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    User avatar#155 - watermelloon
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    (01/15/2014)[-]
    Satellite phone with full battery
    500 gallons of fresh clean water separated into individual 2ltr water bottles.
    A very large tent, including its poles and everything you get when its purchased new from a shop. (or one of those tree tents instead)

    if i could have one more thing I'd want a saw.
    #160 to #155 - anon id: a46f9f32
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    Yeah no. Satellite Phone counts as one thing. Phone battery counts as another.
    Try again, fag.
    User avatar#168 to #160 - watermelloon
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    Last time I checked phones come with batteries.
    #173 to #168 - anon id: a46f9f32
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    Last time I checked phones and batteries were two different things.
    Try again, fag.
    User avatar#180 to #173 - watermelloon
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    you're an idiot
    #177 to #173 - watermelloon
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    #151 - hopporto
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    **hopporto rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Tiny Fact Frog **
    **hopporto rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Tiny Fact Frog **
    #152 to #151 - hopporto
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    **hopporto rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Oh, for fuck's **
    **hopporto rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Oh, for fuck's **
    #153 to #152 - hopporto
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    #147 - ninthismywaifu
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    (01/15/2014)[-]
    1: The equipment and materials to build myself a very nice house   
2: A god-like computer   
3: Beastly satellite Dish for permanent high speed internet connection   
    
Why was everyone trying to get off the island?
    1: The equipment and materials to build myself a very nice house
    2: A god-like computer
    3: Beastly satellite Dish for permanent high speed internet connection

    Why was everyone trying to get off the island?
    #171 to #147 - anon id: a46f9f32
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    Probably because there's no electricity, there, ********.
    User avatar#195 to #171 - ninthismywaifu
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    If i'm building myself a house, on a island, in the middle on nowhere, its safe to assume I've planned how ill generate my own electricity.
    #164 to #147 - anon id: a46f9f32
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    Yeah no. each piece of equipment counts as one item.
    Try again, fag.
    User avatar#191 to #164 - ninthismywaifu
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    I can assure you sir that i am not a cigarette.
    User avatar#140 - leonhardt#80 on commentsRank#80
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    (01/15/2014)[-]
    I like how everyone tries to escape the island with their totally original and not ******** stupid "lol I'd bring a jetpack because it's not a plane or a vessel". Or try to count a large list of things as one item. I.e. "Large amounts of Camping supplies".

    When in reality you only need a single Ford F-150, the Truck of Texas.
    Powered by the global dismay and saddness of hybrid driving liberals, it never runs out of gas.

    And you can sleep safely within it's 5 star crash test safety rated cabin, and cook wild bacon on it's radiator which reaches a toasty heat of over 400 degrees.
    User avatar#145 to #140 - minorian
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    You suck
    User avatar#157 to #145 - leonhardt#80 on commentsRank#80
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    What sucks is being stranded on an island without a Ford F-150, the Truck of Texas.
    #144 to #140 - danzey
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    Yeah but can it do all that underwater, or are you just trying to get me with the fancy "above ground" features.
    User avatar#156 to #144 - leonhardt#80 on commentsRank#80
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    Of course it can. For it is the Ford F-150, the Truck of Texas.
    #208 to #156 - danzey
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    Well why the **** don't i already have one, i must be retarded.
    User avatar#139 - ishallsmiteyou
    Reply-1
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    a jetpack.
    #136 - jalthelas
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    I didn't get to choose.
    I didn't get to choose.
    #135 - biggrand
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    **biggrand rolled a random image posted in comment #843390 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **   
   
This is all I need to escape
    **biggrand rolled a random image posted in comment #843390 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **

    This is all I need to escape
    #138 to #135 - biggrand
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    (01/15/2014)[-]
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    #132 - excaliburr
    Reply+1
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    I only need one man, my lord and savior, Gaben. Gaben is life.
    I only need one man, my lord and savior, Gaben. Gaben is life.
    User avatar#131 - hochimoe
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    microwave that makes food/ water from packets (like the one in spykids) infinite food/water packets camp setup thing from jimmy neutron
    #126 - galkawhm
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    (01/15/2014)[-]
    **galkawhm rolled a random image posted in comment #246 at Meanwhile in Scandinavia.. ** This
    **galkawhm rolled a random image posted in comment #246 at Meanwhile in Scandinavia.. ** This
    #128 to #126 - galkawhm
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    (01/15/2014)[-]
    **galkawhm rolled a random image posted in comment #305648 at Friendly ** this
    **galkawhm rolled a random image posted in comment #305648 at Friendly ** this
    #129 to #128 - galkawhm
    Reply-1
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    **galkawhm rolled a random image posted in comment #7390126 at Safe For Work Random Board ** and this
    **galkawhm rolled a random image posted in comment #7390126 at Safe For Work Random Board ** and this
    User avatar#130 to #129 - galkawhm
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    Two dudes and Riot Points.

