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#38 - Logicaltightrope (12/30/2013) [-]
I think it'd be cool if they make a Total War/similar rts game of a modern Roman empire. Of course, that's not gonna happen with Total War because they tend to be relatively historically accurate...but I can dream.
#39 to #38 - 4chan refugee (12/30/2013) [-]
"modern roman empire"
so.. a italian military strategy?
User avatar #40 to #39 - Logicaltightrope (12/30/2013) [-]
No

Something cool

Like, not Italy
#54 to #40 - Welshhobo (12/30/2013) [-]
The most modern version of an empire like that would be the The Third Reich. How does it feel to want to be Hitler?
#107 to #54 - sesamfan (12/30/2013) [-]
Way ahead of you
User avatar #56 to #54 - Logicaltightrope (12/30/2013) [-]
The British Empire is a more accurate version of an empire, IMO, but maybe not a Roman one. The Third Reich isn't analogous to Rome because the Reich's goal was to assimilate/kill all of the conquered who were not of a desired culture. In Rome, their success in expansion came largely from being tolerant of the cultures which they conquered. And btw I never said Rome wasn't cruel and full of assholes - but it was a cool as **** civilization.
User avatar #164 to #54 - crazypat (12/30/2013) [-]
I would love to play as the US and fight over oil lands.
User avatar #220 - pioneermhm (12/30/2013) [-]
People are arguing over Civ or Total War and I'm just here playing Empire Earth
User avatar #224 to #220 - SlowpokeForever (12/30/2013) [-]
Age of Empires II myself.
User avatar #227 to #224 - pioneermhm (12/30/2013) [-]
I remember back in the day when both of them were neck to neck. Good days
User avatar #230 to #227 - SlowpokeForever (12/30/2013) [-]
Good days indeed. Always was more prone to PC gaming as a little kid, never had the money for a console and my Dad played on the PC alot, so I grew up with games like Age of Empires, Zoo Tycoon, and other **** he and my then step mom had lying around.
User avatar #236 to #230 - pioneermhm (12/30/2013) [-]
No matter how many games I get, let it be console or PC, I will always cherish the memories I had with Zoo Tycoon. Seriously, till now I still remember the time when a penguin died of hunger even though there was food right in front of it.
User avatar #237 to #236 - SlowpokeForever (12/30/2013) [-]
I remember this one time I had a jaguar pit of like, 30 jaguars for no reason other than because and they started to kill each other and there was one survivor. I put him in his own exhibit and gave him a female companian. Tore her to shreds. I regret nothing.
#244 to #237 - pioneermhm (12/30/2013) [-]
I once had my zoo full of people and then filled every thing with deep water and watched them drown because I was raging
User avatar #85 - hahdumbbirch (12/30/2013) [-]
i guess i'm a casual, except for the break.
#72 - mymiddleleg (12/30/2013) [-]
Third Age Total War FTW!
#91 to #72 - Blackula (12/30/2013) [-]
I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS
User avatar #93 to #91 - mymiddleleg (12/30/2013) [-]
It's a mod for Medieval 2 Total War
User avatar #96 to #93 - Blackula (12/30/2013) [-]
Do i need the expansion packs to use the mod?
User avatar #100 to #96 - mymiddleleg (12/30/2013) [-]
Yeah you need kingdoms
User avatar #2 - leadstriker (12/30/2013) [-]
rome 2 suck stupid piece of **** waste of ******* time ******* money vacuum ******* everyone should pirate that **** ******* even if you're not even playing it. ******* faggots used to make some decent **** now they're just ******* us only dev that has little bit of decency is bethesda. if they **** us im ******* done with this god damn gaming industry
User avatar #10 to #2 - mrvalane (12/30/2013) [-]
Butthurt fanboy
The game isnt too bad it was just a little rushed and had many bugs to begin with.
#11 to #10 - zallaz (12/30/2013) [-]
"just a little rushed"

The game may as well be a ******* alpha, even now it's future looks utterly dismal considering the AI are even more stupid than Rome 1, and the fact that simple battle tactics are non-existent.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrvalane (12/30/2013) [-]
Right now its a good game, go play it and enjoy the bug free game, dont blame the devs they were pushed to publish
User avatar #15 to #12 - zallaz (12/30/2013) [-]
I don't blame the devs but instead CA because even if all the bugs are gone, I don't see how people can play the game when all the AI does is run around the map like monkeys. Not to mention the most recent patch when your general gets a triumph on campaign the game crashes.
#215 to #11 - xxhadesflamesxx ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
I wouldn't go that far i mean in the first rome the ai constantly charged their cavalry into phalanxes and now they don't do that
the game isn't as good as it should've been and honestly I have given up on it but hey divide and conquer is out for third age total war
User avatar #106 to #10 - leadstriker (12/30/2013) [-]
eat my ass mother ******
#26 to #2 - hitbyadriveby (12/30/2013) [-]
hush hush lil ***** , its gon be k
#105 - sesamfan (12/30/2013) [-]
Grand strategy master race reporting in.
#118 to #105 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
I thought I was one of the few here who played Pdox games.

