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#103 - rambearclaw (10/25/2013) [-]
I call the big one Bitey.
I call the big one Bitey.
#122 to #103 - cjwers (10/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't going to comment, but my cursor did    
I shall give you this to go with that
I wasn't going to comment, but my cursor did
I shall give you this to go with that
#127 to #122 - rambearclaw (10/25/2013) [-]
Can never have enough Simpsons gifs
Can never have enough Simpsons gifs
#192 to #127 - cjwers (10/25/2013) [-]
Simpsons have done it all
Simpsons have done it all
User avatar #102 - ananamouse ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
******* possum encounter of the close kind...walked out my friends door and down the steps into the carport *****HIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS****** look up terrified and see this huge ******* possum with it's eyes glowing in the porch light...run back up the stairs and inside..."theirs some crazy huge scary wild animal under your carport...and I need to go home...halp!" I don't remember how I narrowly avoided losing my life to this ****** , but I did get home...and my friends parents called me a city kid or something like that...
#101 - anonymous (10/25/2013) [-]
How can have a australian friend if american?
#100 - iamnuff ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
Australian possums arn't less scary, they are just less scary in comparison to everything else in Australia.
User avatar #97 - nucularwar (10/25/2013) [-]
American possums are called Opossums but I've never heard anyone actually say that
User avatar #92 - jickya (10/25/2013) [-]
"epic4chan" really? thats the name you chose? are you really that epic? ******* cancer
User avatar #90 - thunderchanter (10/25/2013) [-]
"There was a mix up"
User avatar #89 - saltyfries (10/25/2013) [-]
I've seen a possum close up once (American), they're actually quite docile and cute if you leave them alone. He snuck into our garage and started drinking out of our (what we thought were our) empty soda can bin right by our door!
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User avatar #83 - swagasauruss ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
You know what else if ******* lethal? Myyy Mommm! Armadillos... *****************
#87 to #83 - Dwarf (10/25/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at Freudian typo ** Armadillos aren't that bad, though. They're practically blind, so they don't **** with people.
User avatar #95 to #87 - sabcy (10/25/2013) [-]
sparkyoneonetwo, you're awesome, you know that.
#99 to #95 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/25/2013) [-]
I'm prettty sure I'm not awesome
#217 to #99 - sabcy (10/26/2013) [-]
You totally are, you comment and doesn't afraid of anything
You totally are, you comment and doesn't afraid of anything
User avatar #218 to #217 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/26/2013) [-]
I don't believe you.
User avatar #220 to #219 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/26/2013) [-]
nope becaues all my comments afraid of water.
#221 to #220 - sabcy (10/26/2013) [-]
then use fire.
User avatar #222 to #221 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/26/2013) [-]
not a huge fan of fire... fire burns quick.
#223 to #222 - sabcy (10/26/2013) [-]
Then use the power of dinosaurs.
User avatar #224 to #223 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/26/2013) [-]
I already know 4 moves though I can't learn anymore.
User avatar #225 to #224 - sabcy (10/26/2013) [-]
what are they?
User avatar #226 to #225 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/26/2013) [-]
1. Question sexuality (85% effective makes straight guy think they are gay after talking to me)
2.attention whore
3. rape.
4.Transgender( 50% effective (but funny as hell when it works) I make people believe I'm a bisexual woman than only acts gay)
User avatar #229 to #226 - sabcy (10/26/2013) [-]
Mine are
1. Intellectual discussion(30% effective, normally ends with being called a faggot)
2. Apathy (protects against emotional blows)
3. question Beliefs (usually change someones mind about something)
4. Play along (act like you love, what they love [great for making friends])
User avatar #230 to #229 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/26/2013) [-]
"end with being called a faggot" that's pretty much my life...
User avatar #227 to #226 - sabcy (10/26/2013) [-]
number 2 is worthless, we switch that with Classing up places.
User avatar #228 to #227 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/26/2013) [-]
Number 2 is my main and most powerful attack.
#93 to #87 - swagasauruss ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
**swagasauruss rolled a random image posted in comment #792766 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** I dont like them....and I dont like your roll...
User avatar #80 - leonhardt (10/25/2013) [-]
Wait, wait.
Is it "Possum" or "Opossum"?
User avatar #118 to #80 - commontroll (10/25/2013) [-]
Opossum technically. But I think it's retarded to have a letter removed to show that it's dead. And "possum" is quicker to say, so I prefer to say possum.
#88 to #80 - Dwarf (10/25/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at I accept nothing!! ** Opossum.
User avatar #84 to #80 - swagasauruss ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
either or depending on location and preference
#76 - Uranium (10/25/2013) [-]
I dunno bears are pretty terrifying. But then again if they were Australia they'd be poisonous
User avatar #72 - ButtonFly ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
I love possums.
I once found a baby possum trapped in my garbage can outside. I never actually saw one in real life before. I lowered the bin in hopes that the mother would come retrieve him but after a while I figured she wasn't coming back. I took him in, did a bit of research on how to care for such an animal, raised him then let him go.
He was adorable. I named him Frank.
#70 - nylak (10/25/2013) [-]
I ******* love opossums.

I worked at a wildlife rehabilitation center for a few years, and we had quite a few come through; they aren't really that aggressive, they just look goofy. They're certainly not much worse than any other form of suburban wildlife we'd get in, and they were certainly less likely to maul you when you had to treat them than stuff like foxes and bobcats, so I had no complaints.

