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User avatar #74 - leonhardt (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh cool. Someone on tumblr who doesn't desperately try to draw like adventure time.
User avatar #80 to #74 - riathewolf (01/15/2014) [-]
There are a lot of really good artists on Tumblr, actually.
#27 - yomamacouch (01/15/2014) [-]
More like fat lesbian feminist officer
User avatar #33 to #27 - jshyu (01/15/2014) [-]
no
#60 - angutar (01/15/2014) [-]
**angutar rolled a random comment #168 posted by playapplepie at Admin's gf about FJ ** :
You do me too well!
User avatar #67 to #60 - murphyslawtesties (01/15/2014) [-]
where and why is this pic is used ?
User avatar #79 to #67 - playapplepie (01/15/2014) [-]
It was more for the face and less of the word.

www.funnyjunk.com/Admin+s+gf+about+FJ/funny-gifs/4972802/168#168
#72 to #67 - antoniospaghettio (01/15/2014) [-]
CYKA means "bitch" in russian. Written in cyrillic, you pronounce it as "suka".
I would say this picture would have the same meaning as "You dense ************ ".

I don't find it to be a good russian meme.

< this one I really like. "Da ty ohuel" (not written in cyrillic) loosely translates into "U wot m8". Literaly it means "yes you dicked", which doesn't make any sense in English.
This is a perfect example of russian body and verbal language.
#68 to #67 - angutar (01/15/2014) [-]
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#117 - xgreenmaidenx (01/18/2014) [-]
Don't mind me. Just a test.
Don't mind me. Just a test.
#118 to #117 - xgreenmaidenx (01/18/2014) [-]
ha! it worked!
ha! it worked!
#120 to #118 - newprinny ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
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#93 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
I read the title and pressed ctrl + right arrow
User avatar #105 to #93 - holycrapimacupcake (01/15/2014) [-]
Obviously not if you took the time to comment.
User avatar #100 to #93 - dafiltafish (01/15/2014) [-]
well you missed out.
User avatar #92 - dammitall (01/15/2014) [-]
kinda reminds me of an updated Yogi bear
#87 - jonraytall (01/15/2014) [-]
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#10 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
Isn't this done already? Tosh.O kept advertising some national park show for a season, but just like the real life show they both suck! I think I'd see this if it were full of puns, had a progressive story and didn't have that overly spastic animation style most shows use now.
User avatar #81 - silkisberg (01/15/2014) [-]
They look stoned as ****
User avatar #97 to #81 - tacogrenade (01/15/2014) [-]
it only makes sense..
User avatar #76 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
Dat
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Nose

