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#65 - theporkwhisperer (11/05/2013) [-]
**theporkwhisperer rolled a random image posted in comment #4136610 at Friendly ** What i use for condoms.
**theporkwhisperer rolled a random image posted in comment #4136610 at Friendly ** What i use for condoms.
User avatar #61 - Lintutu (11/05/2013) [-]
Skyn master race
User avatar #56 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/05/2013) [-]
>be a ****** parent and leave your kids unsupervised
>blame your lack of birth control
Hey, how about you stop being a bad parent?
#69 to #56 - mr skeltal (11/05/2013) [-]
C'mon, every parent has a moment where they leave their kid for just a little while and they **** **** up. It doesn't make you a bad parent
User avatar #70 to #69 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/05/2013) [-]
I agree, but it definitely took a little longer than a little while to **** up that whole TV.
#107 to #70 - mr skeltal (11/05/2013) [-]
Maybe they had to poop
User avatar #108 to #107 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/05/2013) [-]
At the same time?
#111 to #108 - mr skeltal (11/05/2013) [-]
I was mostly joking, but both parents aren't always home. Or it could be a babysitter.
#55 - tailsx (11/05/2013) [-]
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at The List ** Mfw kids
User avatar #123 to #55 - datguytrent (11/05/2013) [-]
**datguytrent rolls 96**
#115 to #55 - triggathepirate (11/05/2013) [-]
I don't think your sweet ass knows how good a roll that was, mate.
User avatar #126 to #115 - loveyameanish (11/05/2013) [-]
I actually ******* loved that movie. First one in a long time that managed to make me feel uneasy going to sleep that night.
#127 to #126 - triggathepirate (11/05/2013) [-]
Shhh don't remind me.   
It's near 1:30 right now and it was bad enough looking into google images to find that.   
My contingency plan to go to sleep wanking is not as stable as I thought.
Shhh don't remind me.
It's near 1:30 right now and it was bad enough looking into google images to find that.
My contingency plan to go to sleep wanking is not as stable as I thought.
#128 to #127 - loveyameanish (11/05/2013) [-]
OH SHI-

SORRY DUDE.

GO WANK QUICK.
#129 to #128 - triggathepirate (11/05/2013) [-]
Don'ttellmetwice.
Don'ttellmetwice.
#88 to #55 - zuel ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
Guess your kids'll never mess with your **** .
User avatar #66 to #55 - brucekillah (11/05/2013) [-]
sweet roll
#54 - arcticassassin (11/05/2013) [-]
Someone please photoshop Squidward's nose onto the TV.
Please
#80 to #54 - xxjohnnyxx (11/05/2013) [-]
NOW its art
User avatar #53 - ivoryhammer (11/05/2013) [-]
I am become rage
User avatar #42 - mrgoodlove (11/05/2013) [-]
Is it too late for an abortion?
User avatar #40 - douevensax (11/05/2013) [-]
1. I'd have to put so much restraint to avoid punching the kid.
2. Still his fault, he left the materials out and a TV in easy reach. And, judging by the way it was covered, he left him alone for a while. Put on a screen protector or put the tv high.
User avatar #37 - notanonyay (11/04/2013) [-]
I go with Trojan, Durex make their condoms thinner, and a little smaller so they fall off too easily. having sex this one time the condom fell off and went inside my gf and I didn't realize and came, mfw she was ten days late on her period and I was ******** my pants, never using Durex again
User avatar #38 to #37 - linktheherooftime (11/05/2013) [-]
I assume it was a false alarm?
User avatar #39 to #38 - notanonyay (11/05/2013) [-]
Yes, and my friggen gf called me to tell me but started off with "So I'm at the abortion clinic......not sure why though cause I got my period"
User avatar #41 to #39 - linktheherooftime (11/05/2013) [-]
That's kinda funny.
User avatar #32 - unncommon (11/04/2013) [-]
Nuh.
I've had a Durex break on me.
Don't trust them.
Morning after pills are much more than the difference that you save on condoms.
#45 to #32 - autoxx (11/05/2013) [-]
I only used durex and only when my gf was on the pill.
Tried all of the other ones and they broke more easily.
Durex last for about half an hour (more if she is clean shaven/waxed) but almost every rubber I have tried has a high risk after an hour.
They aren't cheap either...

