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User avatar #21 - ThpiderMan (11/03/2013) [-]
Playing X today, someone named "HoneyBunches" challenged me, he had a team of 6 Magikarps all named "Oats". He used splash every turn. It felt like I was beating up a kid with downs.
#53 to #21 - yacchatta (11/03/2013) [-]
I bet this was your reaction.
#107 to #21 - anonymous (11/03/2013) [-]
"Time to fight the elite four!"
#105 to #21 - anonymous (11/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 to #21 - guywithafork ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Oats is a youtuber.
User avatar #48 to #30 - epriham (11/03/2013) [-]
pretty sure the joke here was honeybunches of oats, like the cereal...
User avatar #80 to #48 - redstag (11/03/2013) [-]
And that is some real commitment.
#86 - saywan (11/03/2013) [-]
Holy 						****					 what if   
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Holy **** what if
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#98 to #86 - mitchr (11/03/2013) [-]
Headcanon accepted.
Headcanon accepted.
#118 to #86 - albertjester (11/03/2013) [-]
by the nine.
by the nine.
#63 - Sperit (11/03/2013) [-]
If he had used an electric type Pokemon he would of never have gotten hurt in the first place
#70 to #63 - Stevethewizard (11/03/2013) [-]
If he were an eight foot tall monster of a man like Lt. Surge, he could punch your pokemon and it would die. Not faint, DIE.
#148 to #63 - wagastragas ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
being bigger just means you are easier to aim at
#20 - miscarriage (11/03/2013) [-]
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that's a huge cubone holy **** world pokemon record right there.
#29 to #20 - frieddavids ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
perspective...
perspective...
User avatar #23 to #20 - desuforeverlulz (11/03/2013) [-]
It's in the foreground, moron. Objects in distance are smaller than they appear.
#25 to #23 - miscarriage (11/03/2013) [-]
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Fuk you i was making a joke
#26 to #25 - desuforeverlulz (11/03/2013) [-]
Well gosh.
Well gosh.
User avatar #27 to #26 - miscarriage (11/03/2013) [-]
"moron"
#28 to #27 - desuforeverlulz (11/03/2013) [-]
That's a term of endearment in my country.
That's a term of endearment in my country.
#1 - dontquotemeonthis (11/02/2013) [-]
Why can't they be real?!
We can do it, we have the technology!
User avatar #2 to #1 - genericnickname (11/02/2013) [-]
We are the human race.

The world's countries would use them as tools of war, not as household pets.

That would actually probably be the only reason the human race would make them.
User avatar #78 to #2 - toosexyforyou (11/03/2013) [-]
Nah, a gun is much more effective than ******* bubble beam.
User avatar #97 to #78 - neokun (11/03/2013) [-]
***** try n get soap in your eyes that **** stings like **** .
#4 to #2 - endymiion (11/02/2013) [-]
this makes me sad.

and not only because it is the bitter truth...

an Im not even a big Pokemon fan.
#39 to #2 - anonymous (11/03/2013) [-]
I would **** mine.
User avatar #142 to #39 - quadrilateral (11/03/2013) [-]
we all know it's you, ************ . No need to go anon.
User avatar #179 to #142 - mudkipfucker (11/03/2013) [-]
thats the sort of thing i would say, but that wasn't me
#162 to #2 - ragingheterosexual (11/03/2013) [-]
I could see some smart Japanese guy making Pokemon as pets some day.
#113 to #2 - hiccupthehuman (11/03/2013) [-]
In this very comic they are used in war already... if not for war why should we create these? Their size would make them impractical anyway as pets...
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User avatar #17 to #2 - ompalomper (11/03/2013) [-]
let's just hope we get space flight, discover hostile aliens and decide that "you know what? we should totally bio-engineer pokemon, ship them to their planet and let them kill those xeno scums."

or who knows, maybe we can instead create pokemorph bio-suits. how ******* badass wouldn't that be? we are already really good at bio-engineering, lets make titans, pokemorphs, tentacle monsters and ************* DRAGONS!!!
User avatar #36 to #1 - kevinator (11/03/2013) [-]
because I don't feel like being eaten alive by some hoondour or houndoom that would just ******* jump me because i went for a walk in the grass
User avatar #72 to #1 - xdeathspawnx (11/03/2013) [-]
we have animals already you know. They're essential the same thing, except they can't breath fire.
#153 - lemongrabble (11/03/2013) [-]
**lemongrabble rolled a random image posted in comment #110 at Decisions **
Sherlock and pokemon crossover?