Pic is my last CK2 Ironman Mode Campaign, 1066 start date. Started as the Duke of Munster and ended up forming the Kingdom of Ireland. Then took half of Scotland. Usurped the title and then went to war for the left over. Pressed one of my family's claims for England. Then later formed Britannia. Then pressed my wife's claim for France. And then my last character was married to a woman who controlled a duchy in burgandy and a duchy in Bohemia.
User avatar #121 to #118 - sesamfan (12/30/2013) [-]
Only in Ck2...I love the new EU4 converter. Colonizing north america with my Scandinavian viking empire is the bees-knees
User avatar #126 to #121 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
I tried to convert to EU4, it "worked" but didn't. England, Scotland, Wales, and France ended up becoming independent vassals. Which I imagine might have something to do with the fact the Kingdom titles of England, Wales, Scotland, and France was not directly held by me. But then again the EUIV convert is still fairly new and needs some work.

Personally I think all of those said nations should be under my realm, not independent vassals.
User avatar #145 to #126 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
You need high crown authority for them to not become vassals in the conversion, absolute for the HRE.
User avatar #147 to #145 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Hmm. Interesting.

Is there any logic behind this or is this just Paradox reasoning? I kept my crown authority at medium.
User avatar #151 to #147 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Well its how it is in ck2. Your vassals are under you sure, but they are able to do as they please like declaring holy wars and other things until you pass high authority.
User avatar #154 to #151 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Well I can understand that, it's just with the type of feudal vassal system that was put into place in that era, at the end date of CK2 (1453, or whatever it is.) they were in my realm, but then magically leave my realm upon conversion into EU4.

I understand EU4 is more nation driven rather than character driven, but in this instance regardless of crown authority I would think, regardless of the Kingdoms of Scotland, England, Wales, and France being held by family and electors they would stay under Britannia's direct realm rather than be released as independent vassals.
User avatar #130 to #126 - sesamfan (12/30/2013) [-]
Yea I see what you mean. You could always use the console command to annex them before the game begins, if that's your thing that is ;)
User avatar #131 to #130 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Thankfully I still have the Britannia save file so I think I'll just wait awhile and try it again, infact I should probably post something on the forums about it.

That being said I'm an ironman mode guy, I used to have too much of a tendency to reload my saves when something goes wrong, but Ironman mode is more of a challenge to me. And that also disables the console, unfortunately.
User avatar #138 to #131 - sesamfan (12/30/2013) [-]
Yea I like ironman mode more and more because it removes the chance of me in a feat of rage killing all my enemies because I lost a war
User avatar #144 to #138 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Dat EUIV.

Lose a huge war? No money left? No troops? Angry at the enemy?

No problem! Annex (country tag) until your satisified.
User avatar #139 to #138 - sesamfan (12/30/2013) [-]
or killing two of my sons in order to have the one with genius trait become my heir
User avatar #362 to #118 - trollolololgabe (03/15/2014) [-]
I worship your master CK skills. How do I get that good? How do I play this GAME?? its so hard...I dont know what I'm doing half the time.
#158 to #118 - akho (12/30/2013) [-]
>CK II
>No GoT mod

mfw
User avatar #162 to #158 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
I have the GoT mod.

But sometimes I prefer to play vanilla so I can mess with real history.

#141 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Civ is for babies and total war is for barbarians.

Paradox games master race.
User avatar #3 - captainpatters (12/30/2013) [-]
medieval war 2 is best.


Rome 2 is an an absolute abomination
User avatar #16 to #3 - ACanadian ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
I enjoy all of the Total war games, except for Shogun 1 and Med 1 cause I never played them, but Med II gets me angry so quickly cause of the horrible AI during an assault on cities/castles. When I tell my infantry to attack something I want the entire unit to attack, not just send in men piece meal to get slaughtered by the enemy that should have no chance of winning. The AI during open battles is great though.

Same with Empire, open terrain the AI is great, but as soon as I assault a city or fort suddenly my troops forget how to climb a wall or somehow get half the unit on the wall and the other half milling around on the ground like assholes.

I enjoyed Rome II, but the problem with that was that all I had to do was just mass up all my hoplites and pikemen together in one **** huge group and nothing could beat me. At least in assaults, there was once where I was almost beaten during an field battle, but that's cause there were 3 half-armies coming at me
User avatar #13 to #3 - cocoman ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
I liked medII the least, I just can't figure out how the religion system works! Every campaign I start is ****** within 50 turns because all of Europe turns against me.
Personally I like Shogun 2 overall the most, and Napoleon for its fast paced action.
#33 to #13 - 4chan refugee (12/30/2013) [-]
I'm assuming you played as a catholic faction and flipped the bird to the Pope, not a smart move.
#37 to #33 - 4chan refugee (12/30/2013) [-]
^ what he said

