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#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/28/2013) [-]
This Jeff guy sounds like a ******* annoying asshole. I'd hate this guy. I'd tell him to shut the **** up too.
User avatar #14 to #7 - epicpoke (12/28/2013) [-]
After commenting, Anon leaves his PC to go suck a dick
#15 to #14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/28/2013) [-]
... what the **** ? No I didn't... I don't suck dick, I'm straight. And I'm right here, didn't leave.
User avatar #31 to #15 - schneidend (12/28/2013) [-]
He furiously sucked some dick and kept commenting through his iPhone. His masterful ministrations quickly worked a dirty homeless man to orgasm.
#33 to #31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/28/2013) [-]
... are you high or just stupid? I don't have an iPhone... Why are you just making random **** up like some schizophrenic asshole? You seem to really be focused on dick sucking though... seems like someone is projecting.
User avatar #35 to #33 - schneidend (12/28/2013) [-]
Truly ashamed of the perverse lusts he had just sated, anon lashed out at people on the Internet, projecting his own demons onto others. Every remark was a cathartic lash of the whip to his soul, but the scar tissue was piling up. Soon, no amount of anonymous *********** would keep the pain at bay.
User avatar #79 to #33 - epicpoke (12/29/2013) [-]
Ok, you seem quite upset. Unfortunately, you might not see this. I am narrating your "life". It's a joke. Laugh. Ha ha. Calm down.
#68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/29/2013) [-]
Another tumblr post? Automatic thumb down.
User avatar #74 to #68 - mitchr (12/29/2013) [-]
Another whiny bitch? Automatic thumb down.
#76 to #74 - tehwaffles (12/29/2013) [-]
another whiny bitch whining about tumblr getting thumb down?   
not boarding that train
another whiny bitch whining about tumblr getting thumb down?
not boarding that train
User avatar #81 to #76 - mitchr (12/29/2013) [-]
... Alright, fair enough. I deserved the red.
#99 to #81 - slysixtyfourwii (12/29/2013) [-]
Don't worry buddy, I'll you up, because I **** ing love you
User avatar #106 to #99 - mitchr (12/29/2013) [-]
lvu2bby
That was the first time I ever typed that, and to an extent, I am disgusted with myself for it.
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#19 - helenwheels (12/28/2013) [-]
herher su funny!
Until you're on that ******* bus and you realize what a self centered annoying piece of **** he is.
User avatar #30 to #19 - schneidend (12/28/2013) [-]
It's okay, buddy. Having a sense of humor is tough.
User avatar #46 - youmotherfather (12/28/2013) [-]
Jeff sounds like an autistic faggot
User avatar #60 to #46 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
Man people really overuse the word "autistic" here
They're probably all just autistic
User avatar #65 to #60 - cyanidesandvich (12/29/2013) [-]
hey orange, how are you doing?
User avatar #61 to #60 - youmotherfather (12/29/2013) [-]
nice colored text, you remind me of phanact
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User avatar #48 - nustix (12/28/2013) [-]
Is that url some lame rip of of a daily dose of buckley?
#59 to #48 - mrjunebug (12/29/2013) [-]
1. It's "ADoseOfBuckley" not "A Daily Dose Of Buckley".   
2. Buckley's page and videos aren't that well known enough for someone to copy his username.  Unless you count his "The Ten Worst songs of 20XX" videos. But his other videos usually get around a few hundred thousand views.   It's probably just coincidental.   
3. Buckley is the 						****					!
1. It's "ADoseOfBuckley" not "A Daily Dose Of Buckley".
2. Buckley's page and videos aren't that well known enough for someone to copy his username. Unless you count his "The Ten Worst songs of 20XX" videos. But his other videos usually get around a few hundred thousand views. It's probably just coincidental.
3. Buckley is the **** !
User avatar #116 to #59 - nustix (12/29/2013) [-]
I guess that's my mistake, for some reason I always think of a daily dose of buckley I guess that just makes more sense to me. And indeed buckley is the **** but I disagree on some things with him though.
User avatar #20 - threetoedsloth (12/28/2013) [-]
I think what would bother me most is Jeff switching tenses halfway through narration... that is just bad storytelling.
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/28/2013) [-]
Of all the things that didn't happen; this didn't the most.
User avatar #2 - gayobliteratorhere (12/28/2013) [-]
But little does he know that he actually is not named Jeff

He is Satan the hero of the common people
#9 - Shole (12/28/2013) [-]
**Shole rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Munchkin Kitty ** HAHAHA Didnt read
but I might do it in a second
User avatar #23 - wiredguy (12/28/2013) [-]
I've never laughed so hard at something on this website in my entire life, and I've been here since it was green.

I'm impressed.

when I grow up, I want to be like Jeff
#101 - mrdrpage (12/29/2013) [-]
**mrdrpage rolled a random comment #226 posted by anonymous at Good Soldier Story ** :
Hmm, yes. I too find humans interesting.
My life narrated.
#102 to #101 - thebaseballexpert (12/29/2013) [-]
Jeb-Jeff

close enough
User avatar #103 to #102 - mrdrpage (12/29/2013) [-]
Thanks, thebaseballexpert.
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User avatar #83 - pacmanwakkawakka (12/29/2013) [-]
Sounds like a part of Jeff the killer ironically.
#82 - phantomonkey (12/29/2013) [-]
Every ******* time I read anything to do with narration, I hear Morgan Freeman's voice...
User avatar #75 - akho (12/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #43 - vatra (12/28/2013) [-]
Even if I was annoyed by this guy, I would have laughed when I heard him say that bit in the quotes.
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