Why not
#156 to #153 - iamthestig (11/03/2013) [-]
It seriously is John Watson
#154 to #153 - superbla (11/03/2013) [-]
******* sweet roll man!
User avatar #155 to #154 - lemongrabble (11/03/2013) [-]
Indeed
#175 to #153 - bigsaltyballs ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
dat roll
#168 to #153 - ganjalf ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
dat roll
User avatar #95 to #85 - pongldr (11/03/2013) [-]
That picture always makes me genuinely sad for the guy.
#45 - Muppetz (11/03/2013) [-]
We were on route clearance in Afghanistan.    
A lot of us got paired with a bomb dog.    
After our deployment was up we were going home and all the handlers got really attatched to their dogs. We had just been though a rough deployment and lost a lot of our friends. The dogs were always a source of comfort for us. We got really attatched to them.   
And when we were done, we found out the dogs werent coming back with us. One of my Marines actually tried to beat the 						****					 out of one the Army handlers who was trying to take his dog. We held him back.   
I never saw so many grown ass man, combat veterans, cry like we did.
We were on route clearance in Afghanistan.
A lot of us got paired with a bomb dog.
After our deployment was up we were going home and all the handlers got really attatched to their dogs. We had just been though a rough deployment and lost a lot of our friends. The dogs were always a source of comfort for us. We got really attatched to them.
And when we were done, we found out the dogs werent coming back with us. One of my Marines actually tried to beat the **** out of one the Army handlers who was trying to take his dog. We held him back.
I never saw so many grown ass man, combat veterans, cry like we did.
User avatar #50 to #45 - doombunni (11/03/2013) [-]
There's a show on animal planet about combat dogs where they basically just give the soldiers cameras. There was one where a group was out on patrol, and a bomb went off. One of the soldier's dogs died in the blast, and it was given a full burial. While being interviewed, the dog's handler broke down and sobbed, it was one of the most heartbreaking things I've ever seen
User avatar #96 to #45 - divinecreator (11/03/2013) [-]
my friend is a marine he get deployed today
User avatar #90 to #45 - cocoman (11/03/2013) [-]
You'd almost forget that marines are humans too.
User avatar #129 to #90 - amsel (11/03/2013) [-]
When you get to my age, you almost inevitably know at least a few marines, which makes them feel more human than any post on FJ. We had a family friend die on bomb squad in Afghanistan; it really changes your perspective.
User avatar #136 to #129 - cocoman (11/03/2013) [-]
I don't know what I said wrong but thats what I meant, soldiers have feelings and are different than the stereotypical killing machines.
My english isn't that great, and that ***** me over when I try to form proper sentences. sorry for that.
#167 to #45 - germanstodamaxja (11/03/2013) [-]
Oh god damnit man, that sucks... I got two golden retrievers and I wouldn't be able to stand that WITHOUT the combat experience...
User avatar #150 to #45 - daentraya (11/03/2013) [-]
Oh **** , dont bring up dogs, that's just too dahm sad. Such blindly loyal and loving creatures shouldn't have to die for humanities follies
#6 - houseofbrick (11/02/2013) [-]
Looks like him and fits his storyline, too.
#7 to #6 - houseofbrick (11/02/2013) [-]
In fact... that looks like the same sweater
#12 to #7 - punishlife (11/03/2013) [-]
Martin Freeman is a Pokemon trainer!
User avatar #13 to #7 - lavitts (11/03/2013) [-]
Yes. That's the reference they're making.
User avatar #92 to #7 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Holy **** ...
#55 to #6 - anonymous (11/03/2013) [-]
It is him.
#134 to #6 - EKcEntRIC (11/03/2013) [-]
This needs to be a live action Pokemon movie, no kid **** , full on dramatics and life or death scenerios, tearjerker stuff, oscar nominations will be had

