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#163 - zimmerknaben
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you would never forget.
#167 to #166 - zimmerknaben
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(10/22/2013) [-]
I NEED THUMBS *****
#168 to #167 - halloweenwillcome
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Here, Have a thumb.
#169 to #168 - zimmerknaben
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Preferably the green ones.
#170 to #169 - halloweenwillcome
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(10/22/2013) [-]
**halloweenwillcome rolled a random image posted in comment #6319401 at Justin Bieber Fan Board **Delievered
#152 - cookiel
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Hey Holocaust jokes aren't funny, my grandpa died in the Holocaust. He fell off the guard tower
#156 to #152 - docvolto
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(10/22/2013) [-]
That joke is really over used man.
#175 to #156 - cookiel
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(10/23/2013) [-]
Isn't everything on the internet?
#165 to #152 - carlonord
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Really? Mine too, he was killed by a guy who fell on him!
#151 - hypocritical
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(10/22/2013) [-]
what's the hardest part about a burning orphanage?

my penis
#116 - paarskwadraat
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(10/22/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?   
   
 I've never had sex in a Ferrari
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I've never had sex in a Ferrari
#135 to #116 - shadownigga
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(10/22/2013) [-]
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
#85 - themodyourgod
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(10/22/2013) [-]
A few of my favorites

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus
What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?
My dick
#103 to #85 - ingabenwetrust
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Why do you put babies in blenders feet first?
So they can finish sucking you off
#64 - bobthedilder
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(10/22/2013) [-]
How do you know your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick taste like blood.
#88 to #64 - iowndemostest
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Reminds me of one I heard a long time ago, not necessarily dark humor though.
How do you know you're at a gay barbecue?
All the hot dogs taste like ****.
#92 to #64 - yosephiab
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(10/22/2013) [-]
How do you make a baby cry twice?
You clean your dick in his/her favorite teddy bear
#60 - johngun
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(10/22/2013) [-]
an then i nearly died of laughter
an then i nearly died of laughter
#6 - hugsta
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Better to have laughed and lost than never laughed at all.
#139 - RomanR
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Why did Jimmy drop the ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms
#144 to #139 - dragonicangel
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Mary
#89 - Pikachuuu
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(10/22/2013) [-]
what is easier to unload? a box full of babies or bowling balls?
#91 to #89 - Pikachuuu
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(10/22/2013) [-]
babies.. because you can use a pitchfork
#87 - marlton
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Higher K/D than Hitler
#82 - secretmouse
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(10/22/2013) [-]
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#50 - spookyfox
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(10/22/2013) [-]
no explanation needed
#141 - celticviking
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(10/22/2013) [-]
whats the best part about sex with a dead baby?




anal and deep throat at the same time .
#129 - swikkid
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(10/22/2013) [-]
I heard its holo-COSTLY to stay there heehaahahee
#113 - PopcornViking
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(10/22/2013) [-]
what does the old pope have in common with mcdonalds?

they both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
#100 - lhsleepz
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Well Austwitz must have been great, no-one ever left after staying there a few nights

Am i a terrible person

#48 - FluffyMuffin
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(10/22/2013) [-]
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#40 - SILENCEnight
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(10/22/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at how crazy special is that? ** well, ffuk
#34 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account**
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(10/22/2013) [-]
son of a bitch