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#42 - bobbyembry (01/09/2014) [-]
I used to 						********					 the MRE's for the goods man... Chicken Cavatelli used to have M&M's. That MRE alone would buy you someones daughter in the Philippines.    
   
   
HFW
I used to ******** the MRE's for the goods man... Chicken Cavatelli used to have M&M's. That MRE alone would buy you someones daughter in the Philippines.


HFW
User avatar #209 to #42 - truegenesis (01/10/2014) [-]
what's up with Sam's left eye?
#201 to #42 - TacticalTyler (01/10/2014) [-]
I hated rat ******* ************* like you.
#41 - Womens Study Major (01/09/2014) [-]
Women do not belong in the ******* military. They are not built for combat. I'd trust a man to cover my back in a fire fight A LOT more than a woman. Especially if the fighting got close and we needed to do hand to hand combat. Men are stronger than women, it's a scientific fact. No sexism there. We just are stronger.
User avatar #197 to #41 - Crusader ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
Here's my logic.
If you're in a foxhole you don't want the smell of blood attracting dogs.
- Wingsofredemption
User avatar #96 to #41 - Sethorein (01/09/2014) [-]
women can do plenty in the military... Deviation exists for both genders. You've got milksop boys and prissy girls and you've got butch women and He-men...
User avatar #56 to #41 - dagold (01/09/2014) [-]
As someone who trained alongside women in basic, there are valid points both agreeing and going against your statement. There are women not cut out to be in the military at all, but there are men who performed just as poorly. However I also saw a 95 pound 5'1 female beat the **** out of a 5'10 male, and this same girl always passed even male standards for PT. Some women make the cut, while some men do not.

I'm not gonna lie though, passable female to passable male ratio is extremely high. Now I'm assigned to an infantry unit so there are no females in my unit, a lot more freedom to say whatever you want.
User avatar #226 to #56 - badsamaritan (01/10/2014) [-]
I think there should be one standard for both genders. Really there isn't a great way to counter argue what I said.
User avatar #227 to #226 - dagold (01/10/2014) [-]
You are in luck, actually. With women being allowed into the infantry they need to pass the same PT test men do.
User avatar #228 to #227 - badsamaritan (01/10/2014) [-]
Infantry soldiers kick ass, while the elite are using stealth, infantry take on the bullets.
User avatar #229 to #228 - dagold (01/10/2014) [-]
I'm a line medic with an infantry unit. I hope they kick ass since all I get is a damn M9.
User avatar #230 to #229 - badsamaritan (01/10/2014) [-]
What why?! My teacher that I look up to was a medic and got to carry a super advanced rifle, but that's probably because he was some sort of Air Force Special Ops. That guy got to fight with all the top guys, Delta, Rangers, DEVGRU, all of them.
But man you must feel like that one kid who had to rent a paintball gun while everyone else brought theirs.
User avatar #231 to #230 - dagold (01/10/2014) [-]
pretty much, but it depends on the unit, mostly. The reason I carry a handgun instead of a rifle is because my job is caring for the wounded, and trying to drag or work on a casualty while keeping positive control of a rifle isn't exactly efficient for life saving.
User avatar #232 to #231 - badsamaritan (01/10/2014) [-]
True true, and you can always grab a rifle if you need it. Considering you have most likely fired a rifle, what is your all time favorite?.
User avatar #233 to #232 - dagold (01/10/2014) [-]
Military wise I've only fired an M4, but I own a mauser 30.06 that I find to be pretty damn useful. M4 has bitch kick, first time I shot it I thought it had misfired.
#77 to #56 - Womens Study Major (01/09/2014) [-]
good on you for having a fair opinion, not many people do on this stupid site.
User avatar #55 to #41 - oCrAzYtOwNo (01/09/2014) [-]
Dude.... shut up.
User avatar #43 to #41 - matamune (01/09/2014) [-]
Most armies are very hard on their female soldiers, so they don't slow down the rest. Often they only accept the very best women.
User avatar #84 to #43 - toadkillerdog (01/09/2014) [-]
yeah, it's a standards problem right now, if you both actually have the same PT standards and such the only potential problem is the risk of pregnancy. Since you can't keep a pregnant woman deployed, you can't order her to terminate it, and there'd be a huge outcry if there was punishment for getting pregnant, it's a huge problem with deploying women. I think that's the only inherent problem left with the US having female infantry, everything else is just policy changes.
#203 to #84 - Womens Study Major (01/10/2014) [-]
When you're deployed you're not supposed to be ******* at all and if you come up pregnant you will get in trouble.
User avatar #223 to #203 - toadkillerdog (01/10/2014) [-]
www.csmonitor.com/USA/Military/2009/1222/Court-martial-for-pregnant-soldiers-General-backs-off-under-fire
www.defense.gov/News/NewsArticle.aspx?ID=57232
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/pregnant-military-unplanned-women_n_2534873.html