    I know what I'm gonna do with the men :3
    #146 to #130 - danzey
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    Trade them for more Riot Points, WOOOO SKINS!
    #127 to #126 - galkawhm
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    #123 - raberintodesu
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    (01/15/2014)[-]
    **raberintodesu rolled a random image posted in comment #311504 at Shin Anime Social Board ** The roll gods will provide me with the tools they see fit.
    **raberintodesu rolled a random image posted in comment #311504 at Shin Anime Social Board ** The roll gods will provide me with the tools they see fit.
    #124 to #123 - raberintodesu
    Reply-1
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    **raberintodesu rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at I AM GLORIOUS........................... **
    **raberintodesu rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at I AM GLORIOUS........................... **
    #125 to #124 - raberintodesu
    Reply-1
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    **raberintodesu rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Fuck CGI. **
    **raberintodesu rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Fuck CGI. **
    #133 to #125 - raberintodesu
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    So...waifus, stars, and old spice. Kinky.
    So...waifus, stars, and old spice. Kinky.
    User avatar#116 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    OP
    my computer
    red thumbs
    #115 - yaminotoncod
    Reply+1
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    1 Tv   
2 power supply   
3 Netflix
    1 Tv
    2 power supply
    3 Netflix
    User avatar#114 - reginleif#75 on contentRank#75 
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    1)Mansion
    2) Lighthouse
    3) Hunting equipment

    Let the games begin.
    User avatar#113 - demigodofmadness#441 on commentsRank#441
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    1(dot)
    2(dot) A tempur pedic mattress
    3(dot) Some sort of food supply
    #106 - faithrider
    Reply+2
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    iwould only need one thing.   
   
THE HASSELHOFF!
    iwould only need one thing.

    THE HASSELHOFF!
    User avatar#137 to #106 - jalthelas
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    **jalthelas rolled a random comment #7461133 posted by analsprinkles at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
    rinbo desh


    My one thing
    User avatar#99 - arnolddusk
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    1) one of my ***********
    2) a plane
    3) a red thumb to give to op when I got back for posting retarded ****
    User avatar#108 to #99 - temporalguardian
    Reply+2
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    Did you even read the post?
    User avatar#109 to #108 - arnolddusk
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    yeah he said if I were stranded on an island what three things would I bring and I listed 3 things
    User avatar#110 to #109 - temporalguardian
    Reply+1
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    Never mind, i didn't see you were a red thumb whore, carry on.
    User avatar#112 to #110 - arnolddusk
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    my pride...
    #148 to #112 - danzey
    Reply+1
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    >Whoring red thumbs
    >"Pride"
    >Nice try
    #98 - resbiansrock
    Reply-1
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    **resbiansrock rolls 98**   
1) Someone from "The Tomorrow People" (Dem ****** can teleport)   
2) Epic gaming PC (For when I get home)   
3) Camcorder (Take videos of the place, so that people will believe me)
    **resbiansrock rolls 98**
    1) Someone from "The Tomorrow People" (Dem ****** can teleport)
    2) Epic gaming PC (For when I get home)
    3) Camcorder (Take videos of the place, so that people will believe me)
    #104 to #98 - resbiansrock
    Reply-1
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    Oh god, what have I done...
    User avatar#103 to #98 - arnolddusk
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    **arnolddusk rolls 3,612** DUBLE DOUBS
    #102 to #98 - resbiansrock
    Reply-1
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    (I rolled my comment number)
    User avatar#101 to #98 - arnolddusk
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    **arnolddusk rolls 10** LE DUBS XD
    User avatar#100 to #98 - arnolddusk
    Reply0
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    **arnolddusk rolls 06**
    #97 - holyfool
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    User avatar#96 - icedcarbon
    Reply+1
    (01/15/2014)[-]
    -Alouette III;
    -A GPS that works in whatever place I'll be stranded at;
    -Extra fuel in case I need to refuel.

    I'll stay and explore the island a while before leaving...
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