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#18 - mondominiman ONLINE
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(01/09/2014) [-]
all my dogs stay outside because they would tear up the furniture and make the house smell bad.
#17 - traks
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Golden Retrievers are cute as ****, yo.
I would like to get one, but I dont have the room for another pet right now ):
#15 - Zyklone
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(01/09/2014) [-]
clean your ******* room.

problem solved
#16 to #15 - jackmanagan
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(01/09/2014) [-]
dressers bed frames and tvs are loud when a tail is beating them
#11 - unicornmangina
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(01/09/2014) [-]
mine used to fart in my face I would've much preferred this
#10 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
What do you keep an empty jam jar for?
#12 to #10 - unicornmangina
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(01/09/2014) [-]
reasons..... sexy reasons
#9 - kaboomz
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(01/09/2014) [-]
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#6 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
one of the reasons I prefer dogs over cats: If you are watching a movie with your dog/cat next to you in the couch... When you pet a dog he gets so happy and you can see how much he/she likes it. It just brings a smile to your face when they roll over on their backs to get a belly rub or they start stretching their legs and everything.
And when you pet the cat...
Sure they purr in appreciation but... They shove their f*cking claws straight into your skin when you are just chilling. I mean, WTF! Have you ever been relaxing with a friend someone, asked him if he would want a beer, soda or something? And then he would stand up, walk over to you, and then punch you in the nuts? COME ON!
Another reason: If a dog pukes, he/she tries to eat it. It's like he/she's apologizing:
"OH NO, I AM SO SORRY! Look, I'll clean this up. Don't worry about it..."

And if WHEN the cat has a hairball it just looks at you and goes "Yep, that sucks. deal with it."
#30 to #6 - commontroll
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Cats actually do that because that's their way of sucking up to each other, just like dogs lick each other to suck up to each other. Cats just have a higher pain tolerance than humans is all. Think of it more as giving a massage but not knowing you're putting too much pressure.
#5 - akho
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(01/09/2014) [-]
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#98 to #5 - dirtyatom
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#60 to #5 - negativepixels
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#31 to #5 - ghustla
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#4 - andrewjla
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(01/09/2014) [-]
All I could hear is Doug's voice from Up.
#3 - hudge ONLINE
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I'd wake up pissed, see that face, and not even care that I got woken up early.
I'd wake up pissed, see that face, and not even care that I got woken up early.
#2 - ivehadworse
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(01/09/2014) [-]
You are just adorable.
10/10 would bellyrub.
#25 to #2 - geiner
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Red rocket
#7 to #2 - sonicftwxdatheism
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I know something else you would rub you sick bastard
#13 to #7 - takemythumb
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(01/09/2014) [-]
**takemythumb rolled user finblob **
this guy does.
#14 to #13 - finblob
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(01/09/2014) [-]
i do
i do
harvest the wheat
call the singers
the queen
is wed
todaaaayyyyyy
#8 to #7 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Hes had worse
#1 - deadnovember
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Sometimes I wonder if my dog has a lead tail. When her tail hits the wall it causes a low booming sound...