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User avatar #502 - sairajayn (01/07/2014) [-]
Meh I have little boobs and get people groping.
I get reminded daily by my family how small they are. I also have the joys of not filling tops enough without boost/padded bras
User avatar #509 to #502 - ydosac (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you a male?
User avatar #548 to #509 - sairajayn (01/07/2014) [-]
Hope not, or I pushed a small human out of my penis.. And that sounds more painful than the correct way.
User avatar #517 to #502 - imofcnotharveydent (01/07/2014) [-]
still better than having a small dick, or else one has to run out and find a small girlfriend
#605 to #502 - klutzyspy (01/09/2014) [-]
your family sounds awkward
User avatar #609 to #605 - sairajayn (01/10/2014) [-]
They're assholes.
User avatar #130 - letting (01/07/2014) [-]
Prepare for the ********* of feminists complaining about how their busts are such a problem, and how us guys just don't know enough about it.

Ladies, trust me, there are far worse things you could've been "cursed" with. inb4 "hurr durr it's not worth it blah blah"

Yes, yes it is. Now shut up.
User avatar #131 to #130 - defender (01/07/2014) [-]
Just tell them how it sucks have balls, they get stuck to your leg, you sit on them, pants squeeze the **** on them, and you run the risk of cold toilet water splashing them as you poop
User avatar #133 to #131 - letting (01/07/2014) [-]
YES, ALL OF THESE THINGS.

Not to mention, girls never have to worry about the awkward boner situation...
User avatar #134 to #133 - defender (01/07/2014) [-]
Or peeing with a boner
User avatar #135 to #134 - letting (01/07/2014) [-]
Yep. That takes skill.
#147 to #135 - turbotank (01/07/2014) [-]
**turbotank rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at ...................... ** or the most important creepy morning wood at a friend's you stayed the night at
#152 to #131 - vividfiasco ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
I.. I'm quite curious.

I heard that when it's hot, they droop like no tomorrow.. how do you poop on a hot day? .. does it like.. touch the water?
User avatar #162 to #152 - elyiia (01/07/2014) [-]
Balls are designed to try and regulate temperature so the sperm doesn't die. If it's hot they descend, if it's cold they try to ascend into your body.

Though I've never heard of anyone having them drop far enough to touch the water in a normal toilet.
#168 to #162 - vividfiasco ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
I am more fascinated by this than my own chest.

You should make a balls comp.. please?
User avatar #389 to #168 - elyiia (01/07/2014) [-]
That's not going to happen because I am lazy as **** .
User avatar #291 to #152 - defender (01/07/2014) [-]
Maybe with old people it might my only fear is the toilet clogging while I'm on it causing the icy death of the toilet to swirl around James Westfall and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
User avatar #189 to #152 - zombiefeelings (01/07/2014) [-]
This made me laugh so hard, just the thought of it XD
User avatar #570 - thematthew (01/07/2014) [-]
thare was so much boob talk i just had to give you all green thumbs.
User avatar #555 - captainoptimist (01/07/2014) [-]
Truth.

Also, cute bras don't come in a big enough size. Button up shirts basically just don't work. Crumbs from anything you eat constantly fall into your cleavage. Any shirt that shows cleavage at all makes you look slutty. Shoulder and neck pain...constantly. WHY DON'T THEY MAKE SWIMSUIT TOPS THAT ACTUALLY SUPPORT BREASTS?!

Just a few more ^^^. There are lots.
User avatar #562 to #555 - themongoose ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/11/women-bras-study-france-false-necessity_n_3062114.html

because they shouldn't be "supported." Just work out and your muscles can handle everything.
I am actually interested solely in breast health and welfare, not seeing more women without bras. I can't even type that with a straight face
User avatar #568 to #562 - captainoptimist (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah...there's no actual scientific study to support that article.

I think you would be very disappointed in the results if women with large breasts actually stopped wearing bras.

Unless you enjoy fondling something that hangs down to a woman's waist...
User avatar #606 to #568 - themongoose ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
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Playtex (a bra manufacturer in England) executive, John Dixey -- "We have no evidence that wearing a bra could prevent sagging"

The only thing a bra is good for is a human desire to conform. It's become the norm, and now everyone should do it, despite the dangers.
User avatar #608 to #606 - captainoptimist (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, there's no way to test the theory without going braless for the rest of my life...and no thanks.

There's also a nipple chafing issue that bras prevent. True story.
User avatar #557 to #555 - captainoptimist (01/07/2014) [-]
Also running. Ouch.
#552 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
haven't read the comments yet, but i am predicting one or two comments from girls talking about their breasts and guys about their "girlfriends" boobs

let's see if i know the FJ community
#550 - MysticTomatoe ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
#224 - leonhardt (01/07/2014) [-]
Here have some more.

I saved a **** load of these to annoy the **** out of one of my lady friends.
#226 to #224 - leonhardt (01/07/2014) [-]
Cause I show her them and she's like "Yeah, I ******* know"
#2 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
oh boo ******* hoo.
#333 to #2 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Yea go **** yourself. Too much of anything is a bad thing.
#64 - groundzero (01/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #88 to #64 - comexx (01/07/2014) [-]
Is that actually from batman or is it some porn parody?
#107 to #88 - groundzero (01/07/2014) [-]
CHaracter's name is Black canary.
User avatar #110 to #107 - comexx (01/07/2014) [-]
Thanks I already know that.
#106 to #88 - groundzero (01/07/2014) [-]
justice league unlimited.
User avatar #109 to #106 - comexx (01/07/2014) [-]
I was hoping it was a porn parody.
User avatar #523 - elcreepo (01/07/2014) [-]
Enjoy now before the flagmods come
#514 - teranin ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
>Flat-chested problems

Being an Eldritch Abomination.
#465 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Every boob is good!
User avatar #519 to #465 - imofcnotharveydent (01/07/2014) [-]
but the ones of your special someone sure is the best
User avatar #520 to #519 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Indeed!
#403 - straightbusta (01/07/2014) [-]
*****					, i ain't complaining doe
***** , i ain't complaining doe
User avatar #385 - sssjiji (01/07/2014) [-]
>totally doesn't offset what you can do with them
#286 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
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#245 - pentol (01/07/2014) [-]
i bet the creator of this is fat.
User avatar #252 to #245 - leonhardt (01/07/2014) [-]
Well probably. Heavier girls usually have bigger boobs.
#274 to #252 - ideae (01/07/2014) [-]
"Heavier"? People are not paperweights. You don't need to use 'heavy' as a euphemism for fat people.
#313 to #274 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
I usually compare them to tanks mainly WW2 ones though, like M4s and T-34s.
#476 to #313 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
You'd better get your hands on that device, mmm hmm baby!
User avatar #275 to #274 - leonhardt (01/07/2014) [-]
Okay, calm down.
#44 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
WTF is it with these completely unfunny "busty girl problems" compilations?!

Thats it, ill make a "fat cock dude problems" compilation!
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