Before doing anything else you should send your starting diplomat to Rome (greeting everyone on the way there) and kiss the pope's ass. Also, keep that diplomat near Rome. Once you've got an alliance (and high relations) with the papal states the game becomes much easier because anyone christian attacking you will become excommunicated quickly, allowing you to crusade against them. And if things go south you can always gift the pope an undefendable/useless/freshly conquered border-settlement as a buffer (and he will love you for it)
User avatar #6 to #3 - tormain ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Agreed. The Scottish never survive long.
#14 to #3 - beerholder (12/30/2013) [-]
I played M2 the longest, but Rome 2 is getting better with every patch. Shogun 2 was the best in terms of gameplay mechanics.
#348 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
I haven't even played it, but I'm sure it's like this.
I haven't even played it, but I'm sure it's like this.
#326 - tywin (12/31/2013) [-]
Obligatory Gandhi post.
#280 - ooi (12/31/2013) [-]
******* casuals,
User avatar #295 to #280 - exarzero (12/31/2013) [-]
Your army is too small.
User avatar #304 to #280 - alfjnn (12/31/2013) [-]
Bro what the **** happened to your empire.
User avatar #349 to #304 - ooi (12/31/2013) [-]
glitch, turn one civil war.
User avatar #352 to #349 - alfjnn (12/31/2013) [-]
Oh god. That must have really sucked.
#193 - seniorawesomesauce (12/30/2013) [-]
All this talk of total war and civ...


Remember Age of Empires, guys...? A-anyone...? No? Alright...
User avatar #287 to #193 - avatarsarefornoobs (12/31/2013) [-]
thats a whole 'nother animal. we are talkin about long, civilization-centered, turn-based strategy games
User avatar #198 to #193 - alfjnn (12/30/2013) [-]
Completely different kind of game.
User avatar #200 to #198 - cthumoo (12/30/2013) [-]
not completely different, just different
User avatar #202 to #200 - alfjnn (12/30/2013) [-]
NO DUDE.
Completely different.
I used to play the **** out of AoE 3. It isn't at all like the TW games.

They're a similar genre, rts. But technically every vidya game is rts.
User avatar #221 to #202 - Greevon (12/30/2013) [-]
Civ and Total War are pretty different too.
User avatar #246 to #193 - ztron (12/30/2013) [-]
Age Of Empires - Infantry Unit Death Sounds
#190 - neznanc **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [-]
Wish this game had comercial campaign like Total war and Civ... It definetly deserves more attention.
User avatar #294 to #190 - cosmicapprentice (12/31/2013) [-]
What game is this?
User avatar #298 to #294 - neznanc **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [-]
Europa Universalis IV, which lets you play ANY country that existed between 1444 and 1821.
User avatar #301 to #298 - cosmicapprentice (12/31/2013) [-]
That's neat, is it browser based? free-to-play or do I have to buy it?
User avatar #308 to #301 - neznanc **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [-]
www.g2a.com/europa-universalis-4-steam-cd-key-global.html
It was on 55% discount for like 4 months now on this site. There's also torrent version, which is how I tried game for the 1st time. It's really addictive and I found myself playing it until 6:00 AM.
User avatar #117 - lolguythesecond (12/30/2013) [-]
am I the only one that thinks they should make empire II
User avatar #208 to #117 - alfjnn (12/30/2013) [-]
I also want Empire II.
That's supposedly what it's gonna be since they're not making medieval 3.

I just hope they don't **** up like they did with Rome 2.

******* Sega.
#169 to #117 - thenuglife (12/30/2013) [-]
They'd probably ruin that one too.

Creative assembly should just die out. Just let that bloated, corrupt cesspool of a company burn down to the ground so that from its ashes may arise a new and better game. (without a metric ton of bugs and the removal of any and all depth )
User avatar #201 to #169 - alfjnn (12/30/2013) [-]
It's Sega that demanded they streamline everything.
It isn't Creative Assembly's fault; their publisher gave them strict demands.
User avatar #103 - Endofzeeworld (12/30/2013) [-]
Everyone's saying Rome 2 is garbage, I really have no idea what they're talking about. I think it's a great game. It's got some optimization issues, but that'll be fixed.
#1 - davidteninch (12/30/2013) [-]
Picky Fanboy
User avatar #183 to #1 - tranquilizer ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Facky binboy
User avatar #286 - avatarsarefornoobs (12/31/2013) [-]
civ is pretty great, but total war > civ any day of the week...
User avatar #79 - bionicpanda (12/30/2013) [-]
civ is the **** . **** you.
#66 - doctorhorrible (12/30/2013) [-]
I use to be a Hardcore fanboy, until Rome 2 was utter garbage.
I use to be a Hardcore fanboy, until Rome 2 was utter garbage.
#101 to #66 - manofiron (12/30/2013) [-]
When I first got it, the video wouldn't work, so I had to wade through a vast amount of irrelevant information on the internet, and change something in a file. And I've only really played it for like 5 minutes, because I was just tired of it's **** .
#4 - thechosentroll (12/30/2013) [-]
And I'm just the guy who ***** around and doesn't even try to win. Honestly, I had more fun screwing around with ninjas and assassins than besieging **** .
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