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#96 - icametocomment (11/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Cute or not, those ******* get big. I don't want a pet that can eat small children whole.
#27 - huszti (11/03/2013) [-]
I'll take 8!
#221 - swagalicous (11/04/2013) [-]
some are even edible.
#173 - callitchickensalad (11/04/2013) [-]
but can they beat wizard lizards
#147 - Shawksta (11/03/2013) [-]
Master i swear to god just wait till you go to bed...

Whats that?

MEOW
#122 - funnyfuuuuuu (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Don't forget the Scaleless Ball Python!
#109 - gongthehawkeye (11/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Do these things bite?   
I kinda wanna get one when I move out and have my own place.
Do these things bite?
I kinda wanna get one when I move out and have my own place.
User avatar #118 to #112 - heartlessrobot (11/03/2013) [-]
They do bite, and it hurts like a bitch when they do, but dogs and cats can bite too. If it has teeth, it can bite. Hell, some things that don't have teeth can bite too.
#234 - lobselvith (11/04/2013) [-]
Mine.

His name is Victor. He's curious about everything around him, and sometimes takes a **** on my bed.
#223 - theblondefetus (11/04/2013) [-]
**** , now I want one
#116 - smokeyrp (11/03/2013) [-]
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#92 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
www.worldofballpythons.com/morphs/

That there is over 1,600 morph combinations of Ball Pythons, All of them on the list ate the same species, Python regius.

< My bumbebee
#63 - bababadsheep (11/03/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Alright OP, stop right there you bastard. I am ******* terrified of snakes. I dislike the way they move, I dislike how fast they are, I dislike their inability to show how they are feeling to a damn mammal such as myself, and anything that swallows their prey whole and ALIVE should be kept as far away as possible.

But goddamn, you actually made me stop and think "I wonder what it would be like to own one of those as a pet?".
#90 to #63 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
Ferrets naturally feed by grabbing small mammals and whacking them on logs and tearing them apart to kill them. Not much better than quick constriction, IMO. Your fear clearly comes from a lack of understanding of snakes.

They show a range of behaviors, they don't have much in the way of feeling but when you know what to look for, they give off many signs in the way of whether they are comfortable (happy), stressed or defensive (angry).

What is it like to own a Ball Python as a pet?
I'll tell you. First, it's an intellectual challenge. The vast majority of Ball Python owners don't care for them properly because they never took the time to do research on proper husbandry. That leaves the animal helpless, might drive them to stop eating, and is essentially a painful, uncomfortable and slow death for the snake. There are obvious differences in behavior and health in a snake that is cared for properly versus one that isn't. Once you do your research and are confident that you have given your pet the best possible life it could have, it's very rewarding. Not only because your snake will thrive, but because you have done what not many people care enough about the animal in their care to do.

After that, it's... peaceful. As peaceful as watching the sunrise. They are quiet, don't take up much space, and don't require too much maintenance. In return, they are typically calm, slow-moving, and very calming to hold and let move through your hands. They are not much in the way of good display pets as they like to spend the vast majority of their time in their cage sleeping and hiding, but they make up for it by being great to handle, easy to care for, and very very beautiful.

When you truly understand them, you start to appreciate their individual personalities, and are likely to find the meanest Ball Pythons (because mean ones are rare), oh so adorable and funny.
User avatar #238 - Kyogre (11/04/2013) [-]
I love my python so much. His name is Jagger and the way he slithers in circles around my neck is too adorable. Inb4 moves like jagger
#72 - parman (11/03/2013) [-]
Wow...very cuteness.
#70 - miia ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
CYOOT!!!
#66 - lolerlaura (11/03/2013) [-]
Ball pythons arent the best snakes ever.... Definitely not fashionable either.
#39 - herrstig **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
That's my ball
#3 - hoboguyman (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**hoboguyman rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at A game idea ** obligatory.
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