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User avatar #63 - guto (12/25/2013) [-]
this gave me the best laugh I had in years
#60 - hoodedspoon (12/25/2013) [-]
My first thought
#15 - bazda (12/25/2013) [-]
It was the salt that did it. All the super powered laxatives that they give you to clean your system out before a colonoscopy are all saline based.
#65 - xchewsifferx ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
<-- What this post did to me
#48 - anonymous (12/25/2013) [-]
Iron Stomach Master race
User avatar #21 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/25/2013) [-]
I can honestly say I know almost this exact feeling, except not from pickles.
User avatar #56 to #21 - creatablejam (12/25/2013) [-]
Long story short, after a long night and about 6 hours on the toilet, I started farting blood
#24 to #21 - technobanana (12/25/2013) [-]
Had this last night.... too much beer and weed felt like i was never gonna stop ********
User avatar #25 to #24 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/25/2013) [-]
It's not even **** really though. It feels like you're just ******* out your ******* .
#26 to #25 - technobanana (12/25/2013) [-]
Its gross
User avatar #27 to #26 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/25/2013) [-]
It just feels plain unnatural honestly.
#28 to #27 - technobanana (12/25/2013) [-]
Last night was so horrible it was watery **** like.... it took 4 flushes to flush it down... it smelt like a cows ass hole...
User avatar #29 to #28 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/25/2013) [-]
******** just aren't meant for that kind of abuse.
#30 to #29 - technobanana (12/25/2013) [-]
It handled it okay atcually
User avatar #31 to #30 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/25/2013) [-]
Then you're lucky. I've felt like I had third degree burns there before. Not fun.
#32 to #31 - technobanana (12/25/2013) [-]
I have experienced that before..... like 7 ***** in a row till 3am... just constant watery thick diarrhea my ******* started ******* bleeding and it felt like someone had shoved a hot poker up there. not to mention feeling like my stomach was going to explode... oh man poo stories
User avatar #33 to #32 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/25/2013) [-]
They're the best cause we've all been there. Oprah could be reading this and she'd know exactly what we're talking about.
#35 to #33 - technobanana (12/25/2013) [-]
Exactly... even the ******* queen probably has had a soar *******
User avatar #36 to #35 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/25/2013) [-]
We all take painful ***** . It's one of the few things we all have in common. We rarely talk about it, but deep down inside, we all know it.
User avatar #8 - theanchoviebus (12/25/2013) [-]
One or two post a day actually make me try to resist laughter, this accounts for my week good job OP, bs or real.
User avatar #71 - candycookielover (12/25/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard at this, and showed my siblings (3 older brothers, and older sister, and a younger sister) and we all have been doing nothing, but laughing about this for 2 days straight. We laughed so hard, we were crying, and couldn't breathe.
This is probably the best, and funniest thing we have ever read.
Love me some pickles, heh heh heh...
#64 - mrfartypants ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
lol i been there but not with pickles
lol i been there but not with pickles
User avatar #68 to #64 - mysticana (12/25/2013) [-]
It pains me that she has a partner...
User avatar #50 - matamune (12/25/2013) [-]
11/10 Would bang
#12 - ponybroski (12/25/2013) [-]
Not. Even. Close
#72 - Eggerz (12/28/2013) [-]
best snack ever. whole jar in one sitting, fire poop the next day. totally worth it.
User avatar #70 - mrdrpage (12/25/2013) [-]
**mrdrpage rolled user tkich ** Loves them some pickles.
User avatar #61 - dyllygaf (12/25/2013) [-]
FEWDIO Horror:  Bedfellows Never have relief and horror been such close bedfellows

Bedfellows you say?
User avatar #59 - duvallwhitey (12/25/2013) [-]
tenoutttaten
#57 - anonymous (12/25/2013) [-]
You can eat a potato raw, but not a sweet potato raw.
- unfortunate anon
User avatar #55 - invshika (12/25/2013) [-]
**invshika rolled user yuisa ** you must try this
#54 - anonymous (12/25/2013) [-]
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.
User avatar #51 - thelastamerican (12/25/2013) [-]
I legitimately enjoyed this story. ANOTHER!
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