The last time an army general tried to institute any kind of punishment for pregnancy it got all sorts of protesting from women's rights groups. The general public doesn't give a **** about the military unless they can protest something like this, so instituting any kind of blanket punishment would be a godamn nightmare. Also, as of my Afghan deployment in 2012 in the Marine Corps, there was no punishment for ending up pregnant.
User avatar #35 - trippkashani (01/09/2014) [-]
Taste the rainbow
#28 - moonmist (01/09/2014) [-]
Assuming its the old Skittles that still have Lime instead of Green Apple, I'd rather have the Skittles.    
   
 						****					 green apple Skittles, I hope who ever created them dies alongside the person who replaced Lemon Jolly Ranchers for the Blue Raspberry ones.
Assuming its the old Skittles that still have Lime instead of Green Apple, I'd rather have the Skittles.

**** green apple Skittles, I hope who ever created them dies alongside the person who replaced Lemon Jolly Ranchers for the Blue Raspberry ones.
#94 to #28 - broorb (01/09/2014) [-]
bluergh lime
User avatar #62 to #28 - commontroll (01/09/2014) [-]
I was wondering why my skittles didn't ever taste like lemon-lime anymore.
#32 to #28 - spawnconnery (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh my God. I remember them now. There were so many, with their existence erased the same as they had been erased from my memory. Why enact total obliteration upon them and then replace them with the worse Blue Raspberry? WHAT DID THAT ACCOMPLISH?!
User avatar #40 to #32 - reginleif (01/09/2014) [-]
Unpopularopinionpuffin.png

:/ I really liked Blue Raspberry
User avatar #26 - KayRed (01/09/2014) [-]
That's the marine corp, they don't trade for blow jobs.
User avatar #25 - sedilotsopa (01/09/2014) [-]
LIES! i see no skittles in this picture
#20 - Womens Study Major (01/09/2014) [-]
If anyone would like to have further insight on the meaning of this: Skittles/M&M's and such related candies are a little bit rarer to get in MRE's. IE: alot soldiers/marines in basic training will do about ANYTHING for candy during this time.

source: in the army reserve, you do the math
User avatar #100 to #20 - larfang (01/09/2014) [-]
As someone who went through basic I can assure you most of us got sick of them after a while. At first we were all excited for the candy and the "delicious" MRE's rather than chow hall food. After 4 days though we were so done with them, candy and all.
#17 - yeoldsnipermissile ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
HOLY 						****					 YOU GUYS DO NOT UNDERSTAND.   
   
This has been such a long running story through BEAST Week in Air Force basic training, as well as Army BCT, at least at Fort Leonard Wood. I went through BEAST Week in April 2012, and the Cadre, BEAST Week's Drill Sergeants, were making bets on which one of us 						*******					 was getting recycled and/or discharged for Trading Skittles for a blowjob with someone from the female flights. This happens at least once every month, always at BEAST. It's the only time males and females have an opportunity to come in contact, though the Cadre usually come and collect any candy/sweets/tabasco (anything with flavor) from the three MREs we ate daily, someone always smuggles some candy to trade for things like this. It has been a guaranteed thing for probably the last 9 years, in every BEAST group. Someone's getting kicked from Basic for a blowskie.   
   