yea...that would be awesome
#125 to #6 - anonymous (11/03/2013) [-]
I don't know who he is, but I swear to ******* God if he's another goddamn Dr. Who character...
User avatar #133 to #125 - djvinylscratch (11/03/2013) [-]
That'd be Captain John H. Watson (Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers) of Sherlock.
#11 - verycoolcat (11/03/2013) [-]
Screw that, get a magicarp and call him mr. fish.
User avatar #54 - arkensas (11/03/2013) [-]
Why the **** doesn't Arcanine have a Mega Evo?
User avatar #57 to #54 - Crusader (11/03/2013) [-]
Because the true Legendary pokemon doesn't need one
User avatar #102 to #54 - mitchr (11/03/2013) [-]
And because, like so many other things, they're testing out that system in X/Y. Once they improve and refine it, it's possible they'll, like with walking pokemon in Amity Square->Heartgold/SoulSilver, they'll add support for every single pokemon.
Now, that's not likely, necessarily. But they will add a lot more pokemon to it.
User avatar #31 - kidddraco (11/03/2013) [-]
This is why I would get a ************* Growlithe if pokémon were real. I love dogs, and I am fond of fire. Also, if I was in a hurry after I got him evolved, then I could use extreme speed and ride the bitch.
User avatar #174 to #31 - newforomador (11/03/2013) [-]
If I could have a team, mine would be Umbreon, Ninetails, Arcanine, Tyranitar (because who doesn't want a godzilla that does whatever you tell it), Haunter, and either Absol or Gardevoir.
User avatar #187 to #174 - kidddraco (11/04/2013) [-]
Not a bad combination
User avatar #188 to #187 - newforomador (11/04/2013) [-]
The main thing that I'd want, is to be able to talk to them. If we're talking real life, Gardevoir might actually be able to do that, since it's a psychic type, might be able to communicate in a way similar to Mewtwo.
User avatar #189 to #188 - kidddraco (11/04/2013) [-]
You just put a new spin on all the gardevoir ****** I've ever seen.
#190 to #189 - newforomador (11/04/2013) [-]
I have one picture/story that goes along with that, and has quite the funny ending. It's a bit of a long read though.
User avatar #191 to #190 - kidddraco (11/04/2013) [-]
That did indeed make me chuckle.
User avatar #74 to #31 - shunkahawolf (11/03/2013) [-]
same. my team in all my pokemon games has been a fire team. charizard, blaziken, typhlosion, arcanine, ninetails, and lucario just cause lucario is awesome as well. tho sometimes i would switch one of them out for absol.
User avatar #58 to #31 - Crusader (11/03/2013) [-]
I don't know, i like dogs, but Litleo and Pyroar look badass
As do Houndoor and Houndoom
User avatar #59 to #58 - kidddraco (11/03/2013) [-]
Unfortunately I have yet to play pokémon x or y as I do not have a 3ds, and I have not looked up anything on them as I do not want to agonize over the fact that I can't play for a while yet. So I do not know those pokémon.
User avatar #60 to #59 - Crusader (11/03/2013) [-]
Litleo and Pyroar are essentially fire lions
User avatar #32 to #31 - zoowatcher (11/03/2013) [-]
I agree but i would take vulpix
User avatar #33 to #32 - kidddraco (11/03/2013) [-]
That would indeed be my second choice if I was allowed one, I just don't see that thin ninetails being able to carry my fatass. Dratini would be my third choice.
User avatar #34 to #33 - zoowatcher (11/03/2013) [-]
all good choices
User avatar #35 to #34 - kidddraco (11/03/2013) [-]
If I was allowed a full team, I'd also get a totadile, an evee, and a larvitar.
User avatar #37 to #35 - zoowatcher (11/03/2013) [-]
I would go with articuno, golduck, and ivysaur
User avatar #40 to #37 - kidddraco (11/03/2013) [-]
Realistically, we couldn't all have a legendary, and it might actually affect the world if any of the lore behind them was true in any way. So I just tend to ignore them whenever I fantasize about pokemon being real.
User avatar #43 to #40 - zoowatcher (11/03/2013) [-]
Truly that is my main goal for if pokemon was real. I would rather spend my time researching and searching for articuno early in my quest. But if the lore was true I would give up on looking. And in that case skarmory.
#38 - felex ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Feels, feels everywhere
Feels, feels everywhere
#56 - commit (11/03/2013) [-]
NOOOOOO!
#79 to #56 - yukieirian (11/03/2013) [-]
i was already crying you ******* ! you didnt need to make it worse ;^;
#108 to #56 - misterlad (11/03/2013) [-]
That was glorious
#67 - cheeseprettyplease (11/03/2013) [-]
I didn't know Jon had a pokemon
I didn't know Jon had a pokemon
#87 - guiltyparty ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
I guess not everyone can be as great as him
#44 - zincasa (11/03/2013) [-]
Everything is better in Pokemon World
#94 to #44 - lordraine ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
That Emolga looks like he's about to jump in.
#66 - whovianofawesome (11/03/2013) [-]
that's beautiful. Yay John!
that's beautiful. Yay John!
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