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#43 - greenbatman
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Sorry but I never believe these "> be me" stories. Anyone could make them up
#48 to #43 - sadseal
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(01/15/2014) [-]
That's kinda the point, doesnt have to be real to be funny
#55 to #48 - greenbatman
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(01/16/2014) [-]
But they aren't funny most of the time
#56 to #55 - sadseal
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(01/16/2014) [-]
Every one that reaches the front page is..? Idk different comedic tastes i guess
#3 - vonspyder
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(01/15/2014) [-]
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#16 to #3 - zxczero
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#52 - anon
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(01/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at Just did this ** about as legit as this
#50 - anon
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(01/15/2014) [-]
The little asshole deserved to be back stabbed.. seriously, what a dickhead. Also that's just ******* disgusting. I hope that if this is true that little **** got into A LOT of ******* trouble.
#49 - anon
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(01/15/2014) [-]
>Be me in year 3
>Zipper on pants wont go up
>Stand in corner of playground trying to zip them
>Eventually a dinner lady comes over and pulls me away
>checks floor where I was stood, am confused
>Says it's not wet, though I was peeing in the corner of playground
>Tell them I was trying to zip my pants
>spend rest of dinner time with dinner lady at crotch height trying to zip my pants for me
>Closest a woman has ever been to my dick.
#31 - senseofpurpose
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(01/15/2014) [-]
title is ******* accurate
#28 - theblackcrow
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(01/15/2014) [-]
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#18 - anon
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(01/15/2014) [-]
gets the head teacher fired
gets the head teacher fired
#11 - anon
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Another 4chan post? another automatic thumb down
lel
#10 - OsamaBinLadenz
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(01/15/2014) [-]
What is it with 4chan and stories with ****?
#9 - anon
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Because that totally happened.