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User avatar #502 - sairajayn (01/07/2014) [-]
Meh I have little boobs and get people groping.
I get reminded daily by my family how small they are. I also have the joys of not filling tops enough without boost/padded bras
User avatar #509 to #502 - ydosac (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you a male?
User avatar #548 to #509 - sairajayn (01/07/2014) [-]
Hope not, or I pushed a small human out of my penis.. And that sounds more painful than the correct way.
User avatar #517 to #502 - imofcnotharveydent (01/07/2014) [-]
still better than having a small dick, or else one has to run out and find a small girlfriend
#605 to #502 - klutzyspy (01/09/2014) [-]
your family sounds awkward
User avatar #609 to #605 - sairajayn (01/10/2014) [-]
They're assholes.
User avatar #130 - letting (01/07/2014) [-]
Prepare for the ********* of feminists complaining about how their busts are such a problem, and how us guys just don't know enough about it.

Ladies, trust me, there are far worse things you could've been "cursed" with. inb4 "hurr durr it's not worth it blah blah"

Yes, yes it is. Now shut up.
User avatar #131 to #130 - defender (01/07/2014) [-]
Just tell them how it sucks have balls, they get stuck to your leg, you sit on them, pants squeeze the **** on them, and you run the risk of cold toilet water splashing them as you poop
User avatar #133 to #131 - letting (01/07/2014) [-]

Not to mention, girls never have to worry about the awkward boner situation...
User avatar #134 to #133 - defender (01/07/2014) [-]
Or peeing with a boner
User avatar #135 to #134 - letting (01/07/2014) [-]
Yep. That takes skill.
#147 to #135 - turbotank (01/07/2014) [-]
**turbotank rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at ...................... ** or the most important creepy morning wood at a friend's you stayed the night at
#152 to #131 - vividfiasco (01/07/2014) [-]
I.. I'm quite curious.

I heard that when it's hot, they droop like no tomorrow.. how do you poop on a hot day? .. does it like.. touch the water?
User avatar #162 to #152 - elyiia (01/07/2014) [-]
Balls are designed to try and regulate temperature so the sperm doesn't die. If it's hot they descend, if it's cold they try to ascend into your body.

Though I've never heard of anyone having them drop far enough to touch the water in a normal toilet.
#168 to #162 - vividfiasco (01/07/2014) [-]
I am more fascinated by this than my own chest.

You should make a balls comp.. please?
User avatar #389 to #168 - elyiia (01/07/2014) [-]
That's not going to happen because I am lazy as **** .
User avatar #291 to #152 - defender (01/07/2014) [-]
Maybe with old people it might my only fear is the toilet clogging while I'm on it causing the icy death of the toilet to swirl around James Westfall and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
User avatar #189 to #152 - zombiefeelings (01/07/2014) [-]
This made me laugh so hard, just the thought of it XD
User avatar #555 - captainoptimist (01/07/2014) [-]

Also, cute bras don't come in a big enough size. Button up shirts basically just don't work. Crumbs from anything you eat constantly fall into your cleavage. Any shirt that shows cleavage at all makes you look slutty. Shoulder and neck pain...constantly. WHY DON'T THEY MAKE SWIMSUIT TOPS THAT ACTUALLY SUPPORT BREASTS?!

Just a few more ^^^. There are lots.
User avatar #562 to #555 - themongoose (01/07/2014) [-]

because they shouldn't be "supported." Just work out and your muscles can handle everything.
I am actually interested solely in breast health and welfare, not seeing more women without bras. I can't even type that with a straight face
User avatar #568 to #562 - captainoptimist (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah...there's no actual scientific study to support that article.

I think you would be very disappointed in the results if women with large breasts actually stopped wearing bras.

Unless you enjoy fondling something that hangs down to a woman's waist...
User avatar #606 to #568 - themongoose (01/09/2014) [-]
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Playtex (a bra manufacturer in England) executive, John Dixey -- "We have no evidence that wearing a bra could prevent sagging"

The only thing a bra is good for is a human desire to conform. It's become the norm, and now everyone should do it, despite the dangers.
User avatar #608 to #606 - captainoptimist (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, there's no way to test the theory without going braless for the rest of my life...and no thanks.

There's also a nipple chafing issue that bras prevent. True story.
User avatar #557 to #555 - captainoptimist (01/07/2014) [-]
Also running. Ouch.
User avatar #377 - mrgoodlove (01/07/2014) [-]
I'd make a big dick problem, but who are we kidding? Having a big dick is never a problem.

