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User avatar #114 - xanaga (01/15/2014) [-]
I have plugs, thumb me down.
#116 to #114 - whathappenslive (01/15/2014) [-]
as you wish.
User avatar #121 to #116 - orikanyo (01/15/2014) [-]
He asked for it, as a good member of the FJ community, how could i deny him?
User avatar #197 to #121 - autonomous ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
inb4 people start asking for thumb ups-
User avatar #118 to #114 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
You're the reason people dislike gauged ears. You use it as a cry for attention.
#324 to #118 - xanaga (01/15/2014) [-]
Get over it i guess kiddo
User avatar #338 to #324 - insanemanoo (01/15/2014) [-]
There's not even anything for me to get over.
#342 to #338 - xanaga (01/15/2014) [-]
You're right though, people with stretched ears are usually douches.

body modification bruh huhuhuh
User avatar #379 to #342 - insanemanoo (01/16/2014) [-]
Um, I don't know where you get this information from, but most people with gauges are perfectly pleasant, and the only douches are the people who use it as a cry for attention.
#381 to #379 - xanaga (01/16/2014) [-]
Most people with body modification in general are douches. Sorry but its true.
User avatar #383 to #381 - insanemanoo (01/16/2014) [-]
Sorry man, but I just don't see it. Maybe we've just had different experiences though. For me, the vast majority of people with gauges/piercings/tattoos are some of the nicest, and most kind-hearted people that I know.
User avatar #384 to #383 - xanaga (01/16/2014) [-]
I mean yeah there are those people, but if you guys to shows or anything you'd understand what i mean
User avatar #386 to #384 - insanemanoo (01/16/2014) [-]
I've been to shows and stuff like that, and yeah, there are the douchebags, but most people are great. Hell, even more respectful than some people without any body modifications.
User avatar #387 to #386 - xanaga (01/16/2014) [-]
My area probably just has more assholes. Virginia is full of mean people in general.
User avatar #388 to #387 - insanemanoo (01/16/2014) [-]
Northwest Indiana/Chicago is full of assholes too...its just that its a lot of the kind-hearted people who come out of the woodwork if you take the time to notice them, and a lot of those people are into piercings/tattoos/gauges.
User avatar #389 to #388 - xanaga (01/16/2014) [-]
I've actually only had pleasant experiences in Chicago lol. However, i more consider the people that have mods and start correcting people about terminology and whatnot, usually everyone gets that way. I find it to be the most annoying.
User avatar #390 to #389 - insanemanoo (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm pretty loose about it usually, I don't expect everyone to know the difference between gauges, tapers, and plugs, or anything like that.
User avatar #393 to #390 - xanaga (01/16/2014) [-]
Exactly, thats just dumb, do you have stretched ears orrr
User avatar #394 to #393 - insanemanoo (01/17/2014) [-]
No, just pierced, but I'm definitely gonna start stretching soon.
User avatar #385 to #384 - xanaga (01/16/2014) [-]
I dunno why i said you guys.
#339 to #114 - flashiscool (01/15/2014) [-]
whenever someone has plugs and are proud of it. i look like this
whenever someone has plugs and are proud of it. i look like this
#341 to #339 - xanaga (01/15/2014) [-]
Im not proud, its just a thing
#364 to #114 - toastandbananas (01/15/2014) [-]
xanagas fw
xanagas fw
User avatar #242 to #114 - loonquawl (01/15/2014) [-]
Well, if you're asking for it.
User avatar #47 - TheReptar (01/15/2014) [-]
Why does everyone hate people with stretched ears so much? I don't get it.
#57 to #47 - pornoranger (01/15/2014) [-]
well, hate is a strong word.
it's more like feeding pigeons laxatives. cruel, but remarkably hilarious.
User avatar #59 to #57 - TheReptar (01/15/2014) [-]
I agree feeding pigeons laxatives is funny. But only because they are not smart and basically natures fodder. It's just different when it is a human being that isn't being an asshole. But this guy could of been being a dick and deserved it ,I don't know.
#68 to #59 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
people with stretched ears are also not smart and natures fodder
User avatar #70 to #68 - TheReptar (01/15/2014) [-]
They are still people. They still go to school get an education. I don't understand?
#365 to #68 - trustust (01/15/2014) [-]
I personally don't like it. But i know a lot of people with streched ears and not all of them are stupid, one is even studying chemical engineering. I live in Spain though so maybe it's different here.
#54 to #47 - alexhill (01/15/2014) [-]
Because usually the people who wear these are massive bellends in my experience. Also it doesn't make you edgy and different it is just a generic teenage fad. And it makes your ear ******* stink!
User avatar #56 to #54 - TheReptar (01/15/2014) [-]
Would if they do it because they do it because they like it? Not because it's "edgy". If you take care of your ears they don't smell.
#60 to #56 - alexhill (01/15/2014) [-]
Like having an open wound in their ear? Ok then so this fad is more disturbing than I thought. I wouldn't mind about their apparent self mutilation if I didn't have to look at the crusty smelly wound in public
Like having an open wound in their ear? Ok then so this fad is more disturbing than I thought. I wouldn't mind about their apparent self mutilation if I didn't have to look at the crusty smelly wound in public
User avatar #63 to #60 - TheReptar (01/15/2014) [-]
Wow ok, I understand why people don't like it. Because they don't understand what it is or how it works.
#65 to #63 - alexhill (01/15/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it is used in African tribal culture then white middle class teens started doing it to be edgy and different nothing special or mystic no real valid reason. Don't pretend its some deep reason that 15 year old girls get there ears stretched.
User avatar #66 to #65 - TheReptar (01/15/2014) [-]
Definitely no deep reason. Just like how it it looks. But the way you described it you still don't understand it and that's cool dude. If you want to dislike something on a biased opinion that's on you.
User avatar #69 to #66 - alexhill (01/15/2014) [-]
Okay different opinions...

