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#29 - ninegagxd (12/12/2013) [-]
Colonel? More like PRIVATE.  You know, privates... penises  eh?
Colonel? More like PRIVATE. You know, privates... penises eh?
#57 to #29 - kaj (12/12/2013) [-]
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#86 to #57 - endospore (12/12/2013) [-]
I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's not the failtrolls that are ruining this site, it's people like you, kaj

Just thumb him and move on, but no, you had to comment to try and get thumbs of your own. Now this shitty troll comment is one of the first few I see if I sort by top rated, and we all know the only reason anyone comes on this site is because of comments and not the content, which you just helped make considerably worse.
#90 to #86 - danili (12/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #93 to #86 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
i get where youre coming from, but all he did was use a proper reaction image.

also look at the username.
User avatar #151 to #86 - kaj (12/13/2013) [-]
I replied to a comment, just like you have done, i don't see what the big deal is.
User avatar #68 to #29 - neokun (12/12/2013) [-]
This makes literally no sense.
User avatar #109 to #29 - metalgross (12/12/2013) [-]
Your not funny.
User avatar #75 to #29 - inuares (12/12/2013) [-]
I can't even see this guy's level. what's he at now?
User avatar #78 to #75 - vegeta (12/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #100 to #78 - thelegitmetalhead (12/12/2013) [-]
Damn, he's getting close to 400...
User avatar #105 to #104 - thelegitmetalhead (12/12/2013) [-]
Looks like you got competition.
User avatar #22 - youmotherfather (12/12/2013) [-]
and this is why so many are dying in Iraq these days: retardation
User avatar #33 to #22 - IamEllis (12/12/2013) [-]
why aren't you dead?
User avatar #34 to #33 - youmotherfather (12/12/2013) [-]
because no one tried to kill me
User avatar #35 to #34 - IamEllis (12/12/2013) [-]
damn shame then
User avatar #60 to #34 - milomcrobbie (12/12/2013) [-]
Trying to troll and lvl 0. >.<
User avatar #62 to #22 - anthonyd (12/12/2013) [-]
Fun fact: We no longer have any Marines in Iraq, and, looking at his camo, he's not even in a desert country.
User avatar #47 to #22 - princeofbrokensoul (12/12/2013) [-]
whatever you say ill just go on about my day.
User avatar #23 to #22 - semperkillusmc (12/12/2013) [-]
your an idiot
User avatar #25 to #23 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/12/2013) [-]
I'm no grammar nazi but if you're going to correct someone at least spell everything right.
#26 to #25 - semperkillusmc (12/12/2013) [-]
I am not correcting him. I'm pointing out that he is a fucking jackass because what he said is something that some people such as myself don't like to joke about because we have lost friends who we held as brothers
User avatar #28 to #26 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/12/2013) [-]
I meant insulting him...I have no idea why I wrote correcting. But still...he was probably making a joke. And if you're sensitive on the topic....I'm sorry for your losses but FJ probably isn't the best place for you.
#38 to #28 - anonymous (12/12/2013) [-]
if you meant insulting than why did you say also say grammar nazi?
#71 to #22 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Like I said in comment #70
To be fair, these guys are trained to kick people's asses...I mean...You're not going to see some random fuck who has no idea how to use his/her weapon....I mean If you're away from your family for months at a time, wouldn't you do something to keep your mind off of your wife possibly banging every guy she sees in a chuck E cheese Parking lot while your kid plays with the ball pen and shit?


While I realize you're probably a troll trying to get that faggy pink username, you should really consider the bullshit that these people put up with...
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User avatar #9 to #4 - LtMcG (12/12/2013) [-]
On the contrary, those helmets don't actually stop direct rounds.

