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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#170 - thesinful
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Hyperion?
User avatar #162 - steammadewalrus
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Bryan cranston was a power ranger villian?
#160 - anon id: f2de728b
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There's been a lot of robbing, a lot of stealing and a lot of punching my wife IN THE FACE! DON'T DO THAT, I'M SO STRESSED!!!
User avatar #154 - monswine
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The Olsen Twins are not identical twins despite their amazing resemblance.
#137 - anon id: 80beb892
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For the one about the anonymous college donor is actually Derek Jeter. Jeter was from Kalamazoo and being one of the richest baseball players of all time, he donates often to lots of diffrent causes. He is a great guy.
#131 - anon id: 53fdac20
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This is incredibly weird that theres a picture of a highschool in my town on the front page. Im a highschool senior, and the fact the every highschooler in the county gets free college is pretty much true, however, there are a few guidelines. First of all, you must go to one of the more "inner city" kalamazoo county high schools, (with a college ready class thats pretty small) and you must go there starting from like fourth grade in order to get the money. Secondly, it is not just one mysterious donor, but a large group that creates the fund. Its pretty obvious who made it though, because Upjohn, which turned to Pfizer which turned into Stryker is a Multi Billion Dollar corporation with headquarters in kalamazoo, as well as one of the first taxi cab tycoons lived here. (A stryker heir graduated the year before me). For more info on this, google the "Kalamazoo Promise", its pretty weird.
#92 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #4146176 at Friendly ** Prince's face when he's as ugly as ****.
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #4146176 at Friendly ** Prince's face when he's as ugly as ****.
#68 - retfarcenim
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Yeah not so secret now, is it?
#123 to #68 - salsawin
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Can you read? Your source says "approximate, exact location not shown"
#126 to #123 - retfarcenim
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Yes. But if i keep something a secret i'm not going to give you an approximate answer, would i? I wouldn't give you an answer at all.
#128 to #126 - salsawin
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The approximate area that it gives is a transect of forest with almost no roads that all of "124W". You realize how big a chunk of forest that is?
#67 - datswag
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One of my best friend lives in Kalamazoo, that one isn't true, I can't speak for the credibility of the other ones, though
#72 to #67 - riccostar
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Yeah, there apparently is a donor but the donations affect only a small group of children and college destinations
#83 to #72 - porksammich
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It depends on how many years you have been in the Kalamazoo school system, apparently
#42 - eomond
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Alexander, what did he know, he was just a kid.
#31 - anon id: 26db8c08
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Kalamazoo is less than an hour away from where I live. I never heard that before but if it's true, I can't even. I live in a town who's nickname is "Prison City" btw. Yeah.


...We're not as bad as Detroit, though. Come visit! We have fake waterfalls.
#90 to #31 - anon id: 275c5e5e
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I lived in Kalamazoo for about 6 months, went to high school there and then went to college. No one paid **** for me, so I'm not sure about that.
User avatar #127 to #90 - oaky
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You have to live there and go to their public schools your entire life. It's true, I live close by and I know someone who is at school for freeeeeee
User avatar #103 to #31 - lotengo
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Fake waterfalls?
User avatar #30 - aasherknight
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The twin part is for both male and female twins, not just female twins.

source: my dad and uncle are twins and me and my cousin are often confused for siblings.
User avatar #65 to #30 - justmedude
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I think you may need to reread that part, because it seems you missed something. ;)
User avatar #70 to #65 - aasherknight
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No it doesn't have to be twins with twins was what I was saying. I did partially misread it though haha.
User avatar #73 to #70 - justmedude
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Oh right, I see what you're saying now.
And ye, if they aren't twins you may still look like each other, but the fact above meant that it would be impossible to tell which child belongs to which twin couple purely based on their DNA.
If the couples weren't identical twins, DNA could probably point out which child belongs to which couple.
User avatar #75 to #73 - aasherknight
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Yeah genetically my cousin and I are half brother/sister because our dads are identical twins.
#28 - anon id: a4f73a3f
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All i got from that last one was that i want to screw the twins
#17 - anon id: 7a19410f
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ok robert just pollute the ocean with your **** you ******* asshole
#13 - anon id: 8b234bed
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I lived in Kalamazoo for a number of years and perhaps I should add a few corrections for you.
It is a group of anonymous donors. It's called the Kalamazoo Promise
You have to have been in the Kalamazoo school system for your entire highschool life (there are better schools in Portage and arguably in PawPaw and Mattawan)
It's only the first part of your College time (4 years or only so many credits).
You MUST be enrolled full time unless you attend KVCC.

I think myself and others would have been happier if half or a quarter of that money was put into actually making the KPS actually good.
I know nobody ever has managed to do something like that, but who knows, try again!

User avatar #9 - Loppytaffy
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What if the twin women had babies with twin men, but didn't get married?
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall
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The first one always confused me. I just never figured it would be that tough to find the worlds tallest tree. I mean, just go to the biggest tree near you, look around till you see a bigger one, go to it, rinse and repeat. You'd get there eventually.