TL;DR - This is a very real issue, and has caused trainees to be removed from military service.
HOLY **** YOU GUYS DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

This has been such a long running story through BEAST Week in Air Force basic training, as well as Army BCT, at least at Fort Leonard Wood. I went through BEAST Week in April 2012, and the Cadre, BEAST Week's Drill Sergeants, were making bets on which one of us ******* was getting recycled and/or discharged for Trading Skittles for a blowjob with someone from the female flights. This happens at least once every month, always at BEAST. It's the only time males and females have an opportunity to come in contact, though the Cadre usually come and collect any candy/sweets/tabasco (anything with flavor) from the three MREs we ate daily, someone always smuggles some candy to trade for things like this. It has been a guaranteed thing for probably the last 9 years, in every BEAST group. Someone's getting kicked from Basic for a blowskie.

TL;DR - This is a very real issue, and has caused trainees to be removed from military service.
User avatar #222 to #17 - shakanaquanda (01/10/2014) [-]
hey, my brother graduated from there... i feel proud
User avatar #149 to #17 - johnrocks (01/10/2014) [-]
>get drafted
>hate the military, hate all these macho asshats
>find a hottie
>get a blowjob, pay her in candy
>get discharged
>best day
#141 to #17 - woe (01/09/2014) [-]
Peanut Butter was the only thing I might consider trading skittles for.
User avatar #139 to #17 - zombifier (01/09/2014) [-]
try one MRE across 3 days, and my boot camp was still easy
User avatar #137 to #17 - BlaiseGrimm (01/09/2014) [-]
funny how youre innaccurate twice in this...we only had 2 mres a day with a hot meal for dinner, and i went through beast in the first week of july and we were allowed to have our desserts.
we werent allowed to have our coffee though, but they never confiscated anything from our mres unless someone snuck one into a tent
User avatar #116 to #17 - PenguinsOfMars (01/09/2014) [-]
like the girls actually agree to blow for **** ?
#111 to #17 - sedativechunk (01/09/2014) [-]
Let me ask you military people, why is this really an issue? Do people really deserve to be discharged over such a thing? I mean, you people are serving our country and doing us a great service, what is so wrong with a little hanky panky in exchange for candy, anyway? Don't you think some of those people earn a little time for themselves in between service? And if people are doing sex acts privately and consensual (even if it's a trade for food items) what is so wrong with it as long as they are doing their job and their duties when needed?

I see the whole "duty and honor" part of it, but you got to face it, people are only human and human beings are sexual creatures. I'm sure guys in the military are really wound up when they don't see ANY women for months/years on end. I don't see the problem with them hooking up when there are women around.

No need to bash me, I'm not in the military, I'm just curious about why this is even an issue. And if you want to hear something, my deceased uncle believe it or not served in World War II (yes my relatives are VERY old). The military actually gave them condoms because they were going in France and they knew they would hook up with the women there. Have the rules changed since then? This all just sounds like stupid rules to me.
User avatar #211 to #111 - nighkey (01/10/2014) [-]
My father spoke of something called the 'Forbidden City' during Vietnam. He was also smashed most of the time and was allowed into the officer's lounge despite being of a lower rank. His job was to fly the medical chopper and pick up wounded soldiers in the middle of combat. Hoooweeever... He'd also fly soldiers against policy into the designated 'recreation' (sex) Forbidden City outside of hours or days allowed to visit, and then go pick them up. XD