My current gf is "fixed" so no worries for me ^_^
User avatar #83 to #45 - atrocitustheking (11/05/2013) [-]
cheaper than unexpected kids.
#84 to #83 - autoxx (11/05/2013) [-]
More expensive than a coat hangar*
User avatar #85 to #84 - atrocitustheking (11/05/2013) [-]
touche
User avatar #31 - infinitereaper (11/04/2013) [-]
If parents would just stop being pussies and eat their children they wouldn't be having these problems.
#144 to #31 - butiloveu (11/05/2013) [-]
Everybody do the Kronos.
#62 to #31 - Durp (11/05/2013) [-]
Eat them?
#44 to #31 - kassdesu (11/05/2013) [-]
I think you accidentally eft out a letter there
User avatar #52 to #44 - infinitereaper (11/05/2013) [-]
Did I ******* stutter?
User avatar #50 to #44 - thebestpieever (11/05/2013) [-]
He didn't left out anything.
User avatar #34 to #31 - blarde (11/04/2013) [-]
wuht
#57 to #34 - wuht (11/05/2013) [-]
indeed
User avatar #22 - greenmurderer (11/04/2013) [-]
Guy didn't use a condom and got it all over TV and son.
Do not let the same happen to you! Stay on the safe side and wear protection when watching porn with your children.
#16 - ultrarustle **User deleted account** (11/04/2013) [-]
**ultrarustle rolled a random image posted in comment #6227147 at Safe For Work Random Board ** mfw kids
#8 - darlingdo (11/04/2013) [-]
Ooo... T.V.s are replaceable. So are kids.
Ooo... T.V.s are replaceable. So are kids.
#7 - mychemicaliw (11/04/2013) [-]
artist 10/10 will have kids
User avatar #5 - qotsa (11/04/2013) [-]
or you could just watch what your kids are doing.
#4 - maaarknuuuut (11/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#1 - angelusprimus (11/04/2013) [-]
Trojans are fine condoms.
But I can't find myself able to trust condoms named after event where this cool, supposedly safe thing goes in and then bursts open and releases soldiers who ruin everyone's day.
#122 to #1 - gerfox ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
You're looking at it from the wrong perspective. Trojans are the tool that you use to get inside of her.
User avatar #139 to #122 - xxfireflyxx (11/05/2013) [-]
Is it in yet?
#140 to #139 - gerfox ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
You won't know until it's too late
You won't know until it's too late
#141 to #140 - xxfireflyxx (11/05/2013) [-]
Okay, that got me giggling.
Okay, that got me giggling.
#3 to #1 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/04/2013) [-]
I used to agree to that. But they were under siege for 10 years (according to good ole wikipedia). TEN 						*******					 YEARS. That's impressive if you ask me. If a single Trojan condom is gonna last me 10 years of use and abuse, then 						****					, I'm sold.    
   
Gif unrelated.
I used to agree to that. But they were under siege for 10 years (according to good ole wikipedia). TEN ******* YEARS. That's impressive if you ask me. If a single Trojan condom is gonna last me 10 years of use and abuse, then **** , I'm sold.

Gif unrelated.
#73 to #3 - ryuktg (11/05/2013) [-]
At least 18 years of abuse and use, actually
User avatar #11 to #3 - onkii (11/04/2013) [-]
Also if you are interested in this subject and would like more information, I recommend reading "The Trojan War" by Barry Strauss. It goes into greater detail on multiple different aspects of the war as if it had actually happened.
User avatar #10 to #3 - onkii (11/04/2013) [-]
History major here. The Trojan war probably never actually happened. It was a really good story, but there is close to zero evidence to back it up. Troy itself existed, and it endured war after war after war mostly due to its location and fertile land/abundant hunting and fishing grounds. Troy was a great city that could support a large amount of people due to its copious resources, which is what made it such a prize in the eyes of attackers. However, a battle the size of the Trojan war simply did not happen. You see, there are layers of rock and sediment around Troy, and under each layer there are artifacts that tell us who attacked them and possibly when. If the Trojan war had actually happened, there would be FAR more broken bits of armor, human remains, and bits of broken weapons as well. It just simply isn't there.
Another interesting note, if the Trojan war had actually happened, it would not have lasted ten years. There were simply not enough resources to support the Greek army for that amount of time. When the text says ten years, it's actually an expression meaning it lasted a long time, but not necessarily that amount of time. It's where we get the expression "Nine times out of ten".
#118 to #10 - angelusprimus (11/05/2013) [-]
History minor here.
While that is one of the theories other say that war most likely did happen.
Several reasons, first where Troy was positioned it held a chokehold on north sea trade, where most grain came to Greece. They held Helen hostage. Helen being the greek name for greece.
Second, war created cultural meme in greece. someone who recited poetry for his dinner couldn't afford to talk about something that wasn't well known to everyone.
Third, for many well known battlefields for those eras, there are very little physical evidence. That is because war materiel was insanely expensive. Cost of a single charioteer to an economy would be compareble today with stealth bombers. Armor, weapons even things like arrow points were collected and reused.
Wars were small scale then. Nothing like Homer talked about. You couldn't have such a large army, it would starve. And ofcrose it didn't last ten years. logistics just didn't exist.
Going with small scale wars, there would be no such thing as bodies pile up, because those that came came with friends and family. Bodies were carefully collected and burned.
Horse also most likely never existed, it was probably reference to wall scaling equipement.
#30 to #10 - marlboroto **User deleted account** (11/04/2013) [-]
" It's where we get the expression "Nine times out of ten". "
how the hell is this relevant ...
#25 to #10 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/04/2013) [-]
I was discussing the story itself. But I appreciate the wall of text. That's much more effort than what I'm willing to put into a comment.
I was discussing the story itself. But I appreciate the wall of text. That's much more effort than what I'm willing to put into a comment.
User avatar #26 to #25 - onkii (11/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I'm just really passionate about it haha
#27 to #26 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/04/2013) [-]
Just, whatever you do, don't let your passion bring you into overkill. It comes off as snobbish and annoying. Note, everyone's boundaries for such things are purely personal, I'm just tired so I'm just a snobby asshole, don't mind me.    
   
