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#175 - minionofdolan (12/22/2013) [-]
MFW....Christmas.....Christ---mas....how I say it Chrismas...Chris-mas....Im 25 fucking years old and been saying it wrong my entire life.
#174 - darakken (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I think we need to keep it Christmas, and not Xmas, in this case.
#126 - kingpongthedon (12/17/2013) [-]
Does it really count as being an environmentalist if the only reason you want to save nature is so that you can personally shoot it yourself?
User avatar #156 to #126 - leonhardt (12/17/2013) [-]
No but it's macho as shit.
User avatar #117 - deezknuts (12/17/2013) [-]
Boxing day is not where you rebox christmas presents.

That's actually a brad stine joke

"Who the fuck is brad stine?" you ask.

Exactly. You stole a joke from a shitty christian comedian. A christian comedian. do you understand how not funny you have to be to only appeal to middl aged christians who can't say vagina?
User avatar #138 to #117 - Dwarf (12/17/2013) [-]
#132 - xxchromenutzxx (12/17/2013) [-]
thats a pipe not a birch rod
User avatar #120 - qwarthos (12/17/2013) [-]
"congress shall not pass no law" lemme stop you there.
#118 - sourbull (12/17/2013) [-]
What if Santa had the ability to stop time and while time has been stopped he delivers the presents giving him all the time he wants.  Just a thought
What if Santa had the ability to stop time and while time has been stopped he delivers the presents giving him all the time he wants. Just a thought
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User avatar #89 - Rezcall (12/17/2013) [-]
If Santa could stop time - how many years would it take him to deliver to all those households?
#88 - anonymous (12/17/2013) [-]
Take note, that says 'some' christians. I'm Christian and I use xmas all the time
#87 - LaUnika (12/17/2013) [-]
Xmas comes from Roman times. X literally means Christ.
#86 - anonymous (12/17/2013) [-]
My school stays WAY the fuck away from any holiday. The don't even say holiday break, they say winter vacation.
User avatar #85 - dracolegacy (12/17/2013) [-]
last good relationship i was in she ended up dumping on christmas. that was 4 years ago and i havent had a stable relationship since. combine that with both of my uncles passing away and i have officially begun to hate the holidays.
User avatar #84 - unncommon ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm Christian, and I really don't give a shit if you say "Marry Xmas", "Happy Holidays", or "I don't believe in Jesus, stop saying that" (actually that last one might piss me off, I'm a man Bitch I say what I want. Maybe you can request and I'll think about obliging, but not with that attitudes). Just as long as you don't sing Christmas songs...I can't trust a nigga that enjoys that shit...
#52 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
when will people realize chopping down trees does not mean destroying the environment.

User avatar #67 to #52 - tyrson (12/17/2013) [-]
If you get your trees "ball and burlap," then you can replant it afterward and the tree doesn't die. You have to water it and such, and the sap gets everywhere, but my dad has trees in his yard from when I was like 5, and they're bigger than the house now.
User avatar #58 to #52 - cumbersome (12/17/2013) [-]
Not to mention that trees play a huge role in ecosystems. If you remove the trees, you remove food/shelter and could easily throw the whole thing off.
User avatar #57 to #52 - cumbersome (12/17/2013) [-]
But we cut them down a lot faster than they grow back, it can take decades for some trees to mature fully. If we don't plan carefully, we could very well wipe out a lot more forest than we can afford to.
#59 - anonymous (12/17/2013) [-]
dude its santa < i aint gotta explain shit
User avatar #48 - mrwightproductions (12/16/2013) [-]
say christ
now say christmas
User avatar #47 - jacencaedus (12/16/2013) [-]
the last one, many of which were started by cats chewing on the lights wires
User avatar #44 - britishaccent (12/16/2013) [-]
i'm not taking this comp seriously because it's written in comic sans
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