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#113 - extooso
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(01/09/2014) [-]
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.

Ezekiel 25:17
#148 to #113 - closetfag
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Pulp Fiction eh?
#125 to #113 - winsauceiswin
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(01/09/2014) [-]
BOONDOCKS saints
#116 to #113 - daviid
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(01/09/2014) [-]
boondocks saints?
#117 to #116 - extooso
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(01/09/2014) [-]
nope ezekiel 25:17
pulp fiction but maybe boondock saints, i havent watched it
#118 to #117 - daviid
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(01/09/2014) [-]
you're right bro my bad
#109 - landa
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(01/09/2014) [-]
sounds nice
#107 - nyawgga
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Is there a rule 34 on this quote anywhere?
#110 to #107 - waacson
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(01/09/2014) [-]
try beastiality sites, they're not that hidden and google can find them.
#112 to #110 - nyawgga
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(01/09/2014) [-]
No I mean this specific bible quote
#123 to #112 - sanguinesolitude
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(01/09/2014) [-]
just look up stallion dicks, we know what you want to see
#232 to #123 - nyawgga
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#101 - mrshrapnel
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(01/09/2014) [-]
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#82 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #280918 at Friendly ** ''posted 2 seconds ago''. I bet this guy deleted his comment as soon as he made that post so no one could see, people like these really grind my gears...
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #280918 at Friendly ** ''posted 2 seconds ago''. I bet this guy deleted his comment as soon as he made that post so no one could see, people like these really grind my gears...
#86 to #82 - majormayor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. These kinds of Facebook screenshots tend to have that. I guess they just want to get the upvotes on Reddit quicker!
#80 - iamtheceej
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(01/09/2014) [-]
50 Shades of Christ.
#88 to #80 - thegirlyoudespise
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(01/09/2014) [-]
take the damn pun
#65 - majormayor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
This is an old post. How did all of you dolts miss it?
#61 - brokenhalf [OP] ONLINE
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(01/09/2014) [-]
snakefire, heartlessrobot i did it! i made front page! thanks gi=uys! this is my first time getting this high up in fj
#91 to #61 - heartlessrobot
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Hooray for you!
#63 to #61 - snakefire
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Nice man.
#67 to #63 - majormayor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
>is a Christian
>supports atheists who go "deh Bible is teh stupids!"
#90 to #67 - kanadetenshi
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Because some christians aren't so insecure about their own beliefs that they can actually take a joke before throwing in the "muh opression" card.
#92 to #90 - majormayor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
There are some jokes about Christianity that I like, but only if they're not blatantly condescending.
#68 to #67 - snakefire
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I may be a christian, but above all, I support peoples rights to their beliefs first and foremost.
#69 to #68 - majormayor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I'd rather not them make fools of themselves over it, though.
#71 to #69 - snakefire
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(01/09/2014) [-]
It also wasn't necessarily an atheist that said that. A christian could just as easily make that joke.
#72 to #71 - majormayor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Atheists love to circlejerk over this stuff, though. I guess even after the "euphoric" meme, there's still some things blatantly mocking Christianity that are guaranteed the front page on here.
#73 to #72 - snakefire
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(01/09/2014) [-]
You dense mate?

Its not just like "Hurrdurr god's not real"

it's a simple joke with an real quote from the bible. It's funny and not sacrilegious because HE'S ACTUALLY QUOTING THE BIBLE.

Lighten up bro. They'res defending your religion, and then there's being uptight and unable to take a joke.
#75 to #73 - majormayor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
And what about the people in these comments, huh? They're just crawling out of their corners like it's 2011 to talk about how stupid Christianity is.
#76 to #75 - snakefire
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Let them wallow in their own intolerance then.

If you wanna say something to them, go for it. But don't bash OP for his light hearted joke.
#78 to #76 - majormayor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
The content is an old repost that has been posted many, many times before.
#79 to #78 - snakefire
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Regardless. That's not even relevant.

Two ways to keep the peace.
1. Don't be offensive.
2. Don't be too easily offended.

It's not a one sided thing. Its a give and take.
#81 to #79 - majormayor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Nah, man. I do what I want. You sit down young man.
#83 to #81 - snakefire
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Alright man, if you insist.

But remember, sometimes, its just as bad to be offended all the time as it is to be offensive all the time.
#95 to #83 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I didn't know Buddha is a Christian.

Bad joke, but it's been a long time since I've seen such a calm Christian. It's easier to find an atheist like that. But the constant battle between Christians and atheists, especially on the Internet, is where you see mostly the zealots and the antitheists, so both cases are pretty rare.
#85 to #83 - majormayor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Meh. I don't get offended often.
#74 to #73 - snakefire
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(01/09/2014) [-]
There's*
#59 - rocksteady
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk - A place where you can take material out of context, and only focus on the uneducated, as long as it is pro-atheist.
#89 to #59 - kanadetenshi
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(01/09/2014) [-]
What the hell is the context of that supposed to be.
#159 to #89 - pappysmurf
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(01/09/2014) [-]
This. Question.
This. Question.
#84 to #59 - hahahahah
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I agree with you. The person was simply stating that if you are looking for a good quote you can find one in the bible. They where not saying to pick a random quote, they were not saying that every quote is good, nor were they saying that they agree with the quote posted in response. I don't even believe in god, but I can admit there are a few good quotes in the bible. The reason this has so many thumbs up, is because Funnyjunk is hypocritical.