And I don't know about big dicks
#268 to #257 - iwilldeletenotatw (01/07/2014) [-]
What's that artist's name again? I can't remember.
#270 to #268 - josieabby (01/07/2014) [-]
Joan Cornellà

Awesome comics.
#224 - leonhardt (01/07/2014) [-]
Here have some more.

I saved a **** load of these to annoy the **** out of one of my lady friends.
#226 to #224 - leonhardt (01/07/2014) [-]
Cause I show her them and she's like "Yeah, I ******* know"
#193 - leonhardt (01/07/2014) [-]
My sister's friend teaches this "Sensitivity In The Workplace" thing. Like for when assholes at the office grope chicks and the company doesn't want to get the **** sued out of them. Or Something. I dunno. **** off

Anyways, for some reason, she had this big fake boob thing that apparently the guys were supposed to wear, to allow the women to have the men "see how they like it".

My sister gives her friend rides to work, so she leaves her **** in her car. Boob thing included.

Fast forward to like a week ago, I have to borrow my Sister's car, find the boob thing, and put it on. I dunno if they fill it with lead or something but holy **** .

Anyways I'm wearing it when I pick my sister up from her friend's house and they all bust out laughing when they answer the door and I'm propping them up. Until a Samsung Galaxy S hit me right in the dome. apparently her friend didn't like me making a mockery of her profession. Of teaching men how to feel sorry for women.

I feel like I'm rambling. Whatever.

Who else has some stupid ******** they want to get off their chest?
User avatar #228 to #193 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
P&T Bullshit! 607 - Sensitivity Training Sounds just like an episode off of ******** .
User avatar #230 to #228 - leonhardt (01/07/2014) [-]
Haha, that's like the best show.
Like Mythbusters, with more " **** you!"
User avatar #234 to #230 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Purdy much, but yeah, the first two lines of your comment sounds straight ripped out of this video, like they seriously have just about each of those just in a different way than boobs, heck, they make some dudes walk on their knees to feel sorry for midgets.

Just have to remember that Penn & Teller isn't always right, but I think they ask some good questions to some stuff and some times come close to a decent answer
User avatar #237 to #234 - leonhardt (01/07/2014) [-]
I've only seen the ones about violence in videogames, and the people worried about the Apocalypse
User avatar #240 to #237 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Watch this, you'll see.
#173 - Deavas (01/07/2014) [-]
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i dont care. id trade my dick for boobs any day. tho, knowing my dick, id be flatchested
User avatar #176 to #173 - leonhardt (01/07/2014) [-]
There's this medicine for autism or something that kids have been taking, making them grow tits.

I saw it on TV.
User avatar #525 to #176 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Is the medicine called "MLP"?
#2 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
oh boo ******* hoo.
#333 to #2 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Yea go **** yourself. Too much of anything is a bad thing.
#64 - groundzero (01/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #88 to #64 - comexx (01/07/2014) [-]
Is that actually from batman or is it some porn parody?
User avatar #107 to #88 - groundzero (01/07/2014) [-]
CHaracter's name is Black canary.
User avatar #110 to #107 - comexx (01/07/2014) [-]
Thanks I already know that.
User avatar #106 to #88 - groundzero (01/07/2014) [-]
justice league unlimited.
User avatar #109 to #106 - comexx (01/07/2014) [-]
I was hoping it was a porn parody.
User avatar #523 - elcreepo (01/07/2014) [-]
Enjoy now before the flagmods come
#514 - teranin ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
>Flat-chested problems

Being an Eldritch Abomination.
#465 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Every boob is good!
User avatar #519 to #465 - imofcnotharveydent (01/07/2014) [-]
but the ones of your special someone sure is the best
User avatar #520 to #519 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
#403 - straightbusta ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
*****					, i ain't complaining doe
***** , i ain't complaining doe
User avatar #385 - sssjiji (01/07/2014) [-]
>totally doesn't offset what you can do with them
#286 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
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#245 - pentol (01/07/2014) [-]
i bet the creator of this is fat.
User avatar #252 to #245 - leonhardt (01/07/2014) [-]
Well probably. Heavier girls usually have bigger boobs.
#274 to #252 - ideae (01/07/2014) [-]
"Heavier"? People are not paperweights. You don't need to use 'heavy' as a euphemism for fat people.
#313 to #274 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
I usually compare them to tanks mainly WW2 ones though, like M4s and T-34s.
#476 to #313 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
You'd better get your hands on that device, mmm hmm baby!
User avatar #275 to #274 - leonhardt (01/07/2014) [-]
Okay, calm down.
#44 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
WTF is it with these completely unfunny "busty girl problems" compilations?!

Thats it, ill make a "fat cock dude problems" compilation!
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