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User avatar #170 - realfunnybro (01/07/2014) [-]
i'm at school and had to abandon the content before
User avatar #168 - fridginator (01/07/2014) [-]
Well, that's the dream...
#166 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Congratulations my friend, get nagged by two separate women and denied sex by both of them and told you are always in the wrong and you can't do anything right, also good luck on buying them completely different and yet personal Christmas birthday and when the time comes to it mothers day presents
User avatar #183 to #166 - cumfartz (01/07/2014) [-]
Just because you are a little bitch and you let women control you, doesnt mean everyone is. Now scram.
#175 to #166 - miltorky ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Well aren't you just a Positive Perry this morning...
Well aren't you just a Positive Perry this morning...
#158 - Acannibalpotato (01/07/2014) [-]
Married 2 women and only has ONE Mother in Law? that's a win in my book.
User avatar #157 - mymiddleleg (01/07/2014) [-]
That is the face of Victory
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#149 - benschien (01/07/2014) [-]
It's twins Basil! Twins!!
User avatar #150 to #149 - benschien (01/07/2014) [-]
damn, already posted
#146 - brrigg (01/07/2014) [-]
i see all these people talking about how lucky this guy is, i don't think anybody is thinking it through, lets break it down,    
   
he's getting married to two women, that's 2 times the crazy of a normal woman, which is 4 times the crazy of a man, plus, he's marrying two women who are crazy enough to go through with sharing a husband, so it's like crazy cubed. he's pokin a hornets nest with a bat if you ask me.   
   
also, people would think "oh yeah, threesomes all the time!" no way in hell. i'm thinking they're probably just gonna take turns so that they don't have to do it every time.  dudes probably gonna get threesomes on his birthday, maybe   
   
you think one wife is a pain in the ass? these women can take breaks nagging him, while the other one nags him, so this dude is fuuuuuucked. the rest of his life is gonna be a 						******					 honeydo list. good luck ever getting to watch whatever sport he likes to watch over there. these women have a majority vote over his ass, the remote is 						*******					 gone   
   
and god forbid this stupid sonovabitch ever tries to do anything infidelitous, you try cheating on one woman, and you are 						*******					 crazy; 2 and you are 						*******					, smearing 						****					 all over the walls, and eating crayons, insane; those women are gonna know if he 						*****					 up, BEFORE HE EVER 						*****					 UP.   
   
Niqqa is gonna Icarus his own ass. his wax wings (which for this scenario is a handy metaphor for his testicles) are gonna get torched right the 						****					 off. gif 						*******					 related in about 2 years.   
   
   
   
...also righty looks like she has a butterface, what's up with that?
i see all these people talking about how lucky this guy is, i don't think anybody is thinking it through, lets break it down,

he's getting married to two women, that's 2 times the crazy of a normal woman, which is 4 times the crazy of a man, plus, he's marrying two women who are crazy enough to go through with sharing a husband, so it's like crazy cubed. he's pokin a hornets nest with a bat if you ask me.

also, people would think "oh yeah, threesomes all the time!" no way in hell. i'm thinking they're probably just gonna take turns so that they don't have to do it every time. dudes probably gonna get threesomes on his birthday, maybe

you think one wife is a pain in the ass? these women can take breaks nagging him, while the other one nags him, so this dude is fuuuuuucked. the rest of his life is gonna be a ****** honeydo list. good luck ever getting to watch whatever sport he likes to watch over there. these women have a majority vote over his ass, the remote is ******* gone

and god forbid this stupid sonovabitch ever tries to do anything infidelitous, you try cheating on one woman, and you are ******* crazy; 2 and you are ******* , smearing **** all over the walls, and eating crayons, insane; those women are gonna know if he ***** up, BEFORE HE EVER ***** UP.

Niqqa is gonna Icarus his own ass. his wax wings (which for this scenario is a handy metaphor for his testicles) are gonna get torched right the **** off. gif ******* related in about 2 years.



...also righty looks like she has a butterface, what's up with that?
#255 to #146 - freemonkeyballs (01/10/2014) [-]
Either you are a fortune teller or a very jealous man.
User avatar #256 to #255 - brrigg (01/11/2014) [-]
nope, just a misogynistic asshole
#252 to #146 - boobjiggle (01/07/2014) [-]
That's not a realistic view on marriage. That is two unhealthy relationships that are doomed for divorce. I hope you and everyone else who reads this don't think that that's how it's going to be because then all of you will never have healthy relationships when you have this mindset. Go get a real relationship and then come back.
User avatar #253 to #252 - brrigg (01/08/2014) [-]
Thanks Maury! =D
User avatar #185 to #146 - woozie ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
A threesome at least once a year with twins and all I have to do is endure some nagging? Where's a pen? Sign my bitch-ass up for this.
#203 to #185 - brrigg (01/07/2014) [-]
Mfw *some* nagging.
User avatar #169 to #146 - nightmareschild (01/07/2014) [-]
.... wow. Is THAT your view of marriage? Really? You picked the stereotypical american tv housewife to base your views comment off of.
User avatar #200 to #169 - brrigg (01/07/2014) [-]
actually i would be basing this off of my mother, stepmother, all my ex girlfriends, all my friends ex girlfriends, all of their mothers, and basically everybody without a y chromosome.