He was always drunk as a skunk, then, but could just listen to a chopper and tell you what was wrong with it. Superiors would not trust their mechanic needs with anyone else, and my father also earned quite a few perks for being a..tailor. Even though it wasn't allowed, he'd crease slacks so no matter how filthy you were you'd be able to pick everything up for inspection and make it look like you spent hours pressing it. I like his stories. Not sure how the hell he is alive from some of those stories, though.. People throwing grenades out of a fox hole and..not making it over the hole. Getting drunk enough to fly ON TOP of the front of the chopper. x_x Yeeep...
#131 to #111 - Womens Study Major (01/09/2014) [-]
actually if you look in the UCMJ (uniform code of military justice) it clearly states that oral sex and sodomy are both outlawed regardless of gender or circumstance. so technically you would be breaking the law.
User avatar #206 to #131 - lordoftheflies (01/10/2014) [-]
So its okay to trade skittles for sex?
#205 to #131 - Womens Study Major (01/10/2014) [-]
FYI: "Sodomy", in the dictionary definition of the term refers to anything other than conventional penis-in-vagina sex. "Oral and sodomy" is redundant.
#126 to #111 - aventador (01/09/2014) [-]
Not bashing bro! It has to do with a discipline thing. Having the mental and physical discipline to not do such things while you are training
#118 to #111 - ookichinchindesu (01/09/2014) [-]
When you are in training you are under TRADOC which makes it impossible to provide consent. Anything sexual that happens in training is basically but not really rape. Also when out of training a no fraternization policy exists to protect soldiers and help maintain over unit morale. Imagine working with someone you had a horrible break up with. It's not good for combat readyness, and that my friend is just a couple reasons why they don't tolerate that behavior.
#224 to #118 - sedativechunk (01/10/2014) [-]
Ookie, I think you came up with the closest/most valid reasons for them having rules/laws banning sex in the military. It probably has to do with image and morale. I think you also made a great point about people breaking up and having emotional drama while they are in the military. But I think that subject in unavoidable, what about the people that are already married and have kids? How do they keep a straight mind? I don't think allowing/banning sex will have any impact.    
   
With THAT being said, I did a little research about this topic myself. I think rules regarding sex (as well as alcohol and etc.) have to do with the chain of command. One's solider's post I read (I think it was at army.com forums) said that when you join the military, you are not in a democracy. If they tell you not to have sex, drink, or party around, they mean it. You don't get a say or you get the 						*******					 boot with a dishonorable discharge, especially if you are a recruit or "grunt" with no commanding privileges of a higher ranking officer.   
    
From what I've read today, some units in the military do allow "passes" to their soldiers as well, some to get a night off and etc. but it's usually kept quiet. Oh well, I guess that's that.
Ookie, I think you came up with the closest/most valid reasons for them having rules/laws banning sex in the military. It probably has to do with image and morale. I think you also made a great point about people breaking up and having emotional drama while they are in the military. But I think that subject in unavoidable, what about the people that are already married and have kids? How do they keep a straight mind? I don't think allowing/banning sex will have any impact.

With THAT being said, I did a little research about this topic myself. I think rules regarding sex (as well as alcohol and etc.) have to do with the chain of command. One's solider's post I read (I think it was at army.com forums) said that when you join the military, you are not in a democracy. If they tell you not to have sex, drink, or party around, they mean it. You don't get a say or you get the ******* boot with a dishonorable discharge, especially if you are a recruit or "grunt" with no commanding privileges of a higher ranking officer.

