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#150 - greenthegunstar (11/18/2013) [-]
Anybody remember this?
User avatar #167 to #150 - exclamation (11/18/2013) [-]
>Implying anyone actually watched that and instead they just jerk to Aki.
#168 to #167 - greenthegunstar (11/18/2013) [-]
She's six you sick **** !

srsly tho she does have a nice rack
User avatar #182 to #168 - hiyorin (11/18/2013) [-]
I'd still fap to it her
User avatar #170 to #168 - unlithe (11/18/2013) [-]
thats a 6 year old? damn japan you sick ***** .
#171 to #170 - greenthegunstar (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, she gets older and she looks like this.
She's still about sixteen though.
#174 to #171 - darkangeloffire (11/18/2013) [-]
Holy **** . At first glance I thought it was Kallen.
User avatar #175 to #174 - greenthegunstar (11/18/2013) [-]
I think that's what they were going for, 'cuz i thought so too.
User avatar #172 to #171 - unlithe (11/18/2013) [-]
japan does some weird things to women in anime...
User avatar #161 to #150 - hiyorin (11/18/2013) [-]
Zexal? I've only seen up to GX.
#163 to #162 - hiyorin (11/18/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know
I've only seen up to GX.
User avatar #181 to #163 - skeptical (11/18/2013) [-]
Anything beyond it is ****
#143 - drynix (11/18/2013) [-]
That title.... It made me wonder what this guy is called again.
User avatar #165 to #143 - tokono (11/18/2013) [-]
Fist-it Fabio?
User avatar #160 to #143 - vexillian (11/18/2013) [-]
Dangit Bobby
User avatar #185 to #143 - megasharkman (11/18/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo-it Winston?
User avatar #164 to #143 - tarekmig (11/18/2013) [-]
Orange mario who lost his hat
User avatar #177 to #143 - alphavsomega (11/18/2013) [-]
Sock-it Sam
#78 - soundofwinter (11/18/2013) [-]
Get these feel posts out of here. You just remind me of things I'm trying to forget
User avatar #40 - obsidicus (11/18/2013) [-]
This is why i don't want to be a father. I know I'm going to screw it up. Nor do I want to devote time and energy to annoying kids.
#135 to #40 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
thank you for sparing some future adult a life filled with emotional pain.
User avatar #44 to #40 - moyk (11/18/2013) [-]
this is what happened to me, quite literally, if you don't give your kids the attention and love, they won't give it you when they mature, I just recently got out of rehab and now live in an apartment on the other side of the u.s. and i dislike my father very much, it was like the only time he acknowledged me was when i was doing something wrong, all other times that i did something positive it did not matter to him.
User avatar #55 to #44 - traks (11/18/2013) [-]
Thats how my dad is, he never acknowledges when I do something right, but only when I do it wrong. Im headed to rehab somewhere down the line, I know it. **** , you brought a tear to my eye, mate.
User avatar #73 to #55 - moyk (11/18/2013) [-]
When i was living with my father i felt as though i was taking up space there, i felt like a burden and never could seem to impress him. One suggestion to anyone who wants to be a father, don't ever have work be a priority over the people you gave life to.
User avatar #62 to #55 - zekeon (11/18/2013) [-]
I've been growing up with almost zero contact with my father, so I don't have this issue.

Yay?
User avatar #134 - scowler (11/18/2013) [-]
Here's a true story no one's gonna read, but **** it...

Earlier this year, I used to live in Kentucky with my father. Drinker. Disposal firm he worked for pissing him off (find another employer, simple solution), hospital or whoever had been holding out on his Worker's Compensation for some time...

His girlfriend and her son lived with us, she worked as a teacher at an islamic school, her son worked as a clerk at Wal-Mart when he wasn't holed up in his room playing COD or LoL. Neither of them were home most of the time so we had to do most of the menial work.

Let's start with the worst one (not accurate so bear with me).

He'd gotten home from work after dealing with the problems there, and was met with the malfunctioning toilet (Too small, four people using every day, something was bound to go wrong). He punches the wall when he realizes that the plunger won't do it.

Cue the Jim Beam, Mountain Dew, and Smirnoff Vodka.

His girlfriend comes home a few hours later, after dealing with the amount of noise and chaos a bunch of five year olds can create. He's buzzed by this time and she obviously wants to relax.

Bad combination.

