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#206 - watermelloon (01/15/2014) [+] (23 replies)
You couldn't just you know, get a pair of bolt cutters or something instead of the spiralling miniature saw machine that creates sparks and could horrifically injure you. I mean, do whatever you want, but you must of been having a retard moment when you decided this was the best device for removing it.
User avatar #79 - gusherdeep (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You guys think that's funny?
Imagine how much that would hurt to have in your ear...
Not to mention having to get the lock cut off...
#87 to #79 - zyketor (01/15/2014) [-]
His ear clearly was already pierced with one of those gigantic hoops in the middle of the earlobe. Someone probably just put the lock on it when he was sleeping, he wouldn't feel a thing.
User avatar #260 - dafiltafish (01/15/2014) [-]
"If you don't like weed, don't smoke it"

If you don't like gauges, don't get them.

People are free to do what they want to their bodies. It isnt my problem if I get a job with unmodified ears and someone else was turned down because of their choice in ear hardware.
User avatar #126 - CommunistWizard ONLINE (01/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
why wouldn't he just break the ear rings out of his ear
User avatar #128 to #127 - CommunistWizard ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
either way, the idiot could have avoided this stupidity
#106 - teFlyingNinja (01/15/2014) [-]
Honestly they should have seen it coming.
User avatar #353 - zombiefeelings (01/15/2014) [-]
I just think those huge ones look ridiculous. Who would choose to resemble buddha? Also it's hard to resist not poking my finger though the hole even if it's a stranger wearing them... cue red thumbs for daring to have an opinion
#343 - rickyleipzig (01/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#347 to #343 - nopenopejustnope (01/15/2014) [-]
b..b...but why would one even.... WHY?
User avatar #308 - merrymarvelite ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I try to be tolerant and people can do whatever they want with their own bodies but those things still look ******* stupid.
#303 - hudspud (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm sure that there are some people with gauges out there who are good and respectable people BUT every single person with gauges I have met in my life so far has been a total slacker douche.
User avatar #357 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Heh
Well the big holes look really stupid
User avatar #263 - deathleprechaun (01/15/2014) [-]
The internet didn't make him wear those disgusting gauges.
#253 - FightClub (01/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
these people 						*******					 deserve it for mutilating their bodies in a 						*******					 repulsive manner   
   
there is no possibility in altering one's body except by removing flaws, but expanding the 						*******					 ears is simply and utterly 						*******					 pathetic and deplorable. i'll never understand these 						*******					 conformist-scum and their abysmal desires to mimic others and their delusion that this actually positively distinguishes them in society.
these people ******* deserve it for mutilating their bodies in a ******* repulsive manner

there is no possibility in altering one's body except by removing flaws, but expanding the ******* ears is simply and utterly ******* pathetic and deplorable. i'll never understand these ******* conformist-scum and their abysmal desires to mimic others and their delusion that this actually positively distinguishes them in society.
User avatar #255 to #253 - cumsinbucket (01/15/2014) [-]
i am sensing some sarcasm
i like it
User avatar #195 - trogdorrules (01/15/2014) [+] (11 replies)
That's what you get for wearing gauges, twat
#165 - thewrasler ONLINE (01/15/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Haha, it took me a couple minutes to get why it was called "How the male brain works"
Then I realized it was a brain made of a bunch of people having sex. Oh lordy, this yellow site is hilarious.
User avatar #109 - pickingAnameSUCKS (01/15/2014) [-]
They're probably the ones who told him to use a dremel to take the lock off, too...
User avatar #108 - burningchimera (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Or-o-OR better idea you could just- here me out pick the lock
User avatar #58 - techniik ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I know a lot of people with stretched ears that are actually genuinely kind people.
I also know a lot of people with stretched ears who are cunts.

Pick the right one is all I'm saying
If you don't know if they are the right one, don't do it
#29 - Womens Study Major (01/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
-coat metal link with superglue
-superglue inside keyhole (yeah acetone will probably dissolve it, maybe jam something else in there too)
-lock cannot be picked or shivved, cutting is required
-use the smallest one possible so there is little if any wiggle room between lobe and metal, so they have to cut dangerously close to the skin

thats what they get for stretching their lobes to such a large size
i understand SMALL plugs and stuff, but when you can actually fit your finger through the hole, you deserve to be tormented
i hope when he gets the lock off, someone gets him with another one
User avatar #32 to #29 - tomowrath (01/14/2014) [-]
That's what they get for choosing a different fashion style?
#3 - wertgf ONLINE (01/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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