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#138 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2013) [-]
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Bend their finger backwards until the make noise from the pain. That's typically the noise they make during sex.
#170 to #138 - huffe (12/23/2013) [-]
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#101 - anonymous (12/23/2013) [-]
not true, my lips are yellow and the tip of my penis is green

also i have red pubes
#88 - fuckyosixtyminutes (12/23/2013) [-]
Like any of these people go out
User avatar #74 - daviid (12/22/2013) [-]
Fools, that's why I don't have any pubes!
User avatar #133 - gagapeepapcuyler (12/23/2013) [-]
Eggz iz full uv kolesterol. It's 'em yella tingz insyde dat maykz it tayst gud
User avatar #145 to #133 - karson (12/23/2013) [-]
you're not being the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be.
User avatar #163 - cumbersome (12/23/2013) [-]
The eyebrow one is not true, fyi
User avatar #169 to #163 - huffe (12/23/2013) [-]
it said usually
User avatar #176 to #169 - cumbersome (12/23/2013) [-]
I still know way too many naturally blonde people with dark pubes for that to be true
User avatar #178 to #176 - huffe (12/26/2013) [-]
they have blond eyebrows? 'cause i have blond hair and black eyebrows
User avatar #179 to #178 - cumbersome (12/26/2013) [-]
Yep, myself as well.
User avatar #167 - mankey (12/23/2013) [-]
Well this information is going to make Christmas dinner with the family really awkward.
User avatar #160 - guymandude (12/23/2013) [-]
The second comment had me thinking only one thing:

John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt
his name is my name too
whenever we go out
the people always shout
"heeeynyaeaaahhh ooooh oh god, oh god OOOOHH GOOOOOD"

because he hears orgasms as he goes out and sees people. Just to clarify. Just in case it wasn't clear at alll
User avatar #120 - futurestas (12/23/2013) [-]
Wait...Does that go for the actual skin if they're not circumcised, or only if they are?
User avatar #154 to #120 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
no it doesn't apply to the foreskin membranes etc.
#129 - anonymous (12/23/2013) [-]
dickhead is a pretty purplish hue.
lips are lip color...
#126 - holyfool (12/23/2013) [-]
As I can confirm this to be true!
As I can confirm this to be true!
#130 to #126 - implication (12/23/2013) [-]
Of course you are colorblind
#137 to #130 - holyfool (12/23/2013) [-]
I guess it's not the case with everyone. Not everyone is perfect
User avatar #125 - nyuORlucy (12/23/2013) [-]
the flesh under the tongue is similar to the flesh inside a vagina
User avatar #114 - zeegirlwholived (12/23/2013) [-]
I am never looking at my father again
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User avatar #84 - vatra (12/23/2013) [-]
Guess I'm an outlier then, my lips and penis head are not the same color. My eyebrows and pubic hair are though.
User avatar #81 - plutoo (12/23/2013) [-]
I just told my gf the dick related one...We're going to family dinner tomorrow
User avatar #78 - swagbro (12/22/2013) [-]
Oh look, another tumblr post on funnyjunk. Never see that at all
User avatar #71 - batmanbeyonddgrave ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
i sometimes think how weird it is that I've never seen someone else with a boner.. but whenever I get one it feels like the whole world is looking at my dick......
User avatar #50 - badgerbaiting (12/22/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I caught crabs so I have no pubes.
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