He comes back in the house, roughly forty-five minutes after he moved to the shed to drink (so he wouldn't bother anybody), starts ******* around, his girlfriend explains her day to him in an attempt to reason with him (you don't reason with drunks). This obviously leads to a shouting match, I try to interrupt, makes it even worse.

They both go out to the shed and I'm sitting outside with a Maglite, just waiting for him to lose his temper.

After a while, I get hungry so I go back inside to grab a TV dinner or something. The stereo and lights in the shed tripped the breaker that's responsible for the microwave, so I try to use the toaster oven for the food, I'm trying to find what I need for that when they come back in he walks up to me and gets right up in my face...

-CONTINUED-
User avatar #137 to #134 - scowler (11/18/2013) [-]
"Let me sho u duh deth fengurs…"

I had put a knife on the counter for whatever reason (pertaining to the food), needless to say, I almost stabbed him because thought he was going to try to gouge my eyes out (drunks are unpredictable).

He started rolling around on the floor afterwards (I didn't stab him), rambling about Turkeys and Peacocks, begging me to drag him outside so he can freeze to death or something...

I got two more if anyone wants to hear them….
User avatar #140 to #137 - hawkmonster (11/18/2013) [-]
I hope you are not trollin us boy? Have a thumb and give it to us already.
User avatar #145 to #140 - scowler (11/18/2013) [-]
There was another instance where he stuck one of the stereo speakers in the window facing out into the backyard and started blaring whatever radio station was on.

After a while (and more whiskey, obviously), things got too loud, and it was late, so she went back inside and turned it down. He was too drunk to be reasonable, and she ultimately turned it off...

I was asleep at this time, but I started waking up in-and-out to what was (thinking about it now) an irrelevant Jack Torrance-style rant about his responsibilities and what he does for everyone. I finally got out of bed and walked to the kitchen where just as I got there, he grabbed the speaker and hurled it into the wall right next to me, then stormed out. She followed.

Me and her son, Joe were going up and down the neighborhood looking for them and discussing what we were going to do to him if we caught him harming her (I wish he was, would've enjoyed breaking his legs or something…)

Turns out they were a little ways past the house across the street from ours.

You'll have to want until tomorrow for the next one. It's 3:20 where I live. I need to get some sleep...
User avatar #187 to #145 - scowler (11/18/2013) [-]
Alright, now for the last straw…

It's obvious to to anyone reading that my father partied on the weekends, blaring Hollywood Undead ( **** music). We had a cat that used to live under the deck, his girlfriend's daughter took it in after I fed it, then it ended up in his girlfriend's apartment, then it ended up under the same roof with everyone. That cat is the only thing that never gave me any crap, and of course he'd been ******* around with the cat the last few times he got drunk. He held it up to a ceiling fan at one point, calling me an "accident" the entire time.

Everyone knows cats **** on the floor when they get stressed, this is the one time where everyone sees it, he chases it around the house, catches it and throws it out the back door. He said if I brought it back in, he'd kill it.

Last straw. Left to live with my mother three days later. Been sitting in Florida for most of the year.

I still regret not smashing that bottle over his head…

Recently he got into a late-night accident that may or may not put him in a wheelchair. The irony is that it wouldn't have happened if I he hadn't run me out of the house…

Karma's a bitch. Most people probably don't learn that by age 17…
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User avatar #147 to #146 - hawkmonster (11/18/2013) [-]
0:52 where?
User avatar #149 to #147 - scowler (11/18/2013) [-]
Now if you excuse me, I gotta hit the sack.
User avatar #148 to #147 - scowler (11/18/2013) [-]
Give me the bat!!! Here.
User avatar #188 to #134 - scowler (11/18/2013) [-]
Now if anyone happens to know these people. Keep your mouths shut.

I haven't given any REAL information, and I'm keeping it that way.
#123 - Dakafal (11/18/2013) [-]
This hit me right in the feels. I'm acting just like this with my father even though he is trying in his irritating way to spend time with me. I should say yes next time...
#4 - warlockrichard ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
#69 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #126 - Scythe (11/18/2013) [-]
wow how complex, this really causes empathy with most of the pampered little brats on FJ. this truly belongs here.

- said myself with sarcasm since everyone on here has no idea what pain is since your mommy still breast feeds you and your daddy shoves every penny of his salary up your ass to please you ungrateful little kids

get a job and live on your own to gain a ******* morsel of comprehension on this post, but most of you will probably never gain either for many more years to come.
User avatar #151 to #126 - TheHutchie (11/18/2013) [-]
I don't know why you think what you do about Funnyjunkies, but I can guarantee that you're not right about all of them.
User avatar #138 to #126 - scowler (11/18/2013) [-]
Society needs to emphasize Solid Individualism. Instead, it's drifting ever-closer to statist collectivism…



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User avatar #141 to #132 - scowler (11/18/2013) [-]
You're on a computer, so it can't be that bad.

