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User avatar #51 - bettercaulsaul (01/15/2014) [-]
1. Leonardo Dicaprio
2. A saddle
3. A stick with an Oscar tied to the end
User avatar #50 - stgfilitov (01/15/2014) [-]
1. El presidente
2. mind control device
3.dock

I'll make ******* tropico. **** leaving.
User avatar #49 - thegrimgenius (01/15/2014) [-]
1. Rum
2. Materials needed to make a pirate ship (Flag and "uniform" included)
3. Magic Construction Genie with Infinite wishes.
#48 - fareastbrainseer (01/15/2014) [-]
1. emergency radio   
2. water purifier   
3. umm... Jackie Chan.
1. emergency radio
2. water purifier
3. umm... Jackie Chan.
User avatar #47 - roflstorm (01/15/2014) [-]
1. Air pump
2. Giant inflatable shlong.
3. an air mattress
#46 - superintrovert (01/15/2014) [-]
1) Water Dragon
2) Poseidon's Spear
3) Wilson
User avatar #45 - kennyxvi (01/15/2014) [-]
1) Hover Car
2) Money
3) Rifle

Then we bide our time till I create the best pirate island ever...
inb4 a car is a vessel...
#44 - MasterManiac (01/15/2014) [-]
How has noone figured out that all you need is a satellite phone to call for help and then you have two free wishes?
User avatar #43 - TheMather ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
>300 hp outboard engine with console.
>A barrel of gasoline.
>A truckload of Mexicans.
User avatar #42 - kousei (01/15/2014) [-]
>Large keg of drinking water
> Motor boat engine just the engine, it's not a vessel
>GPS with ship tracking

Put keg in water, attach motor on keg, find nearest ship and make straight for it.
User avatar #41 - traks (01/15/2014) [-]
Volley Ball
Lots of assorted mail
Broken Pocket Watch
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#38 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
1. A decent Dentistry Kit.

2. Wilson

3. Extra Wilsons
User avatar #183 to #38 - PadreRasta (01/15/2014) [-]
Let me hug you.
User avatar #35 - fuckthepopo (01/15/2014) [-]
A woman, a vessel, and a plane.
#28 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
1.laptop
2.solar generator
3.internet
#23 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
1. Cthulhu
2. Mind-control device
3. Champagne to celebrate my return to civilization.
User avatar #36 to #23 - thegrayknights (01/15/2014) [-]
As our new evil overlord right?
#21 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
1:Tamed megalodon
2:Food
3:Turbo rockets for megalodon
He never said the things you could get had to exist.
User avatar #20 - lilnuggetbob (01/14/2014) [-]
1: Long ranged Helicopter with plenty of fuel. Vessel =/= Helicopter
Plane =/= Helicoper

2: Plenty of food.
3: A GPS

#13 - ashikawa (01/14/2014) [-]
Lots of women
a boat
a helicopter
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User avatar #12 to #10 - gilliam (01/14/2014) [-]
Still a vessel.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - gilliam (01/14/2014) [-]
ves┬Ěsel (vsl)
n.
1. A hollow utensil, such as a cup, vase, or pitcher, used as a container, especially for liquids.
2.
a. Nautical A craft, especially one larger than a rowboat, designed to navigate on water.
b. An airship.
3. Anatomy A duct, canal, or other tube that contains or conveys a body fluid: a blood vessel.
4. Botany One of the tubular conductive structures of xylem, consisting of dead cylindrical cells that are attached end to end and connected by perforations. They are found in nearly all flowering plants.
5. A person seen as the agent or embodiment, as of a quality: a vessel of mercy.

Submarine still fills that function and description.
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User avatar #25 to #16 - metalmind (01/15/2014) [-]
Boats include submarines.
User avatar #17 to #16 - gilliam (01/14/2014) [-]
Unless you're scraping along the ocean floor, your weight is still being supported by the water displacement and you are therefore still moving "on" water.
User avatar #40 to #17 - darknesking (01/15/2014) [-]
You ******* know way to much about subs
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