks me to **** her
>"Okay let me grab a condom from my wallet"
>"One second and I just go grab it from the sitting room"
>Spent 30 minutes searching for my wallet in my boxers pissed drunk
>Decide to go back into the room
>She had fallen asleep/passed out in the half hour I was gone
>Go back to the sitting room and listen to music in the dark alone for hours still drinking
>Look at my shoe
>I had put my wallet in my shoe so I wouldn't forget where it was incase we were gonna ****
>Passed out on the couch at about 5 in the morning and spilled my can all over myself in my sleep
>I am bad at *****
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