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#80 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
meh, being an asian is better. were smarter and are stealing the world power. you guys had a cute run though.
User avatar #86 to #80 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/18/2013) [-]
were smarter
were smarter
were smarter
were smarter
were smarter
were
#97 to #86 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
sorry, english is my 4th language, and I dont particularly care for all the stupid idiosyncrasies that come with this awful language. How many languages do you speak?
#104 to #97 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
Lel. Best get used to it, ******** . English is quickly becoming the language of Business, World Politics, Science and is projected to be the future unified human dialect.
#120 to #97 - iridium ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
You can spell idiosyncrasies right but you can't be bothered to put a necessary apostrophe in a contraction? Don't like it, then just say "we are" and stop being a stupid bitch.
#107 to #97 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
if you are an idiot that speaks four languages it only means that more people can tell you're an idiot.
based off a joke by john caparulo
User avatar #111 to #97 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/18/2013) [-]
Hey man, I don't take offense if I'm corrected on the German I'm still learning. It's a joke, don't get so sensitive over it, pussy.
User avatar #103 to #97 - thatoneiranianguy (10/18/2013) [-]
You might want to stop...you're making a mockery of your azn m4$t3r r4c3.
#146 to #86 - lolzordz (10/20/2013) [-]
were is short for we are, all he did was miss an apostrophe.. plus he is right, asians really are beginning to rule, and all your thumbs down just show how mad you are.
were is short for we are, all he did was miss an apostrophe.. plus he is right, asians really are beginning to rule, and all your thumbs down just show how mad you are.

User avatar #147 to #146 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/20/2013) [-]
Hey bud, I didn't thumb him down at all.
User avatar #148 to #147 - lolzordz (10/20/2013) [-]
im just speaking in general, i can see he's being thumbed down because obviously white people cant handle what he said

by the way im middle eastern so im not even taking any sides, just an outsider's pov
User avatar #149 to #148 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/20/2013) [-]
I don't even really care... I stated below that it was a joke.
#150 to #149 - lolzordz (10/20/2013) [-]
so your correction was actually a joke?
User avatar #151 to #150 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/20/2013) [-]
That'd be correct. I have no qualms with the guy, I just got a slight chuckle out of the experience. It's pretty childish that he'd get so offended over it. I understand he's learning English; I merely wished to poke fun.
User avatar #152 to #151 - lolzordz (10/20/2013) [-]
never thought i would see the day when correcting someone is considered funny... hmm

well, carry on then.
#99 to #80 - wyattgc (10/18/2013) [-]
Are you sure about that?
User avatar #93 to #80 - basichaharemix (10/18/2013) [-]
And apparently you can read minds or something?
User avatar #109 to #80 - stillnotbob (10/18/2013) [-]
YOU BRING DISHONAH TO YOUR FAMIRY
#144 to #109 - anonymous (10/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #102 to #80 - enkmaster (10/18/2013) [-]
"Asian" is a catchall term, an no actual asian (as in someone born and raised in Asia, no in the US or whatever) would identify as such. Born Asians identify as Chinese or Korean or Vietnamese and aren't too happy when you call them by the wrong one. Ive learned this from experience.

tldr: You a lyin' cunt.
User avatar #116 to #80 - smithforprez (10/18/2013) [-]
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
#153 to #80 - lolzordz (10/20/2013) [-]
wow i didnt expect white people to get so mad at their own game
wow i didnt expect white people to get so mad at their own game
#117 to #80 - dstone (10/18/2013) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious
#17 - subjectesixseven (10/17/2013) [-]
Who doesnt?
that was sarcasm..
User avatar #54 to #17 - feelythefeel (10/17/2013) [-]
Black people.
User avatar #124 to #54 - lambase (10/18/2013) [-]
How would they know? They've never tried it
User avatar #125 to #124 - feelythefeel (10/18/2013) [-]
They still can't love it, considering they're black.
#8 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
heh, heh

he will come back as a black slave woman in his next life.

Karma
User avatar #9 to #8 - crazylance ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Oh god. Through this logic I will be born in my next life as a douche bag cunt.
#10 to #9 - craigdavid (10/17/2013) [-]
in your next life youll be born as someone who isnt egotistical as 						****
in your next life youll be born as someone who isnt egotistical as ****
User avatar #31 to #10 - ivroht (10/17/2013) [-]
As long as he doesn't come back as someone as ignorant and tarded as you, he'll be fine.
#139 to #31 - craigdavid (10/18/2013) [-]
yeah he'd be better off coming back the same as you will, as someone who isnt a 						*******
yeah he'd be better off coming back the same as you will, as someone who isnt a *******
#140 to #139 - ivroht (10/18/2013) [-]
You're certainly perfectly positioned to compare anyone to a 						*******					, being their King.   
   
