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#315 - deletedmyaccount
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(01/15/2014) [-]
I don't understand the appeal of gauges at all.   
   
Pic unrelated.
I don't understand the appeal of gauges at all.

Pic unrelated.
#317 to #315 - alekksandar
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Hipsters and punks trying to stick it to the society/man and managing to look like retards.

Although I have a short mohawk, but that's another story
#323 to #317 - niggerhitman
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Having a big mohawk is what punks have, while having a small mohawk is what try-cools or try-punks have.
#318 to #317 - wormnation
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(01/15/2014) [-]
say's the neonazi, aka the purest ******* scum that walks the earth
#320 to #318 - alekksandar
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Found the hipster.
#321 to #320 - wormnation
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(01/15/2014) [-]
im not a hipster i just think the earth is better off if you all drank battery acid.
#322 to #321 - thegamegestapo
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Don't ionise the bismuth...
#330 to #318 - Spikeydeath
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(01/15/2014) [-]
He's not a nazi he's a hindu
dont insult his religion sir.
**** off you hipster ******
Watsky- Kill a Hipster ft. Chinaka Hodge
#391 to #330 - wormnation
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(01/16/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika no that is a nazi cross not a swastika. do you're research before you comment scum
#392 to #391 - Spikeydeath
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(01/16/2014) [-]
Wow you are a dumbass
no seriously
go away
#328 to #315 - Spikeydeath
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Stomach Gauges are next
see your insides and die
#293 - thrashtildeath
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Thats what you get you faggot.
#277 - moneyd
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(01/15/2014) [-]
im actually pretty amazed that some of theses comments are getting thumbed up like sure i can appreciate the fact that you dont like gauges or whatever but HOW IN THE ABSOLUTE **** DOES THAT MEAN HE DESERVES THAT? oh hey i dont like that thing you have so im going to cause you bodily harm because i think in my own ignorant mind that thats a just reason. im usually proud to be part of this community but the **** im reading stupid and hypocritical and on top of it all its getting thumbed up, ******* fj users really let me down today
#253 - FightClub
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(01/15/2014) [-]
these people ******* deserve it for mutilating their bodies in a ******* repulsive manner   
   
there is no possibility in altering one's body except by removing flaws, but expanding the ******* ears is simply and utterly ******* pathetic and deplorable. i'll never understand these ******* conformist-scum and their abysmal desires to mimic others and their delusion that this actually positively distinguishes them in society.
these people ******* deserve it for mutilating their bodies in a ******* repulsive manner

there is no possibility in altering one's body except by removing flaws, but expanding the ******* ears is simply and utterly ******* pathetic and deplorable. i'll never understand these ******* conformist-scum and their abysmal desires to mimic others and their delusion that this actually positively distinguishes them in society.
#282 to #253 - goodadventures ONLINE
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Because they like how it looks? Same principle as getting a tattoo, I wouldn't judge or cause harm to someone for simply having one.
#255 to #253 - cumsinbucket
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(01/15/2014) [-]
i am sensing some sarcasm
i like it
#256 to #255 - FightClub
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#257 to #256 - cumsinbucket
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(01/15/2014) [-]
i am disliked now for being a ruiner of jokes
#29 - anon
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(01/14/2014) [-]
-coat metal link with superglue
-superglue inside keyhole (yeah acetone will probably dissolve it, maybe jam something else in there too)
-lock cannot be picked or shivved, cutting is required
-use the smallest one possible so there is little if any wiggle room between lobe and metal, so they have to cut dangerously close to the skin

thats what they get for stretching their lobes to such a large size
i understand SMALL plugs and stuff, but when you can actually fit your finger through the hole, you deserve to be tormented
i hope when he gets the lock off, someone gets him with another one
#33 to #29 - leglesslegolegolas
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(01/14/2014) [-]
How DARE they do what they want with their body! How DARE they do something I don't agree with!

**** you. I feel like cutting your ears off with a power saw. A dull power saw.
#32 to #29 - tomowrath
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(01/14/2014) [-]
That's what they get for choosing a different fashion style?
#310 - Darianvincent
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Oh sod off all you sensitive pricks in the comments. It's funny it may be a dick move but it's still funny. Besides looking at how he's trying to remove the lock I'd say he deserves it anyway.
#244 - pizzaweed
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(01/15/2014) [-]
........ locksmith...



That's all I have to say
#13 - vladhellsing
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(01/14/2014) [-]
*Obama
#4 - include
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(01/14/2014) [-]
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#12 to #4 - thelordofrepost
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(01/14/2014) [-]
Raking locks is rarely that easy. Also it's even harder on a padlock.
#336 - forgottenmyshorts
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(01/15/2014) [-]
What sound does a floppy earlobe make when you are thrusting into a woman?
#350 to #336 - zombiefeelings
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Maybe they make no noise as women hang onto them
#378 to #350 - xxkelevraxx
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(01/15/2014) [-]
But... if it hurts when a padlock is on it... why would you want a woman hanging on them?
#352 to #336 - jemmydubloon
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(01/15/2014) [-]
what?
#314 - xxkelevraxx
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Why use a grinder? wouldn't a simple bolt cutter be quicker and less dangerous?

