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User avatar #80 - lolollo ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
>Shotgun beer in the first 5 seconds.
>Finish race like normal.
>Feel amused because a single beer doesn't do **** to your state of mind.

You're better off doing shots.
Take a shot whenever you use a powerup.
2 shots if you use the star.
3 shots if you use the blue shell.
Take two shots whenever you pass whoever's in first place.

Those rules will get you ****** up proper...
User avatar #82 to #80 - bjarkijon (11/06/2013) [-]
Well, it will get you ********** way sooner doing shots. So instead of getting pissed drunk and pass out after a few games, it would be nicer to have beers to spend more time playing and having fun.
User avatar #84 to #82 - lolollo ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, though, that you only involuntarily take shots when you pass first place. The rest of it is up to you and using powerups.

Like you can use the blue shell to snag first place at the last second if you want...it's your liver.
User avatar #85 to #84 - bjarkijon (11/06/2013) [-]
Hmm, a valid point man.

I recall my statement and issue another:

Why not both shots and beer and it depends on what you do, what drink you have to drink.

I don't know how it could work, but it should work out if well thought out.
User avatar #88 to #85 - lolollo ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
Or you have to shotgun the beer before finishing, like in the content.
User avatar #87 to #85 - lolollo ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
If people aren't afraid of mono, they could have it where the last place person only has to drink beer, and you have people constantly switching as people pass each other...
User avatar #89 to #87 - bjarkijon (11/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, that sounds cool. Probably gonna try this when I get back from working abroad.
#86 - bubbzieee (11/06/2013) [-]
excuse me but this game is called Kario Mart, I would know, I've been playing it for five years.
User avatar #77 - hairyjonson (11/06/2013) [-]
**** keystone. shiner is way better
User avatar #75 - martyandtaylor **User deleted account** (11/06/2013) [-]
a race would last just 5 seconds longer than normal with my friends and me..
#74 - seldanas (11/06/2013) [-]
Play it on Rainbow Road.
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#69 - rotownhero (11/06/2013) [-]
ITT: people bitching about american beer.
User avatar #64 - OldSnake (11/06/2013) [-]
Super Mario Adventures Episode 4 Have you read the Nintendo Power comics of Mario? Peach kicks ass in those!
User avatar #61 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (11/06/2013) [-]
Great, now i want to play Mario Kart... Where the **** is my 3DS...
#60 - crellow (11/06/2013) [-]
That sounds like a really, really awesome game

And the drinking part might also work I guess
User avatar #58 - ultimatebadass (11/06/2013) [-]
We call that game drinking and driving not beerio kart but it is fun, I suggest trying it
User avatar #42 - sirfapaton (11/06/2013) [-]
Gonna see if some of my friends would be interested in this...
#40 - anomsssssss (11/06/2013) [-]
i failed step 1 and 3
#38 - thepinkestofthepie (11/06/2013) [-]
But... I didn't get my buds yet!
#28 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [-]
yea but why wouldnt you just drink it in the start. have to come to rolling stop? that would lose so much time
User avatar #12 - stutz (11/06/2013) [-]
This douche has the balls to steal this from youtube. the site made this game awhile ago, heres the link to prove it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V3CbIsIJ3M&list=SP8CDCC73B56DD33A8
I hate being a asshole, but either give credit or **** off.
#19 - hirollin ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, the game is called don't drink and drive. It works better for double dash because you can just switch drivers.
User avatar #17 - willshire (11/06/2013) [-]
due to this games sling shot effect. and the extra effort of stopping before drinking the only logical option is to drink the whole beer before starting. 1/10 would not play
User avatar #14 - sexyhimself (11/06/2013) [-]
I like this, especially the Peach part cause me and my friends allready do that
#10 - buckeyeup (11/06/2013) [-]
Do this with Guinness Stout and you got yourself a much harder game
#13 to #10 - gordini (11/06/2013) [-]
Add Blackcurrent and it makes it much easier. Hell I drink it like that when I'm in clubs.
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