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User avatar #334 - halotalim (01/15/2014) [-]
new version of the hunger games. Get 24 people a bag of these and have them all chow down.

There is only 1 toilet and weapons everywhere.

Have fun.
#205 - fuckthemhipsters (01/15/2014) [-]
I haven't laughed that hard in a VERY long time.
I haven't laughed that hard in a VERY long time.
User avatar #175 - debramster (01/15/2014) [-]
Another review

I like these, they taste just like the regular version. Soft, and chewy, not hard, and no weird after taste.

I only like these because you can only eat a few a day. I ate 1 pound for breakfast (yes, that's an issue, but let me continue), and I regretted it ever since.

On my way to work, I consumed the 1lb I set aside for my morning commune. I arrived to work at 8:30 am, and by 10 am I started feeling funny in my tummy. My intestines started to move around violently. It felt like someone was able to reach inside my body, and squeeze, then inflate, then move my intestines around. It didn't happen slowly, it was quick and sudden. There was a lot of movement, and cramping.

For 5 hours, I put my coworkers through hell. Every time my insides would move, I would uncontrollably make a noise. An "Ohh"...."ahhh"...Oucch"...The gas pains, and gas movements would happen so quick, I couldn't prepare myself.

I found myself having to use the restroom numerous times. I thought I was going to have a blow-out, but to my surprise it was only gas. Apparently the sounds of my gas, and of my vocal noises were loud enough to be heard throughout the office. The problem with being send home was, If I went home, I was unsure if I would even make it. I was at the point where I thought there was something medically wrong, and I was only minutes from going to the hospital.

During one of the last of the 8 trips to the bathroom, I released such a large volume of gas that my external anal sphincter could not do it's job, and remained open/relaxed, while about 4.5-5 seconds of gas was expelled. I've never experienced, or even heard of that happening. It was so unnatural, that I had to check to feel if my colon had somehow passed through the anal sphincter muscle.

I'm bit of a 'fart' connoisseur, and enjoy my own brew, like any other guy, but this was beyond my own tolerance.

So to sum this up. Tastes Great, More Farting!

Great for parties!
#152 - galkawhm (01/15/2014) [-]
I have not laughed so hard at anything for a long time.
I have not laughed so hard at anything for a long time.
#172 to #152 - jessieroxx (01/15/2014) [-]
i take it you haven't looked down recently?
User avatar #180 to #172 - TheHutchie (01/15/2014) [-]
That was completely unnecessary.

But quite funny if I'm honest.
#150 - steamloler (01/15/2014) [-]
"I sneezed out of my butthole"

Literally busted out in a laugh and caused spit to fly all over my screen.

well done op Ill be expecting more
#139 - guymandude (01/15/2014) [-]
"I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump."
#138 - FightClub (01/15/2014) [-]
god i fucking love these review compilations, there needs to be more of these. i never laugh harder at any other type of content.
god i fucking love these review compilations, there needs to be more of these. i never laugh harder at any other type of content.
#115 - viaintake (01/15/2014) [-]
"felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw"
"felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw"
#32 - versel (01/15/2014) [-]
This was possibly the funniest thing I have ever read and made my bust out laughing many times.
This was possibly the funniest thing I have ever read and made my bust out laughing many times.
#18 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
I am in pain from laughing.
#186 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/15/2014) [-]
im going to buy these for my little sisters birthday in a month. she is 12 years old and on the basketball team and not at all overweight in fact she might be underweight but she swears to high heavens that she is overweight. so im going to buy these for her but not just for her for the gift bags they give out to everyone on little kids birthdays just so I can see her and all of her little friends fight over the bathroom at golden skateworld for the last hour of her party. oh what a joy it will be to laugh so hard while everybody thinks it was food poisoning from the skateworld pizza and not from the haribo sugar-free gummy bears.
#194 to #186 - firesky (01/15/2014) [-]
Which circle of hell did you spawn out from?
#203 to #194 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/15/2014) [-]
its revenge. she stole my charger and took it to her friends house and broke it and then stole my spare charger without telling me and broke that one as well so this is revenge.
User avatar #207 to #203 - klauszen (01/15/2014) [-]
You might proceed then
User avatar #365 to #203 - mvtjets (02/03/2014) [-]
"not just for her for the gift bags they give out to everyone on little kids birthdays"

Collateral damage much?
#366 to #365 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (02/04/2014) [-]
i dont like half of her friends. theyre all girls that i would have hated in school. you know those really preppy girls that always giggle really weirdly and act like theyre top shit and get in between good guy friends by inticing them with sexual improvications? yeah those are her friends. plus some are just annoying. one of them looks like a gorilla bashed her face in and she still thinks she looks good another looks like a justin beiber gangster wannabe that sounds like a gremlin gosh mashed in there somewhere. and the rest just.... i dont even know.
#287 to #203 - firesky (01/15/2014) [-]
Guess that's a reason.
#235 to #186 - kiyo (01/15/2014) [-]
Disturbingly funny. I could actually imagine that situation.
#358 to #235 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/17/2014) [-]
thank you. I shall laugh pretty hard on this day.
User avatar #135 - kanatana (01/15/2014) [-]
"I am sending a bag of these to every member of Congress to show my deepest gratitude"

I support this bowel movement.
#130 - danielesq (01/15/2014) [-]
LOL   
" im pretty sure i lost a kidney."
LOL
" im pretty sure i lost a kidney."
#60 - demure (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm buying a bag of these for my mom's new boyfriend.
I'm buying a bag of these for my mom's new boyfriend.
User avatar #93 to #60 - spawnconnery ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Why don't you like Gary?
User avatar #10 - demigodofmadness (01/14/2014) [-]
I just bought these to have them shipped to my house. There has been someone stealing packages from door steps here, if he steals it I shall laugh, if not then I will share these with friends.
User avatar #331 - capslockrage (01/15/2014) [-]
Somebody should take like 4-5 packages of these and put them in a box, and write a note for the westboro baptist church saying something along the lines of "Hey I really appreciate all the things you guys do, so this is my gift to you all"

That will surely get those guys to eat them, and shit out their souls in the process.
#310 - LeftyRobb (01/15/2014) [-]
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#227 - fargtwo (01/15/2014) [-]
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
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