We even had one that was came into our facility as an infant that we bottle-fed and decided to keep when he turned out to be too friendly to reintroduce to the wild (since he kept approaching people looking for attention and munchies); we named him Brutus, and he was free to roam about the facility at whim, and he acted like a ******* cat. He'd lumber up to you and rub against you until you cuddled him and fed him slices of banana. He was goddamned adorable.
User avatar #115 to #70 - commontroll (10/25/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know why everybody thinks they're horrible creatures. And the babies really are adorable.
#73 to #70 - josieabby (10/25/2013) [-]
When I was young, my family found a baby opossum, bottle fed it and nursed it back to health.  We named him Brummie and he became our family pet.  He was gentle and so adorable.  And yes, very much like a cat.
When I was young, my family found a baby opossum, bottle fed it and nursed it back to health. We named him Brummie and he became our family pet. He was gentle and so adorable. And yes, very much like a cat.
#71 to #70 - refaim (10/25/2013) [-]
I had to beat a possum to death with a baseball bat because it ripped my dog's throat out...... **** possums.
User avatar #78 to #71 - nylak (10/25/2013) [-]
Well, what did your dog do to it? If a dog approaches an opossum that isn't near a climbable escape route, it has two options: defend itself with teeth, or flop over "dead" and hope it doesn't get mauled. Most domesticated dogs will continue to harass or even attack a "dead" opossum, so most mature opossums know that's not an option anymore.

I have tons of opossums in my area, and none of my animals have ever even had a scuffle with them. One night I went out to call the dogs in, and found an opossum drinking out of a water bowl next to my pit bull, both fairly nonplussed by the interaction. Honestly, the only dog that should fall prey to an opossum is a very small, very stupid/game terrier that won't back the **** off.
#82 to #78 - refaim (10/25/2013) [-]
Well i apologize for not being clear, by dog i meant a 4 month old puppy who could't have caused any damage if he had wanted
User avatar #86 to #82 - nylak (10/25/2013) [-]
Then that sort of falls into the realm of your fault, rather than the dog's fault or the opossum's fault. If you have a small, juvenile animal that hasn't had any interaction with wildlife (and therefore doesn't know not to harass things larger than it with teeth that will either consider it a threat to their young or prey), you generally wouldn't want to leave it unsupervised outside at night.
#110 to #86 - jizzletizzle (10/25/2013) [-]
I like the way you write.
#68 - josieabby (10/25/2013) [-]
and the Oscar goes ..
and the Oscar goes ..
#66 - gayboard (10/25/2013) [-]
Actually the opossums in America aren't that aggressive from my experience. The only time I've ever seen one be mean is when she was defending her children.

My parents leave cat food out for stray animals and the opossums and raccoons that come to eat are the last things you'd have to worry about. I've never heard the raccoons or opossums fight, only stray cats.

But I guess snarky ignorant people on the internet are going to be snarky people on the internet.
#96 to #66 - anonymous (10/25/2013) [-]
I ******* love raccoons. I want one as a pet. I don't care if it destroys my apartment. They do need a lot of taking care of, so that they don't act too aggressively towards you; especially when they're young. I'm genuinely planning on getting a pet raccoon eventually. I mean look at that ******* thing.
#91 to #66 - Dwarf (10/25/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #4152159 at Friendly ** They hiss a lot, but I've never actually seen one get aggressive.
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #4152159 at Friendly ** They hiss a lot, but I've never actually seen one get aggressive.
User avatar #69 to #66 - bcsaint (10/25/2013) [-]
ummm yeah, i lived in the country my entire life. a possum can kill a dog if it wants to, and they are damn near indestructible, i have shot one in the head 3 times (granted with a .22) and the thing still didn't die ( we ended up having to break its' neck with a shovel) we had a possum rip our dogs stomach open. so... yes, they are very aggressive
User avatar #77 to #69 - gayboard (10/25/2013) [-]
just as any other animal can be?
#74 to #69 - refaim (10/25/2013) [-]
Yessir. Lifelong Georgian here confirming this. I had to bring a baseball bat down on a possum's head with all my strength to kill the one that ripped my dog's throat out.
User avatar #67 to #66 - tenthdivine (10/25/2013) [-]
They're ******* adorable, they come on my front porch and mess around in the trash some nights so I go out and scare them off so they don't make a mess, but one night I scared the poor thing so bad when I came outside it fell in the trash can and I had to scoop it out with a rake. It just laid there breathing heavily, eyes wide open while I gently set it down on the ground a few feet from the can. I've never even been concerned about one attacking me because unless they're rabid, they're so evasive and docile they'd never dream of attacking something the size of a human, unless like you said they were messing with the babies but I mean really who the hell wouldn't?
#65 - tenthdivine (10/25/2013) [-]
I actually think american possums are cute...   
   
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I actually think american possums are cute...

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User avatar #61 - kanpai (10/25/2013) [-]
i wouldn't be suprissed if it turns out the cute one is actually more dangarous
#59 - anonymous (10/25/2013) [-]
One time at my dorm in Texas a possum had crawled into an outdoor stairwell and hissed at some black girl that was walking by. She screamed some high-pitched ghetto gibberish and sprinted all the way to the dorm office. I nearly had a coronary from laughing so hard.
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