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    #2 - elmoose**User deleted account**
    Reply+31
    (10/26/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#4 to #2 - pappathethird
    Reply+142
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Then he shouldn't be on funnyjunk
    User avatar#33 to #2 - walkerjam
    Reply+2
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Then he should be banned.
    #30 to #2 - creosote
    Reply+2
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    What a bonehead. I tried
    User avatar#22 to #2 - ianmcgunny
    Reply+2
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Then he should be in ****.
    #1 - trisketthebiskit
    Reply+37
    (10/26/2013)[-]
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    #8 - mondprinzessin
    Reply+4
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    dead baby jokes are my favorite...
    dead baby jokes are my favorite...
    #28 to #8 - greenstrongworld
    Reply+20
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
    #40 to #28 - arcticassassin
    Reply+1
    (10/27/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#31 to #8 - lejontronman
    Reply+2
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends how hard you throw them.
    #44 to #8 - maxsexington
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    ``whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown suit
    User avatar#14 - payseht#190 on commentsRank#190
    Reply+10
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    I made this joke at work. People stopped talking to me...

    How can you tell your sister's on her period?
    your dad's cock tastes like blood
    #48 to #14 - maxsexington
    Reply+1
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    How do you know Jesus was great with women? because he was well hung
    User avatar#17 to #14 - playercz
    Reply+1
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    old ,

    but gold
    #51 to #14 - maxsexington
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Sorry for the unloading of jokes but a person with colourful humor is hard to find plenty more where that came from
    #50 to #14 - maxsexington
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    outside this white guys house This Black guy in nike shoes is seen running down the street with a tv in his hands.The guys friend asks his friend...Hay isnt that yours?..the white guy replies "Nope mine wears addidas "
    #47 to #14 - maxsexington
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Whats red and crawls up a womans leg? a homesick abortion
    #45 to #14 - maxsexington
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    what do you do to a blind deaf and dump girl after you raped her You break her fingers so she cant tell he mother
    #46 to #45 - maxsexington
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Dumb*
    User avatar#41 to #14 - ogaitnas
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    That's a pretty horrific combination of words there..
    #23 to #14 - ianmcgunny
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
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    #27 to #14 - feelythefeel
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    (10/27/2013)[-]
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    #11 - hoponthefeelstrain
    Reply+10
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    I have 2 fresh water angel fish, I thought they were fighting at first so I named one Heman and the other Skeletor, turns out they were just mating and the next day I saw they laid eggs on one of the aquarium decorations, now I have about 23 baby angelfish.
    #16 to #11 - anon id: 2f1894be
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    i read a fanfiction like that once
    #13 - basichaharemix
    Reply+8
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Skeletor can be a pretty nice guy sometimes
    Skeletor can be a pretty nice guy sometimes
    User avatar#20 to #13 - duvallwhitey
    Reply+1
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Skeletor was okay I guess
    #21 to #20 - basichaharemix
    Reply+2
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Just okay? Well **** you too bitch ass *****
    Just okay? Well **** you too bitch ass *****
    #26 - benevolentpsycho
    Reply+6
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Telling offensive jokes to people who get butthurt or whiteknights and they tell me to apologize
    Telling offensive jokes to people who get butthurt or whiteknights and they tell me to apologize
    #15 - include
    Reply+6
    (10/27/2013)[-]
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    #60 to #15 - kratosalza
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Do you know where i can find the original comic?
    #6 - Fryskelijer
    Reply+3
    (10/27/2013)[-]
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    #25 - bobindun
    Reply+2
    (10/27/2013)[-]
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    #18 - maaarknuuuut
    Reply+2
    (10/27/2013)[-]
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    #24 to #18 - drperzik
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    #36 to #24 - anon id: 104e93a5
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Why is the black kid rubbing it onto his stomach?
    User avatar#37 to #36 - playerdous
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    What about the green cumshot?
    #43 - nyxeos
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Literally every single one of my friends has called me a bitch on multiple occasions.    
   
<MFW I can't help it that I'm sarcastic when I'm honest
    Literally every single one of my friends has called me a bitch on multiple occasions.

    <MFW I can't help it that I'm sarcastic when I'm honest
    User avatar#54 to #43 - nyxeos
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    I feel like I should clarify, because of the downvotes, that when my friends call me a bitch, it's because I've made a sarcastic remark that they too laugh at. Not because I'm a genuinely cruel person.
    User avatar#55 to #54 - yiffcario
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    You bitch.
    #56 to #55 - nyxeos
    Reply+1
    (10/27/2013)[-]
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    #57 to #56 - yiffcario
    Reply+1
    (10/27/2013)[-]
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    #58 to #57 - nyxeos
    Reply+1
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Amazing pick up line, I know.
    Amazing pick up line, I know.
    #59 to #58 - yiffcario
    Reply+1
    (10/27/2013)[-]
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    #61 to #59 - nyxeos
    Reply+1
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    I'll be your Valentine.
    I'll be your Valentine.
    #35 - killerblue
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#49 to #35 - QuakinDuck
    Reply+1
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Thats not very nice
    #12 - ninjabadger
    Reply+1
    (10/27/2013)[-]
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    #7 - DeathclawRulez
    Reply+1
    (10/27/2013)[-]
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    #52 - JENNAY
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
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    #32 - anon id: b9d2383c
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    Meep
    Meep
    User avatar#29 - furryflava
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    MNEEEAAAHHH!!!
    User avatar#19 - pokimone
    Reply0
    (10/27/2013)[-]
    That puppy says otherwise.
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