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#220 - darealsnooki (01/16/2014) [-]
>Be 14 year old immature ****
>Found out one my friends has broken up with his 8/10 gf
>His ex-gf was maybe 16-17 at the time
>Without knowing her that much, I sent her an email asking "Will you be my girlfriend?"
>Of course, she say's "No"
>Wondering what the hell went wrong
>My face when I almost became a Taylor Swift


Still cringing about that today
#58 - docvolto (01/15/2014) [-]
>be 15 be betafag   
>home and bored when crush post on Facebook that she's bored and somebody should text her to hang   
>this is my time   
>"hey I heard you are bored"   
>"yeah"   
>"me to... wanna, fix that?"   
>She doesn't respond, stop talking to me entirely for about a month   
>talking to my friends about it about 2 months later   
>they start laughing their asses off   
>realize what I said   
   
I still die a little every time I think about it.
>be 15 be betafag
>home and bored when crush post on Facebook that she's bored and somebody should text her to hang
>this is my time
>"hey I heard you are bored"
>"yeah"
>"me to... wanna, fix that?"
>She doesn't respond, stop talking to me entirely for about a month
>talking to my friends about it about 2 months later
>they start laughing their asses off
>realize what I said

I still die a little every time I think about it.
User avatar #234 - BaloogaWhale (01/16/2014) [-]
>Be me
>In my room making out with girlfriend
>Getting hot and heavy
>Feel her trying to pull my shirt off
>Ask her if shes trying to take my shirt off
>says only if i wanted her to
>i say nope
>continue making out
#195 - rabidaardvark (01/16/2014) [-]
All these people discussing coming close but not quite to loosing their virginity in their teens.   
   
And I'm just sitting here at 22 with nothing even close to a story like those.
All these people discussing coming close but not quite to loosing their virginity in their teens.

And I'm just sitting here at 22 with nothing even close to a story like those.
#245 to #195 - michaelch (01/16/2014) [-]
try craigslist
#250 to #245 - rabidaardvark (01/16/2014) [-]
yeeeaahhhh I have a major distrust of getting anything online, let alone women.
#224 to #195 - ducksarekawaii (01/16/2014) [-]
At 20, same here
#227 to #224 - rabidaardvark (01/16/2014) [-]
20... thats cute    
   
 just kidding as someone who knows the pain
20... thats cute

just kidding as someone who knows the pain
#228 to #227 - ducksarekawaii (01/16/2014) [-]
At least these guys had chances.
#230 to #228 - rabidaardvark (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, and blew them. The stupid cunts.
Yeah, and blew them. The stupid cunts.
#233 to #230 - ducksarekawaii (01/16/2014) [-]
I'd rather have the chance and blow it, then not have it at all.   
   
But yes, stupid cunts.
I'd rather have the chance and blow it, then not have it at all.

But yes, stupid cunts.
User avatar #276 to #233 - vatra (01/16/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm happy I didn't go through with it when I was younger, we were too young and didn't understand. I'm happy I waited until eighteen.
#193 - Roxorz ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Cockblocked at 13?
#187 - douthit (01/16/2014) [-]
> "13"

> "cock blocked"
#184 - neeplesteeple (01/16/2014) [-]
>Be 19   
>Not quite beta, not quite alpha   
>Just got a girlfriend earlier in the day   
>At a punk rock themed night club at night   
>mostly 8/10 ladies   
>Everyone is drunk   
>easypickings.jpg   
>Visibly drunk, blonde girl 8/10   
>"You should buy me a drink anon"   
>High chance to end in sexy time   
>But new girlfriend   
>Point to friend   
>"He could buy you a drink?"   
>Girl is suddenly more sober   
>"No thanks"   
>I'moutahere.bin   
>Girlfriend breaks up with me the next week   
>MFW
>Be 19
>Not quite beta, not quite alpha
>Just got a girlfriend earlier in the day
>At a punk rock themed night club at night
>mostly 8/10 ladies
>Everyone is drunk
>easypickings.jpg
>Visibly drunk, blonde girl 8/10
>"You should buy me a drink anon"
>High chance to end in sexy time
>But new girlfriend
>Point to friend
>"He could buy you a drink?"
>Girl is suddenly more sober
>"No thanks"
>I'moutahere.bin
>Girlfriend breaks up with me the next week
>MFW