Bitches
Be
CRAZY

also my comment, and this comment, where not meant to be taken seriously, the **** do i look like, doctor phil?
User avatar #202 to #200 - nightmareschild (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. You have bad taste in women then. Don't worry. Most guys do.
#156 to #146 - wotanpiky (01/07/2014) [-]
you get to bang two beautiful women and have just one mother in law....is win in my book
User avatar #176 to #156 - sabcy ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
not even in-law.
#152 to #146 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #142 - raberintodesu (01/07/2014) [-]
I really need to catch up on KissxSis. It's been months.
User avatar #154 to #142 - dagreatmax (01/07/2014) [-]
In the manga, he finally manned up and made out with them
User avatar #172 to #154 - raberintodesu (01/07/2014) [-]
With the twin sisters? Last I read, I thought that was a daily thing for them.
User avatar #250 to #172 - dagreatmax (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah but in the latest chapter, he didn't mind kissing them and making out with them. He didn't reject it and he even suggested a good way to do it and did it in front of the parents.
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#120 - wartroll (01/07/2014) [-]
Look at his face, look how damn happy he is!
Look at his face, look how damn happy he is!
User avatar #141 to #120 - brrigg (01/07/2014) [-]
there's no way in hell barney would approve of this.
1, he's getting married,
2, he's getting married to 2 women, so it's twice as bad.
3. HE'S GETTING MARRIED.
User avatar #167 to #141 - godtherapist ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Barney gets married.
#119 - zeroxnight (01/07/2014) [-]
that man's face is the face of a man who has won at life
User avatar #118 - iforgotmyothername (01/07/2014) [-]
That's it. That's the true face of happiness. This guy won, and now we must drain his success and happiness for the next harvest.
User avatar #164 to #118 - darkangeloffire (01/07/2014) [-]
That's also the face of a man who's about to plunder him some ass.
User avatar #135 to #117 - benedicto (01/07/2014) [-]
source?
User avatar #140 to #138 - benedicto (01/07/2014) [-]
thanks.
#122 to #117 - tallzed (01/07/2014) [-]
Forgot pic.
#123 to #122 - citizenofnecrocity (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, teacher too. Get in line.
User avatar #124 to #123 - tallzed (01/07/2014) [-]
Teacher is the best choice, hands down.
User avatar #125 to #124 - citizenofnecrocity (01/07/2014) [-]
I'd have to agree, but... I mean, twins is pretty hot, and they're only step siblings. No blood, no foul.
User avatar #126 to #125 - tallzed (01/07/2014) [-]
Tis true.
#127 to #126 - citizenofnecrocity (01/07/2014) [-]
And of course, it's most obvious they want the D.
User avatar #128 to #127 - tallzed (01/07/2014) [-]
Especially because of the newest chapter.
User avatar #129 to #128 - citizenofnecrocity (01/07/2014) [-]
**** , I gotta catch up...
#131 to #130 - citizenofnecrocity (01/07/2014) [-]
Thank you, good sir/madam.
Thank you, good sir/madam.
#132 to #131 - tallzed (01/07/2014) [-]
Your welcome.  It is sir by the way.
Your welcome. It is sir by the way.
User avatar #133 to #132 - citizenofnecrocity (01/07/2014) [-]
I figured from the interest in KxS, but hey, I take no chances.
User avatar #134 to #133 - tallzed (01/07/2014) [-]
Well i always better to be safe than sorry.
User avatar #121 to #117 - tallzed (01/07/2014) [-]
Ahem
User avatar #112 - Deathborne (01/07/2014) [-]
biologically hes only married to 1 person. i may be wrong. correct me if this is so.
#109 - worried (01/07/2014) [-]
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is it just me or are twins polar opposites of each other?
let me share a true story even though none of you would believe me:
>be me
>16 yrs old
>meet pair of albanian twins
>both of them liked me
>one was "offbeat" to say the least
> other was very studious
>both of them liked me
> ******* .jpeg
>started dating the good one
>3 months into the relationship
>her parents where both at work one day
>she invited me home after school
>came in and she went to the shower
>came out in a towel and didnt say anything, just started making out with me
>one thing led to another and started having sex first time
>found out about 5 hours later when her sister came home that i was with the wrong one in retrospect, it was the right one.... she ******* knew how to move her hips so much i didnt need to teach her salsa
>she was pissed, said that she was better than her sister and was willing to prove it
>started having sex with her.... sister came in and wanted in.... good sister wanted to prove that she was just as kinky as bad sister, so started making out with her own sister
>mfw i had twins trying to prove themselves to me and i shamelessly took advantage of it
User avatar #163 to #109 - lotengo ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
the only part that i believe is that u are 16 years old
#110 to #109 - thecharliesheen (01/07/2014) [-]
And then you proceeded to wake up.
And then you proceeded to wake up.
#111 to #110 - worried (01/07/2014) [-]
i said that you wouldnt believe it.... what can i say? i went to a really bad highschool with slutty girls, it was right next to the projects, it had the highest teen pregnancy in all of NYC, and i dated a girl who fell to peer-pressure do you expect me to say no? cmon, i was a horny teenager and wanted to prove herself to me
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