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#331 - capslockrage
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Somebody should take like 4-5 packages of these and put them in a box, and write a note for the westboro baptist church saying something along the lines of "Hey I really appreciate all the things you guys do, so this is my gift to you all"

That will surely get those guys to eat them, and **** out their souls in the process.
#310 - LeftyRobb
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(01/15/2014) [-]
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#134 - kanatana
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(01/15/2014) [-]
I am crying tears of pure laughter right now, and I am having difficulty breathing. This was the funniest thing I've read since the last Dresden Files book came out.
I am crying tears of pure laughter right now, and I am having difficulty breathing. This was the funniest thing I've read since the last Dresden Files book came out.
#127 - fuzzy lumpkins
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(01/15/2014) [-]
"I sneezed out of my butthole"
#90 - iamspika
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(01/15/2014) [-]
******* lost it
#344 - pacep
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(01/16/2014) [-]
Well, i know what snacks the teachers at my school will be getting during the break
#354 to #344 - delphine
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(01/16/2014) [-]
HA! I saw this article from my coworkers before it even appeared on FJ. We were reading it in the lounge and laughing our asses off during lunch.    
   
We're on to you.
HA! I saw this article from my coworkers before it even appeared on FJ. We were reading it in the lounge and laughing our asses off during lunch.

We're on to you.
#359 to #354 - pacep
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(01/17/2014) [-]
As in you are a teacher and believe my plan is foiled? it matters not, you can’t keep of gummy bears forever even if you suspect foul play, no human can do that... plus I am from Denmark, and everything i know about chance says you probably aren’t
#252 - Drumachine
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(01/15/2014) [-]
**Drumachine rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Fuck ;-; ** i laughed so hard i farted
#249 - alreadyexiststho
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(01/15/2014) [-]
The same happens with sugar free lifesavers. DO NOT eat them.
#200 - TehGordonFreeman
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(01/15/2014) [-]
This isn't just for sugar free gummy bears, it is for many other sugar free candies. trust me, i found that out the painful way.

pic related. MFW on the toilet during this escapade
#209 to #200 - skeptical
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(01/15/2014) [-]
So I really am tolerant of the substitute?
Neet
#173 - lordleto ONLINE
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(01/15/2014) [-]
oh sweet mother of ****.. "..tried to funnel niagara falls through a coffe straw." made me burst out in laughter
like many people say, this is not normally the type of content to make me laugh, but this was really good!
#169 - vladmir
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(01/15/2014) [-]
One of the first things that made me actually laugh out loud on this site in a long while
#143 - steppenwolfvg
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Thank you OP.
I have NEVER in the history of ever laughed at anything I found on the internet more than this. Thank you so much
#123 - madalice
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(01/15/2014) [-]
This is the first ever thing that has made me laugh so hard that tears came falling down my cheeks from how wonderful this was! Hats off to you good sir!
#113 - cactusupthebutt
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(01/15/2014) [-]
MFW 'heavens to murgatroyd'
MFW 'heavens to murgatroyd'
#81 - tongueboxfartpunch
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(01/15/2014) [-]
These reviews and the reviews for the 50 gallon drum of lube are the best
mfw I eat the gummy bears
#71 - pianoz
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(01/15/2014) [-]
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#4 - Loppytaffy
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(01/14/2014) [-]
If I lived alone, I would try this. But I don't. So I won't.

Yet.
#5 to #4 - digitroll [OP]
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(01/14/2014) [-]
Neither do I, but the pain on their face as they breathe in my gummy essence would be part of the fun.
#9 to #4 - bcsaint
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(01/14/2014) [-]
if i didn't work 7 days a week i so would
#25 to #9 - metalmind
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Who works seven days a week? That's not legal, is it?
#195 to #25 - bcsaint
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(01/15/2014) [-]
not in the u.s.
#332 to #195 - metalmind
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(01/15/2014) [-]
I'm in Germany.
And thanks to unions we have good work hours.
In fact we even have 6 weeks vacation per year guaranteed by law. (30 days+ weekends).
#336 to #332 - bcsaint
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(01/15/2014) [-]
wow, that must be a drain on the local economy
#337 to #336 - metalmind
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Well, we seem to be doing quite well, beeing the 4th largest economy in the world, and the top exporter (only China gets even close to our export rates).
I mean we are so good that other countries in Europe are currently complaining that it's getting unfair.
#343 to #337 - bcsaint
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(01/16/2014) [-]
i'm not talking national, i'm talking about small business owners
#23 to #4 - howunexpected
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(01/14/2014) [-]
If you eat them, most likely you will be living alone soon after.