From what I've read today, some units in the military do allow "passes" to their soldiers as well, some to get a night off and etc. but it's usually kept quiet. Oh well, I guess that's that.
#234 to #224 - ookichinchindesu (01/10/2014) [-]
Yup married people are good to go.
User avatar #106 to #17 - deescalation (01/09/2014) [-]
A cadre hit me and a buddy with his Gator as he was trying to show off his sick drifting skills. It didn't hit us too hard though
User avatar #104 to #17 - tonicwater (01/09/2014) [-]
I graduated AFBMT in July 2013. I can verify that this still happens
User avatar #83 to #17 - clannadqs (01/09/2014) [-]
Haha, POG.
#87 to #83 - toadkillerdog (01/09/2014) [-]
PPOOOOOOOOGGGGGGSSSS!!!!!!
User avatar #57 to #17 - GoldenBob (01/09/2014) [-]
It's two MREs and one hot meal.
User avatar #53 to #17 - TheExile (01/09/2014) [-]
When did you join the AF? I went through BEAST in April of 2012 as well. I remember somebody from the Predator Zone got busted, and the cadres were laughing about it all week.
#46 to #17 - yobo (01/09/2014) [-]
"women at BCT"....my buddy went to Lost in the Woods for MP OSUT and he had some weird ass stories about people ******* in the dumpsters, ******* during FTX, **** like that. That's why I liked Benning. No BS from women being around. just good ol' butt sex
User avatar #102 to #46 - thespartanpony (01/09/2014) [-]
GOOD OL FORT BENNING
#138 to #102 - Womens Study Major (01/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #45 to #17 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
That's kinda hilarious.
#44 to #17 - LiteninStruckTower **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
sauce of .gif? I'll pay you for it
#89 to #52 - LiteninStruckTower **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot man.
User avatar #79 to #52 - alhiniath (01/09/2014) [-]
it is
#19 to #17 - kingofthejuice (01/09/2014) [-]
At BEAST it was two MREs and "hot" meal for dinner. You only went a month after I went through and no one got recycled, at least for our week. One mangy bitch lied and tried to say a male and female were seen sneaking out of the hardened shelter but she admitted to lying after out squadron got ****** up the butt by the cadres and we made it back to the actual squad. I had to shovel sand bag as MOPP 2 for six hours because of that bitch.
#34 to #13 - Womens Study Major (01/09/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter

Got M&Ms
#29 to #13 - sonofpsychodad (01/09/2014) [-]
Why not both? Just to pull a prank on her.
#36 to #29 - nargogh ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
But for M M Ms u could get a handjob. Why waste a perfectly good handjob for a joke?
User avatar #37 to #36 - sonofpsychodad (01/09/2014) [-]
Ok then, when was the last time you recieved a blowjob for a handful M&M's?
#38 to #37 - nargogh ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm just referring to the currency on this picture. Skittles - blowjob. MMMs - handjob.
#39 to #38 - sonofpsychodad (01/09/2014) [-]
**sonofpsychodad rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at busting your balls **
You never know what comes after, especially if it's a girl trading skittles for a blowjob, which is something you'd most probably only see in a porn film.

But yeah, maybe I'm just overthinking the situation in the post.
#16 to #13 - Womens Study Major (01/09/2014) [-]
I think M & Ms are better...
#24 to #16 - Womens Study Major (01/09/2014) [-]
me too...
#12 - westin (01/09/2014) [-]
"You sat on and flattened these ******** Skittles."
+1
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#10 - Muppetz (01/09/2014) [-]
Beware the wook
User avatar #14 to #10 - haydenmonty (01/09/2014) [-]
Im confused, is that you? Or a wook? And are you a Marine? because in my adventures only Marines call them wooks haha
User avatar #18 to #14 - Muppetz (01/09/2014) [-]
Im a Marine, but that's not me. Just some guy.
User avatar #23 to #18 - semperkillusmc ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Amos is a ******* wook lover
User avatar #208 to #23 - Muppetz (01/10/2014) [-]
Mad Dog for Supreme Warlord of Earth
#2 - navywannabe (01/09/2014) [-]
Knowing what is in an MRE...
He's getting a blow job.
#108 to #2 - anisbanana (01/09/2014) [-]
lmao how your funnyjunk name is "navywannabe"   
   
I imagine you ordering MRE's online and going outside in a camping tent in the dark and eating them and pretending your a recon spy or something then you go inside and play battlefield for 3 hours straight
lmao how your funnyjunk name is "navywannabe"