Still worse than living alone, though. Then again living alone only works out when you know what you're doing. Keeping things simple and minimalistic is a step in the right direction...
User avatar #110 - berkut (11/18/2013) [-]
No matter how true it is, stupid feckless people will still have children.
User avatar #98 - igotyou (11/18/2013) [-]
this did the opposite for me.
I realized how much my parents have been there for me my whole life.
20 years old and I dont remember them missing any important moment in my life.
I wish this to every child in the world.
User avatar #107 to #98 - shamusogrady (11/18/2013) [-]
Even though this has ill effects on kids like the picture explains, i support this comment. If kids would stop being little dicks and realize what their parents are doing for them, they'd grow up to be better than this.
User avatar #111 to #107 - igotyou (11/18/2013) [-]
ironic avatar picture.
#91 - hentaisweetie (11/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#77 - shinymew (11/18/2013) [-]
My father trying to get back in my life after...14 years
My father trying to get back in my life after...14 years
#13 - meowgustacat (11/17/2013) [-]
I kinda have the same situation, just a different ending.
Funny, 'cause the kid at the end looks just like me.
#37 to #13 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
Prove it man.
#67 to #37 - meowgustacat (11/18/2013) [-]
Its true! My dad is dating some psycho beast of a thing that doesn't let him out of her sight.
Its kinda weird; a very unfair relationship. I don't know why he puts up with it.
I do have a few theories, though...
#64 - mkchillin (11/18/2013) [-]
I wish I had spent more time with my dad growing up. We love each other and we have had our fair share of stuff we've done together, and in general he's there and we're family-oriented, but I've always somewhat shied away from him because of his old-school conservative "tough love" status and I am simply a sheltered suburban 90s mommas boy. Me and my dad are simply 2 very different people and while we love each other, there's always been a sort of awkwardness between us, like we don't really quite get each other.

Anyone feel the same?
User avatar #113 to #64 - jcllcj (11/18/2013) [-]
My dad is a 65 yr old man-child who partys hard, goes from job to job and literally would put his dick in any woman, I am the complete opposite. He raised me the best he can and we love each other but we are two completely different people. Don't even think we've ever had a conversation just by ourselves cause either he berates me for not partying alot or me berating him for not being more responsible. But we still love each other
#112 to #64 - fukkentyranitar (11/18/2013) [-]
Its the same sort of situation except I'm prefer to use reason and my dad just goes by how he sees everything.. He also likes to assume that its my fault whenever something doesn't get done. And whenever I try to talk to him, he cuts me off and tries to guilt me into fixing it. I love the guy to death, but he can be a stubborn jackass sometimes.
#106 to #64 - barsh ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
finally someone i can somewhat relate to
User avatar #43 - mexicandudeinsd (11/18/2013) [-]
well he was working so that he could provide for his family,
#70 to #59 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
Breaking bad reference.
User avatar #71 to #70 - mexicandudeinsd (11/18/2013) [-]
hahahaha oh wow damm i barely understood it thanks cause i was confused
User avatar #35 - hugewang (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm just about choking back tears looking at this.
#2 - shoxx (11/17/2013) [-]
Wow that was sad, maybe this owl Gif will help.
Wow that was sad, maybe this owl Gif will help.
#186 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm a new dad with two boys, 18 months and 3 months. I'm in school at the moment and have to take it slow, 2 courses per semester. I'm also working about 25 hours per week. I hate how it makes me. I'm tired and constantly thinking about school because I want to do well in my classes. My older boy wants attention and I know how much he needs both me and my wife.
My dad was always working. He'd leave at 4:30 in the morning and get home around 5 PM. He'd then just sit and watch TV until he fell asleep at around 9 PM. Thinking back, I know he was tired from working 10 hour days and Saturdays for years. Unfortunately, here I am. We live 4 hours away from them and I don't have much of a relationship with him. I don't call, he doesn't call. He's barely seen his grandchildren. I hate how pitiful our relationship is and I'm scared that me and my sons are going to end up the same way. I just don't know how to give them the attention they need and give my school the proper attention.
User avatar #179 - jbgotswag (11/18/2013) [-]
thumbs? not now
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