>Be me in year 3
>Zipper on pants wont go up
>Stand in corner of playground trying to zip them
>Eventually a dinner lady comes over and pulls me away
>checks floor where I was stood, am confused
>Says it's not wet, though I was peeing in the corner of playground
>Tell them I was trying to zip my pants
>spend rest of dinner time with dinner lady at crotch height trying to zip my pants for me
>Closest a woman has ever been to my dick.

Another 4chan post? another automatic thumb down
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at Just did this ** about as legit as this