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User avatar #63 - guto (12/25/2013) [-]
this gave me the best laugh I had in years
#60 - hoodedspoon (12/25/2013) [-]
My first thought
#15 - bazda (12/25/2013) [-]
It was the salt that did it. All the super powered laxatives that they give you to clean your system out before a colonoscopy are all saline based.
#69 - gtocforyou ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
#65 - xchewsifferx (12/25/2013) [-]
<-- What this post did to me
#48 - anonymous (12/25/2013) [-]
Iron Stomach Master race
User avatar #21 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/25/2013) [-]
I can honestly say I know almost this exact feeling, except not from pickles.
User avatar #56 to #21 - creatablejam (12/25/2013) [-]
Long story short, after a long night and about 6 hours on the toilet, I started farting blood
User avatar #24 to #21 - technobanana (12/25/2013) [-]
Had this last night.... too much beer and weed felt like i was never gonna stop shitting
User avatar #25 to #24 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/25/2013) [-]
It's not even shit really though. It feels like you're just pissing out your asshole.
User avatar #26 to #25 - technobanana (12/25/2013) [-]
Its gross
User avatar #27 to #26 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/25/2013) [-]
It just feels plain unnatural honestly.
User avatar #28 to #27 - technobanana (12/25/2013) [-]
Last night was so horrible it was watery shit like.... it took 4 flushes to flush it down... it smelt like a cows ass hole...
User avatar #29 to #28 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/25/2013) [-]
Assholes just aren't meant for that kind of abuse.
User avatar #30 to #29 - technobanana (12/25/2013) [-]
It handled it okay atcually
User avatar #31 to #30 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/25/2013) [-]
Then you're lucky. I've felt like I had third degree burns there before. Not fun.
User avatar #32 to #31 - technobanana (12/25/2013) [-]
I have experienced that before..... like 7 shits in a row till 3am... just constant watery thick diarrhea my asshole started fucking bleeding and it felt like someone had shoved a hot poker up there. not to mention feeling like my stomach was going to explode... oh man poo stories
User avatar #33 to #32 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/25/2013) [-]
They're the best cause we've all been there. Oprah could be reading this and she'd know exactly what we're talking about.
User avatar #35 to #33 - technobanana (12/25/2013) [-]
Exactly... even the fucking queen probably has had a soar asshole
User avatar #36 to #35 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/25/2013) [-]
We all take painful shits. It's one of the few things we all have in common. We rarely talk about it, but deep down inside, we all know it.
User avatar #8 - theanchoviebus (12/25/2013) [-]
One or two post a day actually make me try to resist laughter, this accounts for my week good job OP, bs or real.
User avatar #71 - candycookielover (12/25/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard at this, and showed my siblings (3 older brothers, and older sister, and a younger sister) and we all have been doing nothing, but laughing about this for 2 days straight. We laughed so hard, we were crying, and couldn't breathe.
This is probably the best, and funniest thing we have ever read.
Love me some pickles, heh heh heh...
#64 - mrfartypants (12/25/2013) [-]
lol i been there but not with pickles
lol i been there but not with pickles
User avatar #68 to #64 - mysticana (12/25/2013) [-]
It pains me that she has a partner...
User avatar #50 - matamune (12/25/2013) [-]
11/10 Would bang
#12 - ponybroski (12/25/2013) [-]
Not. Even. Close
#72 - Eggerz (12/28/2013) [-]
best snack ever. whole jar in one sitting, fire poop the next day. totally worth it.
User avatar #70 - mrdrpage (12/25/2013) [-]
**mrdrpage rolled user tkich ** Loves them some pickles.
User avatar #61 - dyllygaf (12/25/2013) [-]
FEWDIO Horror:  Bedfellows Never have relief and horror been such close bedfellows

Bedfellows you say?
User avatar #59 - duvallwhitey (12/25/2013) [-]
tenoutttaten
User avatar #55 - invshika (12/25/2013) [-]
**invshika rolled user yuisa ** you must try this
#54 - anonymous (12/25/2013) [-]
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.
User avatar #51 - thelastamerican ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
I legitimately enjoyed this story. ANOTHER!
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