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User avatar #50 - ltpraptor ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
Oh **** I got one.

Supposed to go
>Is Mr. Walls there?
>No
>Is Mrs. Walls there?
>No
>Then what's holding up your house?

>call house
>Is Mr. Walls there?
>This is he.
>hang up.
User avatar #45 - torontoguy (10/19/2013) [-]
Confession:

I call local posts on the classifieds website to ask about whatever they are selling, and keep asking about it etc, until after about 3-4 minutes where I just say NO THANKS in a loud -firm -obnoxious tone than I pause for about 6-7 seconds, listen to their reaction, chuckle and hang up, I do this about every day 3-4x, MFW I'm the serial crank caller of my local classifieds.
User avatar #42 - uzzwick (10/19/2013) [-]
>call random number
>''hello is steve there?''
>''yes, speaking''
>''uh... luigi?''
User avatar #26 - ReviloNosnibor (10/19/2013) [-]
We used to do this in high school, however we always asked for Neil. So it was dubbed:

Neil or no Neil.
#31 - boehsling (10/19/2013) [-]
what if?
#29 - MAHEREX (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Hello?
>Hi, this is Stan.
>STAN WHO?
>Uhhhhh, Stan.... Stanmanson?
>Stan Stanmanson huh? Well congratulations, that's the stupidest fake name ever.
#41 to #29 - anitahardone (10/19/2013) [-]
The people who voted this down deserve to be shot in the face then danced upon by a bear in a tutu.
#27 - jesusonawhale (10/19/2013) [-]
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