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User avatar #90 - originalrider (12/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How can any of your stories be funny if they all end in "and then I got home"?
User avatar #95 to #90 - schneidend (12/04/2013) [-]
How can any of your stories be funny if they all begin and end with "What did we do last night"?
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#98 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#97 - pendeja (12/04/2013) [-]
**pendeja rolled a random image posted in comment #6627728 at Safe For Work Random Board **   
yfw everyone is 						****					 faced but you
**pendeja rolled a random image posted in comment #6627728 at Safe For Work Random Board **
yfw everyone is **** faced but you
#94 - amou the azn (12/04/2013) [-]
**amou the azn rolls 484,350,828**
Recently, I found there is a bonus to not drinking: when at parties, the drinks will eventually run out. And damn near everyone will pay anyone sober enough and old enough to get more.
#84 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
what friends
User avatar #80 - tigronn (12/04/2013) [-]
i just drink coca-cola..
User avatar #79 - zomaru (12/04/2013) [-]
People look at me funny because I say I don't want beer or vodka or whisky or whatever. I can't help it that my taste buds don't like that **** , now let me sit here and drink my 99 cent 2 liter.
#69 - freestylerjoeys (12/04/2013) [-]
DRINKING STORY AND LIFE LESSONS LEARNT-- Two of my friends are named Alex and Pat. Alex was a very popular and charismatic guy (this is from High School btw) and Pat is a fairly awkward but still fun guy. Until the end of highschool neither of the two drank alcohol (btw legal age 18 here #australia). Pat saw it as him taking the "moral highground" aka not doing what the popular people did. Alex honestly just wasnt a huge drinker. Now Alex wasnt vocal about his non-drinking but Pat was. He would try to remind people that he didn't drink and so he alienated himself cos people thought he was a douche. Moral of the story is that if you don't drink that's fine but don't act like Pat who I describe as an alcohol Vegan.
User avatar #64 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (12/04/2013) [-]
I like to start out the night with a couple shots. Once we have that down, and the party has commenced, it's time to drink all the beer your stomach can handle. After you get that good ole fashion drunk going, it is optional to smoke some bud to get put on another universe of stupid. A few games of flip cup or bp and we're another level. Take some road shots and then you've completed a successful night of beating the **** out of your liver. Have fun kids and remember, never mix liquor and beer; unless you want to get super ****** up.
#61 - tffan (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I usually say no after one or two drinks when I have to drive home.

When I'm spending the night, I'll drink until I puke.
User avatar #71 to #61 - avatarsarefornoobs (12/04/2013) [-]
thats... gross
#54 - Dwarf (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Yus ** Their faces when you are killed by an alcohol
User avatar #49 - halotalim (12/04/2013) [-]
Their faces are more shocked when I say I don't drink.
#44 - animedudej ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
**animedudej rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at Google+ ** mfw my best friend has a drinking buddy and its not me...
User avatar #43 - cookiel (12/04/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who doesn't have ****** friends? If I saw I don't want to drink they're just like "Ok that's cool."
#6 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
All my friends are dogs
User avatar #3 - yournewestgod (12/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I have an alcohol allergy, it runs in my family.
I'm always the DD and always have to babysit all my drunk friends.
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