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#135 - Dwarf
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(12/17/2013) [-]
I actually got pretty butthurt at the Xmas thing. Was it really necessary to put that in there?
#166 to #135 - zombieatemybrains
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(12/17/2013) [-]
So because I thumb you down you send me the message

Dwarf sent you a private message
« Sup, dude? : Go **** yourself, you worthless fat ass, dick sucking, cock munching, cum biting, **** eating, mother ******* faggot bitch. »

That's really how mature you are? Congratulations, you've proved nothing and made an ass of yourself. Oh well, I'm sorry you were so offended by a single thumb down that you felt you had to block someone and insult them.
#167 to #166 - anon
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(12/17/2013) [-]
**** off cunt
#174 - darakken
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(12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I think we need to keep it Christmas, and not Xmas, in this case.
#173 - dancingdoggy
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(12/17/2013) [-]
Xmas does not take "Christ" out of Christmas.
Look at the X. It's a cross. That's why an X is used in the first place.

Cross = Christ.
#172 - mulciber
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(12/17/2013) [-]
That first fact was pretty spot on.

Pic absolutely not related.

****, it hurts.
#169 - affjanderson
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(12/17/2013) [-]
"Congress shall not pass no law..."
Gotta love those double negatives
#168 - mymiddleleg
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(12/17/2013) [-]
The first one was complete opposite for me, the girl i was seeing made it official on the 11th
#165 - haqq
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(12/17/2013) [-]
but not every child celebrates christmas, so that 2.1 billion can't be true.
FIX YO MATH *****
#158 - bluerangermartin
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(12/17/2013) [-]
It doesnt matter if you call it Christmas or Xmas, no one cares you euphoric ****.
#149 - fuckinfuckinfuck
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(12/17/2013) [-]
Wait, I broke up with my gf on the 11th. That's literally exactly two weeks before Christmas.

I guess I was a statistic to support this claim.
#137 - happyPills
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(12/17/2013) [-]
merry xmas funnyjunk users
#151 to #137 - ilovethereddits **User deleted account**
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(12/17/2013) [-]
You are supposed to say Christmas! Saying X-mas takes the Christ out of Christmas!
#155 to #151 - leonhardt
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(12/17/2013) [-]
Not wanting to sound like an edgy ****, but I don't think Jesus would be all to happy about what we've turned his birthday into.
#154 to #151 - happyPills
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(12/17/2013) [-]
i know...
#117 - deezknuts
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(12/17/2013) [-]
Boxing day is not where you rebox christmas presents.

That's actually a brad stine joke

"Who the **** is brad stine?" you ask.

Exactly. You stole a joke from a ****** christian comedian. A christian comedian. do you understand how not funny you have to be to only appeal to middl aged christians who can't say vagina?
#138 to #117 - Dwarf
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(12/17/2013) [-]
wut
#116 - adr
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(12/17/2013) [-]
mfw I got dumped on Christmas one year
mfw I got dumped on Christmas one year
#139 to #116 - Dwarf
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(12/17/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #6727693 at Safe For Work Random Board ** mfw I've never been dumped because I am happily single just like I have been my whole life :'''}
#115 - newmapsofhell
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(12/17/2013) [-]
I enjoy that it got progressively more aggressive.
#114 - confusedasian
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(12/17/2013) [-]
Do people actually return the "******" gifts that they don't like? I don't celebrate Christmas and would be more than happy to take them off your hands. I don't care, a gift is a gift. I've been needing some new close and picture frames for some time now. I don't even care if they're socks since mines just seem to always disappear or randomly get holes in them.   
   
Honestly though, why would you return a gift? Someone got it for you thinking that it would be neat or something you need (I need new clothes.) and you're just going to return it because it's not what you want?
Do people actually return the "******" gifts that they don't like? I don't celebrate Christmas and would be more than happy to take them off your hands. I don't care, a gift is a gift. I've been needing some new close and picture frames for some time now. I don't even care if they're socks since mines just seem to always disappear or randomly get holes in them.

Honestly though, why would you return a gift? Someone got it for you thinking that it would be neat or something you need (I need new clothes.) and you're just going to return it because it's not what you want?
#109 - diddledot
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(12/17/2013) [-]
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"*** Second part is important.
#124 to #109 - destawsom
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(12/17/2013) [-]
The second part IS important, however they are two separate clauses. School sanctioned religious actions fall under the Establishment clause, individual student religious expression is protected by the free exercise clause.
#107 - include
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(12/17/2013) [-]
Moar.
#105 - mexicandudeinsd
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(12/17/2013) [-]
well to this day i thought boxing day was like a day christmas celebration related where a boxing fight would occur.... its been a lie all this time
well to this day i thought boxing day was like a day christmas celebration related where a boxing fight would occur.... its been a lie all this time
#95 - coonstash
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(12/17/2013) [-]
The first amendment is null and void in the example given. The first amendment has nothing to do with the freedom of religion. And as a matter of fact, nor does it give the freedom of speech, assembly, press, or anything else students are taught in school
#94 - twiztidxson ONLINE
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(12/17/2013) [-]
Technically Santa doesnt have to go to every child's house, just the ones that celebrate Christmas.
#92 - pudingcade
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(12/17/2013) [-]
how do you have 2.5 children?