And opinions are always biased that's why they are opinions
User avatar #72 to #69 - TheReptar (01/15/2014) [-]
No you can definitely have an educated opinion like atheism is an educated opinion .
User avatar #74 to #72 - alexhill (01/15/2014) [-]
An opinion is always biased that's why it is unique to you
#299 to #72 - hudspud (01/15/2014) [-]
Translation: "I'm getting ****** out here! I need to find some FJ clique to help me out... Atheists back me up!
User avatar #199 to #72 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
I agreed with you until "atheism is an educated opinion"
All respect for you has been lost.
User avatar #173 to #47 - usernamecannotload (01/15/2014) [-]
because the people who have them are a bunch of dumb, attention craving douchebag teenagers. Now, I know what you're thinking "what a narrow mind this guy has" well let me tell you, every person I've ever met with guages fit under the category of dumb, attention craving douchebags. I haven't met anyone with guages who I would say otherwise about.
User avatar #50 to #47 - hyeroshi (01/15/2014) [-]
A majority of the time it looks stupid to the average person. It's a way of not accepting them for their differences.
User avatar #51 to #50 - TheReptar (01/15/2014) [-]
That's a ridiculous reason.
User avatar #53 to #51 - hyeroshi (01/15/2014) [-]
It's how people work. We've been doing stuff like this since the beginning of civilization. People don't like groups different from theirs, so they do things to the opposing groups because they don't like it.
User avatar #79 - gusherdeep (01/15/2014) [-]
You guys think that's funny?
Imagine how much that would hurt to have in your ear...
Not to mention having to get the lock cut off...
#87 to #79 - zyketor (01/15/2014) [-]
His ear clearly was already pierced with one of those gigantic hoops in the middle of the earlobe. Someone probably just put the lock on it when he was sleeping, he wouldn't feel a thing.
User avatar #90 to #87 - darthblam ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I think he was trying to make a joke, I'm pretty sure he knew full well that it was a piercing.
User avatar #126 - CommunistWizard (01/15/2014) [-]
why wouldn't he just break the ear rings out of his ear
User avatar #129 to #126 - MooseGnome (01/15/2014) [-]
They aren't earrings, his ears are gauged.
#127 to #126 - vparrish (01/15/2014) [-]
Or get a key made. Masterlocks have a limited number of keys and are not that hard to make copies for.
User avatar #128 to #127 - CommunistWizard (01/15/2014) [-]
either way, the idiot could have avoided this stupidity
#29 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
-coat metal link with superglue
-superglue inside keyhole (yeah acetone will probably dissolve it, maybe jam something else in there too)
-lock cannot be picked or shivved, cutting is required
-use the smallest one possible so there is little if any wiggle room between lobe and metal, so they have to cut dangerously close to the skin

thats what they get for stretching their lobes to such a large size
i understand SMALL plugs and stuff, but when you can actually fit your finger through the hole, you deserve to be tormented
i hope when he gets the lock off, someone gets him with another one
User avatar #32 to #29 - tomowrath ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
That's what they get for choosing a different fashion style?
User avatar #33 to #29 - leglesslegolegolas (01/14/2014) [-]
How DARE they do what they want with their body! How DARE they do something I don't agree with!

