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User avatar #92 - evilanakie (11/18/2013) [-]
father left when i was 3
get rich through mothers family and luck/skill based choices
he contacts me age 16
lol no
#95 to #92 - jonnythan (11/18/2013) [-]
father left me when i was 3
pretty poor, made bad decisions that i don't blame on him or anyone else.
i guess he's rich now, like filthy fucking rich.
he contacts me at age 18
lol no
User avatar #96 to #95 - evilanakie (11/18/2013) [-]
he tried to murder me multiple times
when my mother found out he was removed from our property
User avatar #99 to #96 - crustydingleberry (11/18/2013) [-]
what a shame he was wasnt able to finish the job
User avatar #103 to #99 - navadae (11/18/2013) [-]
that is.. a really fucked up thing to say, the hells wrong with you
User avatar #105 to #103 - crustydingleberry (11/18/2013) [-]
white knight cancer. its just good natured ribbing you avatar watching crabcake faggot
User avatar #108 to #105 - navadae (11/18/2013) [-]
i think "good natured ribbing" and "i wish someone killed you" are a bit far apart
User avatar #100 to #99 - evilanakie (11/18/2013) [-]
ha
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#97 to #96 - jonnythan (11/18/2013) [-]
thats pretty cool actually.
#75 - barsh (11/18/2013) [-]
this was something my dad and i had at some point in life... it kills me to admit it, especially after going to my grandfathers funeral and hearing my dad tell others: yea my dad and i were really close... and every time he would say that, just killed me because im afraid i wont be able to even say anything like that at his... i have told him many times saying i love him, and we do have the same comedic values, personalities, and all, ive tried everything, but nothing seems to work... jeez fj makin me feel hard!
this was something my dad and i had at some point in life... it kills me to admit it, especially after going to my grandfathers funeral and hearing my dad tell others: yea my dad and i were really close... and every time he would say that, just killed me because im afraid i wont be able to even say anything like that at his... i have told him many times saying i love him, and we do have the same comedic values, personalities, and all, ive tried everything, but nothing seems to work... jeez fj makin me feel hard!
User avatar #93 to #75 - warrenzthehero (11/18/2013) [-]
"makin me feel hard!"

They make porn for that.
#102 to #93 - barsh (11/18/2013) [-]
yea so my dad and i not having a friendship past small jokes and shows, and then admitting finally to not having a bond makes a porno...
yea so my dad and i not having a friendship past small jokes and shows, and then admitting finally to not having a bond makes a porno...
User avatar #189 to #102 - warrenzthehero (11/19/2013) [-]
You misunderstood.
You ended with "makin me feel hard!". I understand you were using "feel" as a verb and "hard" as an adverb, but it could also be taken as "hard" being an adjective, implying erection.
Thus, I said "they make pron for that" to help you with your problem of 'feelin hard'.
User avatar #179 - jbgotswag (11/18/2013) [-]
thumbs? not now
#176 - iamjustheretoroll (11/18/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolls 6,443** feels
User avatar #166 - exclamation (11/18/2013) [-]
I recall vaguely similar thing discussed in Richard Sennett's article about work/corrosion of character...
User avatar #120 - tronbot (11/18/2013) [-]
op literally just stole this from that cats in the cradle song. no thumb for you.
User avatar #117 - UnforgivingOne (11/18/2013) [-]
I guess this is feelsjunk, not funnyjunk anymore.
User avatar #72 - Endofzeeworld (11/18/2013) [-]
Am I the only one with a father who gave me the attention I needed...?
User avatar #114 to #72 - darthsalias ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
no your not alone. i got TOO MUCH yet no were near overprotective attention. it can be annoying at times
User avatar #80 to #72 - ilovehitler (11/18/2013) [-]
Nah, I'm right there with ya.
#89 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
TFW when you never went fishing with your old man.   
Or learned to ride  steal a bike
TFW when you never went fishing with your old man.
Or learned to ride steal a bike
#74 - ffinfinity ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #65 - the fuzzball (11/18/2013) [-]
I only got to the second panel, then my father left.
#52 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #718748 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** i didn't come here to feel
#46 - twofreegerbils (11/18/2013) [-]
Normally I hate oversimplification of complex issues in comics, but I've got to say, this is pretty accurate.
Normally I hate oversimplification of complex issues in comics, but I've got to say, this is pretty accurate.
User avatar #8 - timmity (11/17/2013) [-]
my dad was the exact opposite, he did the minimum load while i did homework and school to a total of aound 10-12 hours every day, only thing he tried to say to me was to do more work while he did so little, bu i guess i can`t be too angry, he fed the family and I`m pretty sure he loved me, but i would never be like him, i want to provide for my family, be supportive in their schoolwork beyond telling them to do more, then take them to the best places i can at my free time, so every moment counts
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