They are more there for shrapnel and falling objects (including yourself)
User avatar #65 to #9 - meganinja (12/12/2013) [-]
I think they can also stop small caliber bullets. Or, at least they're advertised to do so. I haven't been in combat so I don't know.
#111 to #65 - zombifier (12/12/2013) [-]
i know 5.56 goes right through em (tested myself)
7.62 goes right through em (a buddies got shot, good thing he wasn't wearing it)
User avatar #123 to #111 - meganinja (12/12/2013) [-]
I hear they're advertised to stop a 30 caliber round from more than fifty meters away. Oh wait, no, I think that's the vest.
User avatar #124 to #123 - zombifier (12/12/2013) [-]
regular SAPI plates that we get issued are rated to stop 7.62
User avatar #125 to #124 - meganinja (12/12/2013) [-]
SAPI? Sorry, Airforce doesn't have to deal with infantry terms.
User avatar #126 to #125 - zombifier (12/12/2013) [-]
Small Arms Protective Insert

the flak itself with soft armor can stop a 9mm
with the SAPIs, (one in front, one in back, one on each side) stop 7.62
User avatar #128 to #126 - meganinja (12/12/2013) [-]
or is it a insert for the helmet? I'm confusing myself here.
User avatar #129 to #128 - zombifier (12/12/2013) [-]
no insert for the helmet, SAPIs are body armor
User avatar #130 to #129 - meganinja (12/12/2013) [-]
Okay that's what I thought.
User avatar #127 to #126 - meganinja (12/12/2013) [-]
is it full coverage of the torso, or only certain spots?
User avatar #45 to #9 - pockettacos (12/12/2013) [-]
"K-Pots" can stop small arms direct fire in most cases
User avatar #14 to #9 - wooyoungkim (12/12/2013) [-]
Actually, that would have been the case with steel helmets. Modern helmets can potentially block bullets. However, I'm pretty sure it can only block it up to certain calibers from certain distances.
#17 to #14 - thorseph (12/12/2013) [-]
it's based off of the bullets ricocheting so yeah he is right, it won't stop direct rounds, and you are right too, the momentum of the bullet will keep it from ricocheting so different calibers at different velocities may or may not penetrate.
#7 to #4 - footballjon (12/12/2013) [-]
i dont think it would be funny at all if he got shot at.
#8 to #7 - anonymous (12/12/2013) [-]
God youre part of the new pussy trend on FJ. Fuck off.
#153 to #8 - footballjon (12/13/2013) [-]
im part of the trend where my entire family consists of military.
#1 - parkourdemon (12/12/2013) [-]
That's sergeant turtle to you, maggot.
#3 - carlonord (12/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #82 - youmotherfather (12/12/2013) [-]
**youmotherfather rolls 076** trips and I delete my account
User avatar #137 to #82 - hellspawner (12/12/2013) [-]
Just delete it anyway.
User avatar #135 to #82 - skilletpanhead (12/12/2013) [-]
Delete it anyway.
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#110 - arialynx (12/12/2013) [-]
I love seeing military guys doing stupid shit like this because it's the exact opposite of what you would expect.
I love seeing military guys doing stupid shit like this because it's the exact opposite of what you would expect.
User avatar #120 to #110 - kinginyellow ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Good refreshing way to remind us that they're all human at the end.
User avatar #112 - vodoo (12/12/2013) [-]
im glad to know what kind of people are defending our country. this proves only dumb shits who can't get a real job join the army
User avatar #114 to #112 - tankerdude (12/12/2013) [-]
you know it's not firefights all day long there are moments of downtime
#118 to #112 - lordbroldamort (12/12/2013) [-]
hey sorry bud, people need to joke around as well, we cant all be serious all the time, its bad for your health.
#113 - mxatvrider (12/12/2013) [-]
A whole new meaning to special forces
User avatar #80 - notapancake (12/12/2013) [-]
"This is how i eat tha pussy!"
User avatar #59 - lordleto (12/12/2013) [-]
i'm actually surprized that no one have added "what's going on here? abandon thread" to it
User avatar #10 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
"Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Corps?"
User avatar #51 - twdeathnote (12/12/2013) [-]
World's finest army.
#13 - anonymous (12/12/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #14235 at Friendly ** LE TURTLEZ 9GAG SWAG XDDD
#97 - anonymous (12/12/2013) [-]
lol, just having some fun in between killing innocent civilians XD
#138 - ruckanucka ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Nobody thought to post That one squirrel from Conkers Bad Fur Day? I can't remember his name for the life of me though.
#99 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
with the glasses he looks like Bentley from sly cooper.
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