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#223 - thechosentroll (10/24/2013) [-]
These things are 						********					. Firstly, because according to this, I'm an alpha. Secondly, because the human mind and personality have endless nuances and types, meaning that a chart like this only captures the average person in a particular group, which is a very small part of it, so in reality, a chart like this applies to maybe 10% of people. A proper chart would have to include a metric 						*******					 of factors instead of just a physiological and social, which are both broad and unclear as 						****					.
These things are ******** . Firstly, because according to this, I'm an alpha. Secondly, because the human mind and personality have endless nuances and types, meaning that a chart like this only captures the average person in a particular group, which is a very small part of it, so in reality, a chart like this applies to maybe 10% of people. A proper chart would have to include a metric ******* of factors instead of just a physiological and social, which are both broad and unclear as **** .
User avatar #196 - tittylovin (10/24/2013) [-]
FYI this is complete ******** made up by the internet, don't buy a word of it.
#180 - skeleanimal (10/24/2013) [-]
omega represent!
omega represent!
#177 - chrisstineline (10/24/2013) [-]
Big old Gamma.
Big old Gamma.
User avatar #139 - bitterbin (10/24/2013) [-]
now try to imagine 4chan stories starting with >omega as ****
#124 - anniethreeone ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Breaking it down further
User avatar #80 - The Captain (10/24/2013) [-]
Well today I learnt my place...

Gamma....

.... **** .
User avatar #101 to #80 - zarcos (10/24/2013) [-]
so edgy
#241 - doddythechef ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
meh im just a delta and go with the flow   
see you fellow men in the next war as a private
meh im just a delta and go with the flow
see you fellow men in the next war as a private
User avatar #239 - thelocksmith (10/24/2013) [-]
as much as i disagree with categorizing people, i would say i am alpha, the thing is ill get a lot of red thumbs for this regardless of my reasoning but who gives a **** . since school i have been a social butterfly and made lots of new friends, traveled the world (apart from america) and made even more. always been top in sports, including snowboarding and rock climbing. and now i'm a marketing manager while still achieving all this outside of work. i guess i would also be gamma due to the fact i dont follow particular trends....i have friends that fit all these categories though.
User avatar #238 - grandmabetty (10/24/2013) [-]
"Deltas typically serve as factory workers or in service industries"

That's rather false. For some facotry positions you need experience or a qualification to know how things work in your position. A factory might employ an engineer to craft something, such as a car. Engineers may also be needed in factories for maintenance and repairs of equipment.

And the same in service. Some services are in need of higher experience than others, like I.T. services. You need to know what you're doing to be an I.T. specialist to build, maintain, fix etc. computers and do things like programming for a client. That's a service, but you need the experience.

So really, for some, these services are successes. They're the highest they want to go in life, and so those positions are achievements for some. Some people don't want managerial roles but would rather get stuck in on the front line rather than just telling people what to do.
#233 - eddymolly (10/24/2013) [-]
Had this for a while, I think someone posted it somewhere in comments.
User avatar #237 to #233 - azumeow (10/24/2013) [-]
Nice, -375. Feelsgoodman.
User avatar #230 - jacklane (10/24/2013) [-]
Gamma bordering on transcendent.
#199 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Omega?
User avatar #187 - dreadedsin (10/24/2013) [-]
I'm the ************* Meta
User avatar #172 - OrangeYellowMan (10/24/2013) [-]
You know, i've always known that i'm Beta for the majority of my life and the things that I do, but now after reading this, I guess i fit more into the Gamma category.
User avatar #168 - gonzobeans (10/24/2013) [-]
all y'all flipping out at this need to pop some soma and simmer down
#159 - nagafever (10/24/2013) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Shame ** i'm a bad mix of all of those
User avatar #158 - mrperyite **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
I am a delta and totally okay with that
#126 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2013) [-]
Mr. Nobody here, listen, life isn't as simple as these charts make it out to be. We are what we make ourselves to be. You and only you, can choose what path your life will take. Live your life, and love yourself.
User avatar #132 to #126 - priestoftheoldones (10/24/2013) [-]
*pats anon on the head* Nice job, here's a thumb for your good work.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
It's been pissing me off for a while.

Omega is pronounced Oh-Mig-ah. Not Oh-May-gar.
#79 to #37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2013) [-]
Being Greek i can assure you that Omega sounds more like: oh-may-gah.
User avatar #81 to #79 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
Oh. 'pologies, then. Science told me to rhyme omega with ****** .

I didn't know that faggot had fans in Greece. I have to ask, how's the ******* weather over there?
#41 to #37 - namffuh (10/24/2013) [-]
Wait, what? Who the hell pronounces it Oh-May-Gar in the first place? Am I just missing something?
User avatar #42 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
The second one is what most people thought it was pronounced as, apparently.

Funny thing, the correct spelling kind of sounds like "Oh, ****** ."
#44 to #42 - namffuh (10/24/2013) [-]
I've never heard it pronounced like that. I pronounce it "Oh-meh-gah" It just rolls off the tongue better for me than it does with a high E.
#45 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
We might be pronouncing it the same way anyway.

Here, have an image.
#46 to #45 - namffuh (10/24/2013) [-]
And you know the difference between a mag and a clip enough to have a picture of it. You, sir, are a fine gentleman.
#47 to #46 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
It was my pleasure.
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