Something tells me they didn't think this through
#316 to #314 - alekksandar
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#319 to #316 - xxkelevraxx
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(01/15/2014) [-]
ANNNNNNNNND I think that's enough internet for tonight.

I'm done
#359 to #314 - anon
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(01/15/2014) [-]
That's called a dremel ********.
A hand grinder's wheel is parallel to the forearm, not perpendicular.
#375 to #359 - xxkelevraxx
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Yes, it's a dremel with a grinding wheel. I found it unnecessary to specify exactly what tool it was and just generally classify it as a grinder since that's the attachment/accessory being used. Go **** a dragon dildo
#326 to #314 - flemsdfer
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(01/15/2014) [-]
I think I'd pay the money for a locksmith just for the safety of not having heavy tools that close to my face
#376 to #326 - xxkelevraxx
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Eh, I wouldn't mind using a bolt cutter if I was in that situation. (i wouldn't be because I don't have gauges like that (I have 16g, have had 12g)
#377 to #376 - flemsdfer
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(01/15/2014) [-]
His looked pretty stretched though, and bolt cutters are big and heavy, I'd fear someone wrenching down on it and pulling on the ear so hard it rips open. It'd need to be someone I trusted, but I don't have any piercings or the like. I've seen too much of this to ever consider it
#307 - ispeakmeme
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(01/15/2014) [-]
I've never had someone personally do this to my but I can imagine it must rustle some Jimmies. And to all the ignorant people in the comments talking about how he'll never get a decent job and **** because of it, I've got gauges and a lot of tattoos and I've never been turned down from a job because of it. It's not how you look most of the time it's how you present yourself.
I've never had someone personally do this to my but I can imagine it must rustle some Jimmies. And to all the ignorant people in the comments talking about how he'll never get a decent job and **** because of it, I've got gauges and a lot of tattoos and I've never been turned down from a job because of it. It's not how you look most of the time it's how you present yourself.
#230 - niggernazi
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(01/15/2014) [-]
i heard that some dude shoved his dick thru one of these stretched ears on another man and then the stretched earhole shrunk or the dick grew but somehow they could not separate his dick from the other dudes ear
#243 to #230 - owmyballs
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(01/15/2014) [-]
lol @ username

how did u get dat
#235 to #230 - rihardololz
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(01/15/2014) [-]
you have strange fetishes  yfw
you have strange fetishes yfw
#237 to #235 - niggernazi
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(01/15/2014) [-]
well my classmate told me that and he knew the guy
#241 to #237 - rihardololz
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(01/15/2014) [-]
probably it was black guy who putted his dick in the ear hole
probably it was black guy who putted his dick in the ear hole
#238 to #230 - dankenstein
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(01/15/2014) [-]
"some dude"...riiiight
#240 to #230 - Silver Quantum
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(01/15/2014) [-]
you gotta stop believing everything you hear
#210 - sovietghost
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(01/15/2014) [-]
he will end up deaf.
btw HFW a few minutes before
#196 - lobselvith
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(01/15/2014) [-]
You're a complete asshole if you do this to someone just because you don't like their gauges. I don't like them either, but if the lock weighs enough and the gauge is as big as this, it can rip their earlobe off. Hilarious.

I really hope that this doesn't become the cool thing to do.
#211 to #196 - trollchildxy
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Agreed, now with one of those really small locks less than a couple ounces, it might be funny.
#224 to #211 - someoneforamoment ONLINE
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(01/15/2014) [-]
Those little bronze jewelery box locks would make cute earrings though.
#148 - jefticles
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(01/15/2014) [-]
What the hell is up with all the controversy over gauged ears? Who the hell cares? People are going to judge you and **** with you no matter what you do. If you want gigantic holes in your earlobes, go the **** ahead and to hell with what everyone else thinks, but be prepared for people to judge you just the same as if you had a bone through your nose or your lip disc-ed.
#120 - traks
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(01/15/2014) [-]
This is why if I ever gauge my ears Im going to wear closed gauges
Plugs I think theyre called?
#88 - bigshowsteveo
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(01/15/2014) [-]
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#80 - ilikethisusername
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(01/15/2014) [-]
But....shouldn't he go deaf with that thing turned on right beside his ear?
#81 to #80 - nerdicorn
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(01/15/2014) [-]
No. It's just a dremel.
#17 - askafj
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(01/14/2014) [-]
"Safety glasses on, I wouldn't wanna hurt myself"