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User avatar #336 - forgottenmyshorts ONLINE (01/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What sound does a floppy earlobe make when you are thrusting into a woman?
User avatar #314 - xxkelevraxx ONLINE (01/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Why use a grinder? wouldn't a simple bolt cutter be quicker and less dangerous?

Something tells me they didn't think this through
#307 - ispeakmeme (01/15/2014) [-]
I've never had someone personally do this to my but I can imagine it must rustle some Jimmies. And to all the ignorant people in the comments talking about how he'll never get a decent job and 						****					 because of it, I've got gauges and a lot of tattoos and I've never been turned down from a job because of it. It's not how you look most of the time it's how you present yourself.
I've never had someone personally do this to my but I can imagine it must rustle some Jimmies. And to all the ignorant people in the comments talking about how he'll never get a decent job and **** because of it, I've got gauges and a lot of tattoos and I've never been turned down from a job because of it. It's not how you look most of the time it's how you present yourself.
User avatar #230 - niggernazi (01/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
i heard that some dude shoved his dick thru one of these stretched ears on another man and then the stretched earhole shrunk or the dick grew but somehow they could not separate his dick from the other dudes ear
User avatar #240 to #230 - Silver Quantum (01/15/2014) [-]
you gotta stop believing everything you hear
User avatar #80 - ilikethisusername (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
But....shouldn't he go deaf with that thing turned on right beside his ear?
User avatar #81 to #80 - nerdicorn ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
No. It's just a dremel.
User avatar #17 - askafj (01/14/2014) [-]
"Safety glasses on, I wouldn't wanna hurt myself"
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#349 - kiratheunholy (01/15/2014) [-]
>MFW people trying to find rational explanations for this
#345 - cacachaud (01/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #362 to #345 - wolfdogone (01/15/2014) [-]
hey man


go **** yourself
#305 - implication (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Piercings are okay if you're female.

If you are male and have piercings then HAHAHAHA WHAT A FAG.
#360 to #305 - ohmygwad (01/15/2014) [-]
hahaha ...
User avatar #302 - badmonkey ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I think plug sized gauges are alright, anything bigger would severely lower the chances of getting me a decent job. If I ever get one I might wear a padlock just for the **** of it, or maybe triple A batteries, you want nonconformity? You've got it
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User avatar #296 - mrwalkerfour (01/15/2014) [-]
why would you need that to cut it of? just use some heavy duty cutters, mine at work cut through metal 5 times the thickness of that
#289 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Pardon my ignorance, but is he soldering a lock onto his gauged ear?
I can't tell.
User avatar #286 - angelicdemon (01/15/2014) [-]
Now do it on dick piercings.

But use those puny suitcase locks you use at airports.
The TSA will be all over their dick.
I'm not THAT evil. Plus I have a dick and doing anything too evil to someone else's dick makes me really uncomfortable.
User avatar #274 - moneyd ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
ive had this done to me twice as a joke and both times by good friends of mine. anyone who would actually do this to someone because they dont like how it looks is beyond retarded, thats your opinion that you have every right to have but the second you act on it and invade someone elses space and do something like this you cross the line but thats my opinion
User avatar #150 - demandsgayversion (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
All these people on their soap boxes in the comments.

It's not about how douchey they may or may not look with holes in their ears, it's about how hilarious it is to stick a lock through their hole!

Sure, the guy with a hole in his ear is gonna say, "Oh, but that's not funny, blah blah whine blah", but ear-hole guy would laugh as hard as the rest of us when someone does something stupid and smashes their nuts.
#213 to #150 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
So you openly admit to sucking cocks.
#136 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
never heard of ******* boltcutters?
#67 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
serves him right for having those stupid ******* things in his ears
User avatar #23 - fyaq (01/14/2014) [-]
Shimmy the lock. Cut up a soda can, make Tt shaped to fit in the space around the bolt and hole where it locks, and slide it between the notch and wedge.
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