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User avatar #263 - deathleprechaun (01/15/2014) [-]
The internet didn't make him wear those disgusting gauges.
User avatar #195 - trogdorrules (01/15/2014) [+] (11 replies)
That's what you get for wearing gauges, twat
#165 - thewrasler (01/15/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Haha, it took me a couple minutes to get why it was called "How the male brain works"
Then I realized it was a brain made of a bunch of people having sex. Oh lordy, this yellow site is hilarious.
User avatar #109 - pickingAnameSUCKS (01/15/2014) [-]
They're probably the ones who told him to use a dremel to take the lock off, too...
#29 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
-coat metal link with superglue
-superglue inside keyhole (yeah acetone will probably dissolve it, maybe jam something else in there too)
-lock cannot be picked or shivved, cutting is required
-use the smallest one possible so there is little if any wiggle room between lobe and metal, so they have to cut dangerously close to the skin

thats what they get for stretching their lobes to such a large size
i understand SMALL plugs and stuff, but when you can actually fit your finger through the hole, you deserve to be tormented
i hope when he gets the lock off, someone gets him with another one
User avatar #32 to #29 - tomowrath ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
That's what they get for choosing a different fashion style?
#310 - Darianvincent ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh sod off all you sensitive pricks in the comments. It's funny it may be a dick move but it's still funny. Besides looking at how he's trying to remove the lock I'd say he deserves it anyway.
User avatar #244 - pizzaweed (01/15/2014) [-]
........ locksmith...



That's all I have to say
User avatar #13 - vladhellsing (01/14/2014) [-]
*Obama
#4 - include ONLINE (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #336 - forgottenmyshorts (01/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What sound does a floppy earlobe make when you are thrusting into a woman?
User avatar #314 - xxkelevraxx ONLINE (01/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Why use a grinder? wouldn't a simple bolt cutter be quicker and less dangerous?

Something tells me they didn't think this through
#307 - ispeakmeme (01/15/2014) [-]
I've never had someone personally do this to my but I can imagine it must rustle some Jimmies. And to all the ignorant people in the comments talking about how he'll never get a decent job and 						****					 because of it, I've got gauges and a lot of tattoos and I've never been turned down from a job because of it. It's not how you look most of the time it's how you present yourself.
I've never had someone personally do this to my but I can imagine it must rustle some Jimmies. And to all the ignorant people in the comments talking about how he'll never get a decent job and **** because of it, I've got gauges and a lot of tattoos and I've never been turned down from a job because of it. It's not how you look most of the time it's how you present yourself.
User avatar #230 - niggernazi (01/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
i heard that some dude shoved his dick thru one of these stretched ears on another man and then the stretched earhole shrunk or the dick grew but somehow they could not separate his dick from the other dudes ear
User avatar #240 to #230 - Silver Quantum (01/15/2014) [-]
you gotta stop believing everything you hear
#210 - sovietghost (01/15/2014) [-]
he will end up deaf.
btw HFW a few minutes before
#196 - lobselvith (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You're a complete asshole if you do this to someone just because you don't like their gauges. I don't like them either, but if the lock weighs enough and the gauge is as big as this, it can rip their earlobe off. Hilarious.

I really hope that this doesn't become the cool thing to do.
#148 - jefticles (01/15/2014) [-]
What the hell is up with all the controversy over gauged ears? Who the hell cares? People are going to judge you and **** with you no matter what you do. If you want gigantic holes in your earlobes, go the **** ahead and to hell with what everyone else thinks, but be prepared for people to judge you just the same as if you had a bone through your nose or your lip disc-ed.
User avatar #120 - traks (01/15/2014) [-]
This is why if I ever gauge my ears Im going to wear closed gauges
Plugs I think theyre called?
#88 - bigshowsteveo (01/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #80 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
But....shouldn't he go deaf with that thing turned on right beside his ear?
User avatar #81 to #80 - nerdicorn ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
No. It's just a dremel.
User avatar #17 - askafj (01/14/2014) [-]
"Safety glasses on, I wouldn't wanna hurt myself"
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