My cousin does it with her 						*******					 subaru love. Seriously, it can be 						*******					 annoying. Really annoying. Like, if she wasn't in my state nor related and she shoves another 						*******					 subaru comment down my throat, I will slash her tires, key her car, and pour a gallon of water into her gas tank. /rant   
   
And now for something completely different.
Just, whatever you do, don't let your passion bring you into overkill. It comes off as snobbish and annoying. Note, everyone's boundaries for such things are purely personal, I'm just tired so I'm just a snobby asshole, don't mind me.

My cousin does it with her ******* subaru love. Seriously, it can be ******* annoying. Really annoying. Like, if she wasn't in my state nor related and she shoves another ******* subaru comment down my throat, I will slash her tires, key her car, and pour a gallon of water into her gas tank. /rant

And now for something completely different.
#29 to #27 - onkii (11/04/2013) [-]
Haha, well I wasn't trying to be snobby or anything like that. I just like getting information out to people, and I apologize if I came off as being a prude.

I couldn't help but chuckle at your story about your sister and her Subaru though haha
#33 to #29 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/04/2013) [-]
Neh, I'm just exhausted. People are annoying. Sleep deprivation before an exam does not make Knowingly a happy camper. Generally, EVERYONE irks the 						****					 out of me when I'm tired.    
   
Did I say sister? I meant my cousin. It is annoying. She even got a tattoo of an outline of a 						******					 looking subaru. It literally looks half-assed pants on head retarded. And I can't say anything about the retardedness of said tattoo nor the 2000+ pictures of subarus/subaru parts that alone grace my facebook everyday. 						******					 annoying.    
   
MFW She posts a 30 picture album consisting of just her car's steering wheel, it being the 3rd album this week, and it is only Monday.
Neh, I'm just exhausted. People are annoying. Sleep deprivation before an exam does not make Knowingly a happy camper. Generally, EVERYONE irks the **** out of me when I'm tired.

Did I say sister? I meant my cousin. It is annoying. She even got a tattoo of an outline of a ****** looking subaru. It literally looks half-assed pants on head retarded. And I can't say anything about the retardedness of said tattoo nor the 2000+ pictures of subarus/subaru parts that alone grace my facebook everyday. ****** annoying.

MFW She posts a 30 picture album consisting of just her car's steering wheel, it being the 3rd album this week, and it is only Monday.
User avatar #46 to #33 - onkii (11/05/2013) [-]
Oops, that's my fault. For some reason I read it as sister. I'm tired too and I'm also studying for an exam. But instead of getting pissed off at everything I get really delirious and confused about everything.

And Jesus Christ your cousin is way too obsessed with Subarus lmfao
#49 to #46 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
Yea. It is annoying. As **** . Pic related. **** like this is what she constantly posts. Makes me murderous.
#51 to #49 - onkii (11/05/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but that's ******* hilarious
#58 to #51 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
I'm glad you find my source of rage and annoyance funny.
I'm glad you find my source of rage and annoyance funny.
User avatar #59 to #58 - onkii (11/05/2013) [-]
It's not necessarily the fact that it annoys you that it's funny, but the fact that she has that much of a fixation on one of the most random things I can think of
#60 to #59 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
The worst part is that it isn't random. There are many more people like her. And they are all just as elitist about their 						*******					 subarus as my cousin is.    
MFW
The worst part is that it isn't random. There are many more people like her. And they are all just as elitist about their ******* subarus as my cousin is.
MFW
User avatar #64 to #60 - onkii (11/05/2013) [-]
That is the strangest obsession
#71 to #64 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
You're telling me. I've had multiple people from this 						*******					 cult tell me their car is better just because it is a Subaru. You know what? No, it isn't. Your 						*******					 slobaru is not better than my camaro. Kindly 						****					 off. 						*******					 twats.
You're telling me. I've had multiple people from this ******* cult tell me their car is better just because it is a Subaru. You know what? No, it isn't. Your ******* slobaru is not better than my camaro. Kindly **** off. ******* twats.
#75 to #72 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
You know what? I feel better. I thank you. Enjoy your evening. And if you ever buy a Subaru, I will slit your 						*******					 throat with your own Subaru keys.
You know what? I feel better. I thank you. Enjoy your evening. And if you ever buy a Subaru, I will slit your ******* throat with your own Subaru keys.


User avatar #76 to #75 - onkii (11/05/2013) [-]
I'm glad that I could make you feel a little better. If you ever need somebody to chat with, feel free to message me. I hope you have a good evening.


**** subaru
#77 to #76 - KnowinglyUnknown (11/05/2013) [-]
Thank you.


And yes. Yes indeed.
#78 to #77 - onkii (11/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - ironsoul ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Ramses are even worse, they are named after a guy with literally hundreds of children.
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