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User avatar #152 - elcreepo (01/09/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Couple of paperclips and an hour

She might be slightly electrified, but she'll likely find a way even with no lockpicking skills.
User avatar #159 to #152 - AbsentMinded (01/09/2014) [-]
How the **** can you masturbate with paperclips?
#145 - VongolaX ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**VongolaX rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at hm ** i thought that thing would be like a normal vibrator but when i saw one at this store and turned it on, it vibrated my hand till it went numb. that ***** powerful
User avatar #11 - jleblucypher (01/09/2014) [-]
Well she could try a radical thing like having sex with you if that happens.
#136 - locke (01/09/2014) [-]
it's all fun and games until someone breaks out the car battery and the jumper cables.
User avatar #168 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
That's a vibrator isn't it?
#167 - arcnarc (01/09/2014) [-]
How to piss off OP
#153 - Absolute Madman (01/09/2014) [-]
That'll do it.
#131 - maryjkennedy (01/09/2014) [-]
my co-worker's sister makes $61 an hour on the laptop. She has been out of a job for nine months but last month her payment was $14635 just working on the laptop for a few hours. check here,.,,,,,,,,,,,,, TEC30.ℭom
#115 - Absolute Madman (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The fact that she needs one of those means you're not doing your job as a man.
#102 - Absolute Madman (01/09/2014) [-]
Tin snips might do the trick on that lock.
#97 - nargogh (01/09/2014) [-]
So what? She won't make pancakes now?
#85 - Absolute Madman (01/09/2014) [-]
"We arrive together or not at all."
#78 - Absolute Madman (01/09/2014) [-]
The fact that she HAS one is sad on your part. Learn to **** your girl right and she wont need it.
User avatar #76 - xenophilius (01/09/2014) [-]
wow, i thought that was a hair straightener until i read the comments
User avatar #59 - euphoricturtle (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Or.... You could just learn to please your girlfriend properly, then she wouldn't have to get one of those.
#61 to #59 - Absolute Madman (01/09/2014) [-]
'cause they're together 24/7
User avatar #46 - nocturnalemission ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I would be pissed no matter what, do you know how expensive those things are?
User avatar #30 - nigerianblackguy (01/09/2014) [-]
**nigerianblackguy rolled a random comment #795197 posted by device at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** :
I am not the beta, but the game itself when its out of the beta
User avatar #17 - brokentrucker (01/09/2014) [-]
My GF wants to get one of those casting kits to make a vibrator of my dangly bit while it's not so dangly. This is not something I would want to hinder in any way.
User avatar #16 - becefalus (01/09/2014) [-]
I probably will never have to know how to PO my gf.
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