User avatar #159 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
be 16
after helping my crush find a girlfriend out of friendship and my duty as the "best friend"
go to the lake where the dykes flock
hang out with the girls
one has a DK shirt on
we talk bout dk country
make jokes
she invites me back to her place
oki
go to room
notice lack of TV/console
she takes her clothes off while im on the bed
oh **** .jpg
"im not gay"
get punched in the face
pushed out the door
go home
#168 to #159 - wontkillu ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
This was almost the most erotic story ever.
User avatar #225 to #159 - andreweasley (01/16/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled a random comment #330916 posted by alucardhellsing at Shin Anime Social Board ** :
Luca or Alucard
pls
I thought it was coming to a ''I SET HER STRAIGHT!" Kind of thing...
#102 - stallioncock ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
MFW comments.
User avatar #213 - cookiel (01/16/2014) [-]
I kind of cockblocked myself on purpose, here it goes

>Have a virgin gf, though I'm not
>Say from day 1 I understand she's a virgin and won't push her for anything she doesn't want
>We date for 7ish months
>Make it to 3rd base by then
>Started to want to break up with here for various reasons
>Says she'd be willing to do anal and was thinking about starting the pill
>Know I could've gotten with her if I stuck it out
>Decide I didn't want to be that asshole who just used her for sex and I did respect her
>Be honest and break up with her once I was sure it was what I wanted/the right thing to do It was in the end
User avatar #237 to #213 - TheUsername (01/16/2014) [-]
Did you tell her why you broke up with her?
User avatar #338 to #237 - cookiel (01/16/2014) [-]
Well of course I did. Basically she just got over barring and was too emotional for me. An example would be she literally was crying when she had to leave my friends house literally the only time she ever met my friends because she had to be home by a certain time and thought people would judge her.

irolltoomuch can back me up on her being craycray
User avatar #339 to #338 - TheUsername (01/16/2014) [-]
oh, i feeel ya.
#359 to #339 - irolltoomuch (01/17/2014) [-]
I've got about 3 pages of text in facebook messages to verify the crazy
User avatar #360 to #359 - TheUsername (01/17/2014) [-]
did you want to post? lol
#361 to #360 - irolltoomuch (01/17/2014) [-]
...yess... but cookieL(oser) would get mad
User avatar #366 to #361 - TheUsername (01/17/2014) [-]
lol i see what you did thar....
User avatar #365 to #361 - cookiel (01/17/2014) [-]
I wouldn't care if you posted it. I honestly thought you deleted it
User avatar #367 to #365 - TheUsername (01/17/2014) [-]
hes a great best friend!
#376 to #367 - irolltoomuch (01/18/2014) [-]
with bells on my toes
#380 to #376 - irolltoomuch (01/18/2014) [-]
The context is that when he put the breakup "cookiel is now single" on facebook i put congrats on losin the ball and chain lets go to a strip club.

thats the whole thing and he told her that i was only joking but that wasnt enough
User avatar #372 to #367 - cookiel (01/18/2014) [-]
Most of the time he is. I mean he is taking me with to go snowboarding in a few weeks
#375 to #372 - irolltoomuch (01/18/2014) [-]
found it
blurring out the name out of nicety
#374 to #372 - irolltoomuch (01/18/2014) [-]
do you have an approx. date?
User avatar #377 to #374 - cookiel (01/18/2014) [-]
I'd say it was around.....august 2012?
#379 to #377 - irolltoomuch (01/18/2014) [-]
also i found it
#378 to #377 - irolltoomuch (01/18/2014) [-]
sorry, i didnt blur out 'david' which is your name
User avatar #381 to #378 - TheUsername (01/18/2014) [-]
@cookiel @irolltoomuch haha wow, she is too much. happen to have a picture of her? lol
User avatar #382 to #381 - cookiel (01/18/2014) [-]
not on the internet since she blocked me on facebook so I can't even steal one from there. I have a few real pics but no scanner to get them up.
User avatar #383 to #382 - TheUsername (01/18/2014) [-]
oh. its all good haha.
#373 to #372 - irolltoomuch (01/18/2014) [-]
oh boy oh boy oh boy
User avatar #209 - jooby (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm almost confident that nobody gives a **** , but I was in this thread.
User avatar #252 to #209 - seymourg (01/16/2014) [-]
That's actually mildly interesting. I'll thumb that.
#185 - catburglarpenis ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
> be me, 15 years old
> Ask 25 y/o woman to blow me
> she does
> master of romance
> #totallyhappened.jpg
User avatar #217 to #185 - andreweasley (01/16/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled a random comment #93 posted by nittsurri at Cringe III - next try ** :
Well that's enough ****** up **** to make myself feel normal by comparison. Thank you random poster.
Haha..I totally believe you! I'm also a chronic liar
User avatar #96 - megamolester ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
>18 year old and drunk at the disco
>girl starts grinding me
>we make out and grope each other in the middle of the dacne floor
>she comes up to my ear and whispers: "time to go"
>tell her to have a good night
#344 - crotchlesshotpants (01/16/2014) [-]
2 years old
meet cute girl in playground
parents don't look, parents don't care, parents don't love us
girl is 10\10, half a year older than me
I ********** her on the slide
she cums buckets, I don't even wet my diaper
everyone laughs at me
so beta
I should've started training earlier.
soooo beta