I have met some very slow minded atheists who have said some very uneducated things, and if I were to do exactly what OP did here, but reversed, it would get a sea of red thumbs. People would be screaming, "That's just one person, so how dare you try to say that represents everyone," and "That's out of context."
#60 to #59 - brokenhalf [OP] ONLINE
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(01/09/2014) [-]
now who actually said it was pro atheist though?
#62 to #60 - rocksteady
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(01/09/2014) [-]
What? Your sentence doesn't make sense?
#64 to #62 - brokenhalf [OP] ONLINE
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(01/09/2014) [-]
you said it was pro atheist, but no where in the content did it say anything about atheism
#70 to #64 - rocksteady
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand the implications of the retort's actions in this content.
#152 to #70 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Dude, what if I tell you that you can be a good Christian and still be:
a) a troll who just likes to mocke other people
b) realize that the Bible is a book written by HUMANS. Therefore, is not a holy book. It was not written by God and delivered to humans by the hand of an angel. It was written by humans, a lot of them as ignorant, hateful and bigotry as the atheists you mention. Adding of course that, in the Middle Ages, when the Church and the State were "one", it went through a LOT of modifications in order to fit the powerful.
So, this may shock you, but mocking the Bible it's not a Sin. Mocking people who use the Bible as a guidebook it's not a sin either, and it doesn't make you an atheist or an idiot (maybe a di ck depending on who and how).
So get over it. The only thing you need to be a good Christian is only be good in general. You can be a di ck sometimes... you have to be good, not a f*cking saint.
#93 to #70 - heartlessrobot
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(01/09/2014) [-]
It could be posted by a Muslim. Or a Hindu. Or even a ******* Zoroastrian for all we know. Or maybe another Christian who uses the bible as a guideline and storybook and not a ******* instruction manual.
#56 - DrollHumor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Telling my religious mother to read the passage, and then listening to her read it out loud while the confusion rose  in her voice was one of the best days ever.
Telling my religious mother to read the passage, and then listening to her read it out loud while the confusion rose in her voice was one of the best days ever.
#139 to #56 - tehinternetzguy
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Soul Eater content?  instant +1
Soul Eater content? instant +1
#140 to #139 - DrollHumor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Only if Stein is involved.
Only if Stein is involved.
#143 to #140 - tehinternetzguy
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Stein is ******* awesome i lost a gif including him tho
Stein is ******* awesome i lost a gif including him tho
#147 to #143 - DrollHumor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Describe it, my Stein folder is massive.
#149 to #147 - tehinternetzguy
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(01/09/2014) [-]
sooooo... was that a reference? am currently watching it the second time and haven't noticed huge stein lines
#150 to #149 - DrollHumor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
No, that's me telling you to describe the .gif you lost because I have a folder dedicated to Stein and will most likely be able to give you it back.
No, that's me telling you to describe the .gif you lost because I have a folder dedicated to Stein and will most likely be able to give you it back.
#151 to #150 - tehinternetzguy
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(01/09/2014) [-]
well there was a scene where stein and medusa were in the school nursing halls or whatever and after some talking stein tripped over whilst sitting on her chair
#154 to #151 - DrollHumor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#168 to #154 - thesoulseeker ONLINE
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I recently re-watched Soul Eater, I had forgotten how little Stein there is.

I hope that in the new related series there is more Stein, he is the best character out of the whole cast.
#226 to #168 - sagedivinity
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(01/10/2014) [-]
There's a new series! Are you talking about Soul Eater Not!?
#241 to #226 - thesoulseeker ONLINE
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(01/14/2014) [-]
The giraffe says it all.
#242 to #241 - sagedivinity
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(01/14/2014) [-]
Indeed to the first or second part?
#243 to #242 - thesoulseeker ONLINE
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(01/14/2014) [-]
Both really, Soul Eater NOT is a spin-off.
#155 to #154 - tehinternetzguy
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(01/09/2014) [-]
wow, thanks, i'll be saving that
#55 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
oh come on atleast use the new testament.
#54 - disruptard
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Isaiah 34:7

"And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."


Look it up, this **** is real.
#53 - include
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(01/09/2014) [-]
#52 - groovierpoet
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(01/09/2014) [-]
<-- best quote ever.
#49 - gregthebobo
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I always just look go the bible.
#47 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
#45 - crazyeyedbioll
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I hate when people take a single quote from the bible and be like OH ITS IN DA BIBLE THAT MEANS ITS BIBLE LAW TO YOU CHRISTIANS. Im assuming thats what is happening here
#57 to #45 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Your assumption is wrong.
#44 - gunslayer
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Sweet lord.
#41 - schaufelradbagger
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(01/09/2014) [-]
19 Sie aber trieb ihre Hurerei immer mehr und gedachte an die Zeit ihrer Jugend, da sie in Ägyptenland Hurerei getrieben hatte, 20 und entbrannte gegen ihre Buhlen, welcher Brunst war wie der Esel und der Hengste Brunst. Oh my god german version sounds so ****** up