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User avatar #88 - crutos ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I've never understood why someone with a gun would walk up that close to a person...
It doesn't really make sense to me.. the gun works perfectly fine out of his reach.
Going this close with the gun you're basically asking to get disarmed.
User avatar #107 to #88 - sketchE (01/15/2014) [-]
its hard to get someones money range
User avatar #108 to #107 - crutos ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
shoot him in the leg.

tell him to throw his wallet at you.

?????

profit.
#126 to #108 - alekksandar (01/15/2014) [-]
Despite what movies tell you, shooting someone in the leg can and will be fatal unless the ambulance arrives.
User avatar #129 to #126 - crutos ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
maybe he should just have handed over the money to begin with then.
User avatar #134 to #126 - ishalltroll (01/15/2014) [-]
Depends on cartridge and location of the hit. Nobody is gonna die very quickly by a 9 mil. to the calve.
User avatar #188 to #134 - sanguinesolitude (01/15/2014) [-]
unless the popliteal artery gets hit.
User avatar #109 to #108 - sketchE (01/15/2014) [-]
the wallet throwing is good but id rather only get the armed robbery charge instead of assault with a deadly weapon
User avatar #110 to #109 - wrocky (01/15/2014) [-]
if you're stupid enough to get caught.
User avatar #103 to #88 - thewingedpoet (01/15/2014) [-]
You're either a really bad shot, or have Parkinson's.
#67 - themetalofgears (01/15/2014) [-]
JUST CHECKING MY NAME TO SEE IF BLUEEER
User avatar #79 to #67 - theshadowed (01/15/2014) [-]
You signed up 4 months ago you idiot, your name is not going to be ******* blue.
User avatar #83 to #79 - crazypeople (01/15/2014) [-]
How blue could it even get?
#95 to #83 - BerryLicious (01/15/2014) [-]
Fairly blue methinks
User avatar #113 to #95 - badmonkey (01/15/2014) [-]
Paired with the dark grey background it looks kinda like indigo to me
User avatar #119 to #113 - rabidgerbil (01/15/2014) [-]
I never really noticed that until you pointed it out. Thanks.
#18 - thismustbeseen (01/15/2014) [-]
Is there any merit to this? I mean if someone was really holding a loaded gun to your head demanding something or other... and let's say you were this guy and you could react that fast, would you do it?

If he's holding it to your chest, I kind of get it - if you're hit you'll probably live, and you don't have as far to go to grab it... but to the head? I'd probably give the guy whatever he wants.
User avatar #48 to #18 - faithrider (01/15/2014) [-]
technically you can move fast enough to move the gun off of you faster than they can react and pull the trigger. but it takes practice to be accurate enough to do it without causing them to pull the trigger yourself. with practice you can probably do this succesfully.
User avatar #31 to #18 - chittywok **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
**** , id risk the bullet, because lets be honest, i dont have anything anyone would risk 25 to life over.
#33 to #31 - thismustbeseen (01/15/2014) [-]
What if it was just your wallet they wanted, and your wallet had 50 bucks in it, and let's say the guy would probably get away. Would you do it?
User avatar #34 to #33 - chittywok **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
damn if a had $50 in my pocket id have to be the richest man in the world!
#35 to #34 - thismustbeseen (01/15/2014) [-]
Where do you live? 50 bucks will get you.. a half decent pair of pants around here..
User avatar #36 to #35 - chittywok **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
i live in wisconsin, i just dont get paid a lot and scrimp on every thing. i think i have $3 in my wallet, and i got to make that **** last until the end of the week
#38 to #36 - thismustbeseen (01/15/2014) [-]
The only way I could make that work is instant noodles... the ones loaded with salt that will kill you by age 60. You should move just a couple miles north bro
User avatar #39 to #38 - chittywok **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
you need to learn about rice man ***** cheap as **** . and in a bag a frozen corn and some cheese. should be about $10 for ten meals worth. add your hunted critter or fish of choice, and your in buissness.
#40 to #39 - thismustbeseen (01/15/2014) [-]
People deserve better in this day and age... it's freaking 2014. Hope you get out of your rut.

Peace out.
#56 to #40 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
Actually, chittywok's suggestion sounds pretty damn tasty. Cheap, home-cooked meals with fresh game. MORE people should be eating like that, it's 2014, we have stoves.
User avatar #20 to #18 - jaggedpvp (01/15/2014) [-]
yes, because you could risk it and then he can't do it to anyone else.
#179 - insanitypoke (01/15/2014) [-]
just wanna check my color probably a noob tho lurked with no acc 4 2 long
#180 to #179 - insanitypoke (01/15/2014) [-]
what level is this color like medium or close to pussy anon
User avatar #194 to #180 - Dairuga (01/16/2014) [-]
Medium, pretty much. A year or two perhaps.
#176 - methoxica (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah i already saw that in rush hour... Jackie Chan even explains how to do it several times during the scene.. am i old?
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#114 - siimax (01/15/2014) [-]
is it blue?
User avatar #112 - iamtheceej ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
It's nice to know that there are so many self-defence specialists on FunnyJunk, going by the comments.
#90 - shadownigga (01/15/2014) [-]
First he's moving the gun out of the way with his hand by the barrel, then hitting the guy on the forearm, near or on the radial nerve I believe, causing the guys hand to let go of the gun, allowing him to take it. It's a basic disarm, he's just practiced so much he's fast at it.
User avatar #106 to #90 - sketchE (01/15/2014) [-]
hes also twisting it out of the hand. some make the mistake of twisting it the other way
User avatar #105 - mahboomstick (01/15/2014) [-]
Hue
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User avatar #86 - BeefSoup (01/15/2014) [-]
nnnhhhhAAAAAAAAAH
User avatar #78 - EvanHoladay (01/15/2014) [-]
ha
#19 - thismustbeseen (01/15/2014) [-]
Mythbusters should try it with a paintball gun
User avatar #76 to #19 - thegamerslife (01/15/2014) [-]
you can you sim guns. they are a better device for this test.
#68 - doandang (01/15/2014) [-]
damn
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