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#2 - elmoose **User deleted account**
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(10/26/2013) [-]
#22 to #2 - ianmcgunny
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Then he should be in ****.
#30 to #2 - creosote
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(10/27/2013) [-]
What a bonehead. I tried
#33 to #2 - walkerjam
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Then he should be banned.
#4 to #2 - pappathethird
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Then he shouldn't be on funnyjunk
#1 - trisketthebiskit ONLINE
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(10/26/2013) [-]
#8 - mondprinzessin
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(10/27/2013) [-]
dead baby jokes are my favorite...
#44 to #8 - maxsexington
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(10/27/2013) [-]
``whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown suit
#31 to #8 - lejontronman
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(10/27/2013) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.
#28 to #8 - greenstrongworld
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(10/27/2013) [-]
What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
#40 to #28 - arcticassassin
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(10/27/2013) [-]
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#14 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I made this joke at work. People stopped talking to me...

How can you tell your sister's on her period?
your dad's cock tastes like blood
#27 to #14 - feelythefeel
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(10/27/2013) [-]
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#23 to #14 - ianmcgunny
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(10/27/2013) [-]
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#41 to #14 - ogaitnas
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(10/27/2013) [-]
That's a pretty horrific combination of words there..
#45 to #14 - maxsexington
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(10/27/2013) [-]
what do you do to a blind deaf and dump girl after you raped her You break her fingers so she cant tell he mother
#46 to #45 - maxsexington
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Dumb*
#47 to #14 - maxsexington
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Whats red and crawls up a womans leg? a homesick abortion
#50 to #14 - maxsexington
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(10/27/2013) [-]
outside this white guys house This Black guy in nike shoes is seen running down the street with a tv in his hands.The guys friend asks his friend...Hay isnt that yours?..the white guy replies "Nope mine wears addidas "
#51 to #14 - maxsexington
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Sorry for the unloading of jokes but a person with colourful humor is hard to find plenty more where that came from
#17 to #14 - playercz
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(10/27/2013) [-]
old ,

but gold
#48 to #14 - maxsexington
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(10/27/2013) [-]
How do you know Jesus was great with women? because he was well hung
#11 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I have 2 fresh water angel fish, I thought they were fighting at first so I named one Heman and the other Skeletor, turns out they were just mating and the next day I saw they laid eggs on one of the aquarium decorations, now I have about 23 baby angelfish.
#16 to #11 - anon
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(10/27/2013) [-]
i read a fanfiction like that once
#13 - basichaharemix
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Skeletor can be a pretty nice guy sometimes
#20 to #13 - duvallwhitey
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Skeletor was okay I guess
#21 to #20 - basichaharemix
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Just okay? Well **** you too bitch ass *****
Just okay? Well **** you too bitch ass *****
#26 - benevolentpsycho
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Telling offensive jokes to people who get butthurt or whiteknights and they tell me to apologize
#15 - include
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(10/27/2013) [-]
#60 to #15 - kratosalza
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Do you know where i can find the original comic?
#6 - Fryskelijer
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(10/27/2013) [-]
#25 - bobindun
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(10/27/2013) [-]
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#18 - maaarknuuuut
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(10/27/2013) [-]
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#24 to #18 - drperzik
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#36 to #24 - anon
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Why is the black kid rubbing it onto his stomach?
#37 to #36 - playerdous
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(10/27/2013) [-]
What about the green cumshot?
#43 - nyxeos
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Literally every single one of my friends has called me a bitch on multiple occasions.    
   
<MFW I can't help it that I'm sarcastic when I'm honest
Literally every single one of my friends has called me a bitch on multiple occasions.

<MFW I can't help it that I'm sarcastic when I'm honest
#54 to #43 - nyxeos
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I feel like I should clarify, because of the downvotes, that when my friends call me a bitch, it's because I've made a sarcastic remark that they too laugh at. Not because I'm a genuinely cruel person.
#55 to #54 - yiffcario
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(10/27/2013) [-]
You bitch.
#56 to #55 - nyxeos
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#57 to #56 - yiffcario
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#58 to #57 - nyxeos
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Amazing pick up line, I know.
Amazing pick up line, I know.
#59 to #58 - yiffcario
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#61 to #59 - nyxeos
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I'll be your Valentine.
#35 - killerblue
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#49 to #35 - QuakinDuck
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Thats not very nice
#12 - ninjabadger
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(10/27/2013) [-]
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#7 - DeathclawRulez
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(10/27/2013) [-]
#52 - JENNAY
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(10/27/2013) [-]
#32 - anon
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Meep
#29 - furryflava
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(10/27/2013) [-]
MNEEEAAAHHH!!!
#19 - pokimone
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(10/27/2013) [-]
That puppy says otherwise.