**** you. I feel like cutting your ears off with a power saw. A dull power saw.
User avatar #230 - niggernazi (01/15/2014) [-]
i heard that some dude shoved his dick thru one of these stretched ears on another man and then the stretched earhole shrunk or the dick grew but somehow they could not separate his dick from the other dudes ear
User avatar #240 to #230 - Silver Quantum (01/15/2014) [-]
you gotta stop believing everything you hear
#238 to #230 - dankenstein (01/15/2014) [-]
"some dude"...riiiight
#235 to #230 - rihardololz (01/15/2014) [-]
you have strange fetishes  yfw
you have strange fetishes yfw
User avatar #237 to #235 - niggernazi (01/15/2014) [-]
well my classmate told me that and he knew the guy
#241 to #237 - rihardololz (01/15/2014) [-]
probably it was black guy who putted his dick in the ear hole
probably it was black guy who putted his dick in the ear hole
#243 to #230 - owmyballs (01/15/2014) [-]
lol @ username

how did u get dat
#210 - sovietghost (01/15/2014) [-]
he will end up deaf.
btw HFW a few minutes before
User avatar #34 - leglesslegolegolas (01/14/2014) [-]
That's pretty depressing. Just because someone disagrees with certain fashion statements, they think it's okay to torture other people for having it. If I saw this happening I'd punch them in the face.
User avatar #37 to #34 - Lilstow (01/14/2014) [-]
it's not something about disagreeing with the fashion statement, it's mostly that it's lulzy.
User avatar #38 to #37 - leglesslegolegolas (01/15/2014) [-]
It's lulzy that someone has to get a padlock cut from their ear because some stranger thinks they look stupid. It would seem we have differing levels of sadism here.
User avatar #43 to #38 - Lilstow (01/15/2014) [-]
it's not cuz it looks stupid, as much as it's hilarious.
User avatar #82 to #34 - matamune (01/15/2014) [-]
If someone punched me in the face for a prank, I'd gladly take life in prison.
#16 - MaelRadec (01/14/2014) [-]
ohh gods i so wanted to do this once and see the reaction
ohh gods i so wanted to do this once and see the reaction
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#1 - sinery (01/14/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
#250 - FIXER (01/15/2014) [-]
JUSTICE!!!!
#345 - cacachaud (01/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #356 to #345 - sexpresso (01/15/2014) [-]
How dare you stand where he stood.
User avatar #363 to #356 - lorkhan (01/15/2014) [-]
You're the worst kind of people.
User avatar #367 to #363 - sexpresso (01/15/2014) [-]
I think it would be Person, not people.
User avatar #362 to #345 - wolfdogone (01/15/2014) [-]
hey man


go **** yourself
#248 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
#247 - sequel ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Yes, I've seen this happen. Blood.
User avatar #271 - huffe (01/15/2014) [-]
when he's going to violate people by having them see those gauges, he deserves this
#305 - implication (01/15/2014) [-]
Piercings are okay if you're female.

If you are male and have piercings then HAHAHAHA WHAT A FAG.
#360 to #305 - ohmygwad (01/15/2014) [-]
hahaha ...
#276 - asasqw (01/15/2014) [-]
Not going to pretend I understand gauges but a few things
1. Pranks like that are as dangerous as they are a sign of a true ass whole.
2. That may be the worst possible way of getting it off short of shooting the lock.
3. ????
User avatar #150 - demandsgayversion (01/15/2014) [-]
All these people on their soap boxes in the comments.

It's not about how douchey they may or may not look with holes in their ears, it's about how hilarious it is to stick a lock through their hole!

Sure, the guy with a hole in his ear is gonna say, "Oh, but that's not funny, blah blah whine blah", but ear-hole guy would laugh as hard as the rest of us when someone does something stupid and smashes their nuts.
#213 to #150 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
So you openly admit to sucking cocks.
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