Just kidding - but point is, 13 years old is not an age where you do something like this and its beta. Thats just normal, and 13 is darned young to start ******* around.
just saying. I had my first time when I was 22, all my friends did it before me but I wasn't Beta. In fact I was the Alpha in that group. Only people who worry about being Beta, can be Beta.
#286 - shadowbringerx (01/16/2014) [-]
>Be 18   
>Have nothing even remotely close to anyone's stories here happen to me   
>mfw
>Be 18
>Have nothing even remotely close to anyone's stories here happen to me
>mfw
#305 to #286 - bigdogmt (01/16/2014) [-]
That's cause you get all the pussy, right?
That's cause you get all the pussy, right?
#309 to #286 - aaronsalsa (01/16/2014) [-]
I feel you man... c'mere
I feel you man... c'mere
User avatar #99 - lolwutthef ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
>be me
>16
>9/10 girl i knew comes over
>"wanna go to your room?" she asks
>yeah sure
>start making out
> **** gets tense
>she takes my shirt off
>i scream "DONT TOUCH MY NIPPLES" with the voice of a retarded kid
>she left

why did i do that?...
User avatar #288 to #99 - thejusticar (01/16/2014) [-]
because she was touching your nipples
#278 - Womens Study Major (01/16/2014) [-]
>ask chick out
>she says yes, get number
>day comes
>nervous as ****
>realize I had no idea what to do at this point
>fake sickness, text her "I'm sick today, have to postpone, you cool with another time"?
>She says "I'm busy" both times I ask again
>Didn't talk to her again all semester

Yeah, I didn't exactly have a good start to girls.
#208 - scrumdillyicious (01/16/2014) [-]
>Be 14   
>Just got girlfriend (Only second one Ive had at this point.)   
>Go over to her house a bunch   
>Watch TV, mess around in pool etc.   
>Go over one day when her parents aren't home.   
>Wasn't really expecting anything since I was only 14   
>gf gets on top of me   
>start making out and touching and 						****					   
>lose virginity   
>						****					 hurt but I liked it anyway   
>had sex four more times throughout the day   
>						***********					.jpg   
>MFW   
   
 Only thing I regret was not using a condom. She didn't get preggers though.
>Be 14
>Just got girlfriend (Only second one Ive had at this point.)
>Go over to her house a bunch
>Watch TV, mess around in pool etc.
>Go over one day when her parents aren't home.
>Wasn't really expecting anything since I was only 14
>gf gets on top of me
>start making out and touching and ****
>lose virginity
> **** hurt but I liked it anyway
>had sex four more times throughout the day
> *********** .jpg
>MFW

Only thing I regret was not using a condom. She didn't get preggers though.
User avatar #236 to #208 - totsandtaters (01/16/2014) [-]
Why did it hurt...?
#246 to #236 - scrumdillyicious (01/16/2014) [-]
I don't know, it might have been the angle or something. It was first time dude.
User avatar #258 to #246 - totsandtaters (01/16/2014) [-]
No I was just curious because I am a virgin and I have been told sex is the best thing ever but then you said it hurt so yeah.
#261 to #258 - scrumdillyicious (01/16/2014) [-]
Oh it is the best thing ever. It just might hurt the first time. Don't get me wrong, it will still feel pretty amazing.
#150 - wontkillu ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
>Me in college
>Made a new friend in a class, he was kind of trash
>Friend invites me on a trip with him, his girlfriend, and his girlfriend's friend
>This girl is a (barely) walking nightmare, 0/10 not exaggerating for storytelling purposes
>The amusement park is 3 hours away, both girls chainsmoke and otherwise disgust me the entire way there and back
>A few days later my friend calls me and indicates that the cave troll is interested in me
>I laugh at what I thought was a joke, awkward silence
>Realize the man has the most outrageous perma-beergoggles, and was expecting a serious response
>Pretty sure she was standing next to him on the phone
>Hang up phone, dropped the class I had with the guy on the spot
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