I imagine you ordering MRE's online and going outside in a camping tent in the dark and eating them and pretending your a recon spy or something then you go inside and play battlefield for 3 hours straight
User avatar #236 to #108 - navywannabe (01/10/2014) [-]
Why would I play those games if I'm going to work in the militar after high school. I only have a year left till I join.
User avatar #95 to #2 - heartlessrobot (01/09/2014) [-]
Had an MRE on a boy scout camping trip once. Beef Stir-fry, I think. Wasn't that bad.
User avatar #198 to #95 - Crusader ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
Most things that people claim are horrible, just have horrible texture.

I've had MREs and ration packs, they never tasted bad, they just had this horrible slimy, mushy halfcooked porridge texture and consistency.
User avatar #200 to #198 - heartlessrobot (01/10/2014) [-]
Well yeah, but I was halfway through a 50 mile bike hike in the blazing heat, so I didn't mind texture that much. Though, the wheat snack bread with the cheese spread was delicious, and the chocolate bar may or may not have ripped out a couple teeth and replaced them with bloomed chocolate, but it was delicious too.
User avatar #66 to #2 - guywithafork (01/09/2014) [-]
Canadian army fag here.
Some MREs are pretty good, like the "Strawberry tart snack"
Which is a poptart.
User avatar #49 to #2 - landartheconqueror (01/09/2014) [-]
i had an MRE on a camping trip once. the worst gas i have ever had. ever.
#27 to #2 - keeluall (01/09/2014) [-]
In finland we had this ******* shrimp-mushroom soup powder which tasted like puke. Only good thing in the bag were oatmeal cookies
#21 to #2 - Womens Study Major (01/09/2014) [-]
Cheese Omlette Breakfast MREs were the best ever and didn't take like complete **** at all. Ever.

Also Ranger Dip.
User avatar #22 to #21 - MacheteJoe (01/09/2014) [-]
Cheese Omelette was widely hated. the off brand poptart and skittles were the only edible part
#11 to #2 - hudge (01/09/2014) [-]
Sawdust and resin, compressed into "food" shapes?
User avatar #30 to #11 - BubsyB (01/09/2014) [-]
You're joking right? that ****** delicious.
#33 to #30 - danzey (01/09/2014) [-]
Dunno if the actual army got the 24hr Rations we got but we had like yorkis and chocolate puddings in them, i think theyre the same as what like mountain rescue and those guys use, not sure though, they were ******* great.
#3 to #2 - mckinkymcormic (01/09/2014) [-]
worse than lean cuisine spaghetti that was made out of sawdust left out in the sun for a week after expiration date.
worse than lean cuisine spaghetti that was made out of sawdust left out in the sun for a week after expiration date.
User avatar #31 to #3 - BubsyB (01/09/2014) [-]
You have to understand the expiration date on that **** does not matter. I saw a cadet eat out of one from the Vietnam war and it was still fine. Vacuum packed my friend.
User avatar #4 to #3 - navywannabe (01/09/2014) [-]
And that's why skittles are high value when trading...
Oh and Charms are unlucky. Never take them with you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - mckinkymcormic (01/09/2014) [-]
shaving cream is worth more.
User avatar #6 to #5 - navywannabe (01/09/2014) [-]
I didn't know that shaving cream came in MREs.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mckinkymcormic (01/09/2014) [-]
i didnt know skittles came in MREs
#8 to #7 - navywannabe (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not skittles by it self...it comes with a "main course" as well.
That's just desert.
#210 to #8 - Womens Study Major (01/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - mckinkymcormic (01/09/2014) [-]
wow, didnt know that.
still, shaving cream is like gold.
User avatar #15 to #9 - studmaster ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
dat Tabasco
User avatar #1 - kawaiidesudesuu (01/09/2014) [-]
>tfw not even desert queen blows you.
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