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#230 - suckle ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Reminded me of this depressing chain of events.
#176 - pilotdudeman (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh how his/her day would be if this was the same person.
#47 - windmagevaati (01/09/2014) [-]
#180 - toncheky (01/09/2014) [-]
#188 to #180 - biddo (01/09/2014) [-]
i didnt understand what that is
User avatar #190 to #188 - toncheky (01/09/2014) [-]
I believe it's a FREE tent, blown away by FREEDOM wind.
#165 - enragedanon (01/09/2014) [-]
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#148 - progenitormimic (01/09/2014) [-]
When you look at this and your first thought is "Wow, that looks a lot like 3 uncircumcised penises," you've been spending too much time on the internet
User avatar #182 to #148 - toncheky (01/09/2014) [-]
What I see is 3 penises with phimosis.
User avatar #183 to #182 - progenitormimic (01/09/2014) [-]
What is phimosis? I'd google it, but my aforementioned experience with the internet warns me that googling anything involving penises and scary sounding medical words will only end in tears and mental scarring
User avatar #185 to #183 - toncheky (01/09/2014) [-]
Penis head, of course. Don't try to pull your foreskin over your actual head.
User avatar #184 to #183 - toncheky (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not really gross, but don't google it. On google it shows gross, severe cases.
Phimosis is called when your foreskin is too tight and you cannot pull it over and behind your head.
#186 to #184 - progenitormimic (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, that sounds mildly horrifying.
User avatar #189 to #186 - toncheky (01/09/2014) [-]
I have it. It's not horrifying at all actually, if you keep your diddly-doo clean because it can cause smegma build ups. Now that is very horrifying, infections and stuff.
It's very simple, your foreskin is tight and that's it. It does not look gross, it doesn't feel bad, it's not painful; but it's a problem.
User avatar #191 to #189 - progenitormimic (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, if it doesn't hurt or restrict circulation, I guess it isn't that bad. Still, it sucks that it increases the difficulty of maintenance. Dick cheese is... not pleasant to think about.
User avatar #195 to #191 - toncheky (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh, it also keeps you from dipping your noodle.
To keep this an internet... now, think twice about reading this spoiler.
Having sexy time can rip your foreskin for a bloody experience .
Solutions are stretching it 4-5 times daily, using topical steroid, circumcision, and lastly circumplast, which is few small cuts, you get to keep the foreskin, healing period drastically shorter than circumcision and much, much less painful.
User avatar #197 to #195 - progenitormimic (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, I'm really glad that a) I'm already circumscised and b)I've already fapped tonight, because that made my dick want to run and hide. I'm giving you thumbs for being informative and in sympathy for your apparently terrifying plight
User avatar #199 to #197 - toncheky (01/09/2014) [-]
I've been cringing for like 5 days. In other news, I found out I have phimosis 5 days ago.
I have to ask, since you're cut... did you lose some feeling? Sensitivity, you know? Is the pleasure lessened?
Also thumbs to you for being cool.
User avatar #201 to #199 - progenitormimic (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, I was circumcised nineteen years ago almost exactly, give or take twenty four hours and a few minutes happy birthday to me! , so all I can say is that masturbation still feels pretty great. I've heard that foreskins have their benefits, such as enhanced pleasure and a superhero themed around them www.foreskinman.com/ , so I wouldn't recommend ditching yours, especially at your age. That circumplast thing sounds potentially useful, though.
#202 to #201 - toncheky (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh, right at birth? It's your birthday? Have a good one!
>mfw foreskin man
I will try stretching until I decide on more radical solutions.
Thanks for the talk.
User avatar #94 to #76 - mondominiman (01/09/2014) [-]
Too fat for fun
#169 to #94 - jumperzero (01/09/2014) [-]
T F*2
User avatar #282 to #169 - mondominiman (01/09/2014) [-]
love that game.
#52 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/09/2014) [-]
"I'M not locked in here with the animals! The animals are locked in here with ME!!!"
User avatar #65 to #52 - stocxt ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Rorschach. Age 3.
User avatar #66 to #65 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/09/2014) [-]
I hoped somebody would get the joke.
#262 - squidwardsuckseggs (01/09/2014) [-]
And then the cork pieces fall into the wine
#251 - daffyduckyo (01/09/2014) [-]
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#227 - theluppijackal (01/09/2014) [-]
I remember one time I was trying to make some shallow fried french fries [you know, basically a few inches of oil in a frying pan] and I strained the oil through a PLASTIC STRAINER
Needless to say, tomorrow I had to buy a new one...
#207 - deliciousdee ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
#172 - boodlight (01/09/2014) [-]
I spent 5 minutes looking at the picture with the ladder and wondering to myself what the problem was.........get your **** together, brain......
#153 - kaycie (01/09/2014) [-]
won the claw machine

a thread from the stuffed animal wrapped around one of the screws on the claw

infinite ffffffff-'s
User avatar #126 - NeucularNINJA (01/09/2014) [-]
The kid at the zoo was the worst one
#123 - blargbob **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
how the 						****					 is this not on morbid channel
how the **** is this not on morbid channel
User avatar #223 to #95 - freemanareso (01/09/2014) [-]
That made me cringe... that mess...
#91 - cactusphalus (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, don't say nobody warned you...
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