Why?
User avatar #31 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/15/2014) [-]
If i was the officer i would have my gun drawn because when there is a cub there is a mother near buy that wont be so happy to see you....
#35 to #31 - thathorse (01/15/2014) [-]
you expect a 9MM or .40 S&W to stop a fully grown bear?
User avatar #65 to #35 - sketchE (01/15/2014) [-]
if a sharpened stick can do it i think the bullet can
User avatar #37 to #35 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/15/2014) [-]
also the cop should have a tazer, witch also could work.
User avatar #36 to #35 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/15/2014) [-]
no, but a most of the time one shot will scare it away, and maybe a couple well placed shots will stop it from charging you .
User avatar #38 to #36 - thathorse (01/15/2014) [-]
Your best bet is to back away slowly, firing at the bear will only anger it and make you a threat, which will make the bears priority eliminating the threat. Bears have tough skin good luck using a taser.
User avatar #39 to #38 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/15/2014) [-]
so your saying that people in Alaska shouldn't carry firearms when they are out in the woods and other places because firing a warning round would make the bears angry instead of running? lolol why do you think people carry firearms in areas with bears? its definitely not to anger the bears, its to scare the bears away from them. when a bear charges them they dont automatically shoot it , they fire a warning shot that is most likely to scare them away cuz backing away "slowly" when a bear is charging you isn't gonna help worth **** and only show that you are scared of it, witch making it want to kill you more. standing your ground and firing a warning shot is the best way to stop a bear from charging you.
User avatar #75 to #39 - leonhardt (01/15/2014) [-]
People in alaska have bigger guns than cops.
User avatar #41 to #39 - thathorse (01/15/2014) [-]
Dude relax, I never said any of that, but if it's a large enough caliber that would make the bear think "oh **** my body is in a lot of pain maybe I should back off" then by all means, but that's a completely different situation, they'll be better equipped for a bear. This a police officer which tend to carry either 9MM or .40S&W that is not something that would bring down a bear. Now we have a miscommunication here you're stating that the bear is already charging, I'm thinking that the bear has shown itself and is exerting it's presence in an attempt to get you step away from the cub.
User avatar #46 to #41 - viperish (01/15/2014) [-]
So basically what you're saying is that even if I gib the entire clip to its face it will still continue charging me and I stand no chance?
User avatar #48 to #46 - thathorse (01/15/2014) [-]
Mag* if a bear is charging at you good luck putting 15-17 rounds in it's face.
User avatar #52 to #48 - viperish (01/15/2014) [-]
One might just slow it down, depending on what it hits but I think 2 or 3 is enough stop the charge or atleast give you enough time to get more hits. I don't know how tough bears are. I honestly have no idea. But I can't imagine getting hit 5 times in the face and survive that.
User avatar #113 to #52 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/15/2014) [-]
a bears skull is to think and hard for a standard cops 9mm to pierce it, that is why i said a coupe well placed shots.
User avatar #53 to #52 - thathorse (01/15/2014) [-]
The thing is there's many factors to take into consideration, the speed at which it's charging, your adrenaline, your fear, your accuracy. but if you can land 5-6 clean shots to the face, then yea I think it'll stop.
User avatar #42 to #41 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/15/2014) [-]
im sorry but you have a misunderstanding of how moma bears act when you are that close to its cub, even when your 30 feet away a moma bear is highly threatened and will start charging. Im also not talking about killing the bear unless you heave to, you want to fire a warning shot, because of how loud a gun shot is will most likely scare it away and if it doesnt, the cop would have to place a couple well placed shots to take it down, it isnt impossible to kill a bear with a small caliber. but yes a higher caliber like a .357 would do the job in killing a bear.
User avatar #47 to #42 - thathorse (01/15/2014) [-]
Possibly 80-90% I've never come face to face with one as I've spent my entire life in the city so you might be correct.
User avatar #49 to #47 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/15/2014) [-]
ive watched a couple bear documentary's so thus is why i say these things to fire a warning shot, and not to run because it will provoke it to attack you even more.
User avatar #51 to #49 - thathorse (01/15/2014) [-]
Well I don't mean turn around and run, if there's one thing I've learned is never turn your back on an animal. I meant more along the lines of slowly walking backwards, and of course draw your firearm some protection is better than none.
User avatar #116 - damaiuo (01/17/2014) [-]
Ok. World. Make this happen!!!
User avatar #106 - energytwinkie (01/15/2014) [-]
i love LTF she always makes cute art and posts stuff in addition to these type of things i just needed to say it shes great. she used to make a lot of gorillaz (she still does but not as often) fanart and along with other stuff like the onceler and PSG. you guys should check her out if you like art
User avatar #99 - esmebuffay (01/15/2014) [-]
The Canadian people and the proud Bear race have long been allies, ever since the dreaded war of the Beavers.
User avatar #102 to #99 - chuckbillrow (01/15/2014) [-]
i did not know Canada and Russia were allies
User avatar #90 - PenguinsOfMars (01/15/2014) [-]
why is that bear wearing a police uniform
#89 - gisle (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm glad it didnt get derailed by the cancerous pun
#84 - tubbsinlubbers (01/15/2014) [-]
Anyone wana recommend this to nickelodeon
User avatar #64 - dinkusmaximusprowl (01/15/2014) [-]
I would watch this
User avatar #28 - skulldan (01/15/2014) [-]
i cant bear to hear these horrible jokes
User avatar #29 to #28 - schmitty (01/15/2014) [-]
You'll just have to bear with us as we get it out of our system.
User avatar #25 - thesolution (01/15/2014) [-]
Minx's laugh tho I don't watch the stream, sorry.
I DON'T HAVE TIME OKAY?!
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