If only your sentence made sense that would be at least one thing in your life.   
   
Back to slack-jawed incomprehension with you, your Duh!jesty.
You're certainly perfectly positioned to compare anyone to a ******* , being their King.

If only your sentence made sense that would be at least one thing in your life.

Back to slack-jawed incomprehension with you, your Duh!jesty.
#145 to #140 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
slack jawed incomprehension he says, while not understanding my simple comment.   
   
it is playing on the fact that the original thread of jokes was about coming back as the opposite of this, that or the other   
   
also if the duhjesty then i name you lord dickweed, earl of everything from the arsehole hills to the plains of uberfaggotry   
   
you have earned this title sir knight, i expect more cuntish behaviour forthwith   
   
(about slackjawed incomprehension)
slack jawed incomprehension he says, while not understanding my simple comment.

it is playing on the fact that the original thread of jokes was about coming back as the opposite of this, that or the other

also if the duhjesty then i name you lord dickweed, earl of everything from the arsehole hills to the plains of uberfaggotry

you have earned this title sir knight, i expect more cuntish behaviour forthwith

(about slackjawed incomprehension)
#154 to #145 - ivroht (10/20/2013) [-]
And that's why it didn't make sense, your Duh!jesty, King ******* , Lord of the Taint, as it makes me not a ******* .

Which demonstrates your level of skill at insults: mushroom.

Your realm now extends from slack-jawed incomprehension to the uttermost depths of hapless moronity.
#155 to #154 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
imma spell it out for you seeing as the point appears to ba flying so far over your head its in the stratosphere   
   
the opposite of someone who is not a 						*******					 is a 						*******					, so if you came back as the opposite of what you are, and you came back as someone not a 						*******					, what would that make you...?   
   
pic related; me running rings round you   
   
about slackjawed incomprehension, im afraid, lord dickweed, im not able to maintain your position as a lord, you are being demoted to a knight due to poor comprehensive skills   
   
better luck next time
imma spell it out for you seeing as the point appears to ba flying so far over your head its in the stratosphere

the opposite of someone who is not a ******* is a ******* , so if you came back as the opposite of what you are, and you came back as someone not a ******* , what would that make you...?

pic related; me running rings round you

about slackjawed incomprehension, im afraid, lord dickweed, im not able to maintain your position as a lord, you are being demoted to a knight due to poor comprehensive skills

better luck next time
#156 to #155 - ivroht (10/20/2013) [-]
If only you had the vaguest inkling of how to use punctuation, your Duh!jesty, that might be true. I always knew what you think you said, but not what you actually said.

But your skills at communication are - surprisingly - almost as **** as your skills at abuse and, as we all know, those are very, very, very **** indeed.

You couldn't run rings around a dead hamster; there's no battle of the intellects here, it's like I'm swatting a fly with a nuke.

So, you continue to enjoy your High *********** and I'll continue to enjoy your total lack of awareness of how dense you apparently are.

Please see if you can find another animated gif that goes along with a long list of repeated " ******* " in the hope that you'll convince yourself you don't share the same iq as a jam jar full of frogspawn.

And that's being hard on the frogspawn.
#158 to #156 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
also this
also this
#157 to #156 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
o u mad

and i forgot how everyone on the internet arses around with perfect spelling

you are a moron

who the **** swats a fly witha nuke, thats just endangering everyone, *******

i couldnt be arsed to read more of your comment but yeah you a *******
User avatar #159 to #157 - ivroht (10/20/2013) [-]
Ah, got you on the ropes. It's not actually swatting a fly with a nuke, dicksplash.

Fatality delivered, our hero rides off into the sunset, departing the Kingduh!m of *********** , Land of the Taintdwellers...

(Thanks for the banter, catch you next time!)
#160 to #159 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
not even gonna lie man you actually won this one, dont even know how but kudos
User avatar #161 to #160 - ivroht (10/20/2013) [-]
Ha! Let's call it a draw.
User avatar #127 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (10/18/2013) [-]
i was raised mormon. i am from utah. and i must admit.... **** MORMONS!! you dont even know the half of it till you have went to highschool in an all mormon high school. cheerleaders suck popular dudes cocks but still claim they are perfect and look down on the stoners because they openly smoke weed. **** RELIGION!!!!!! **** MORMONS!!!
User avatar #132 to #127 - miltorky (10/18/2013) [-]
I think that is a product of bad parenting, not religion.
#23 - putridgrim (10/17/2013) [-]
I don't see whats wrong wrong with this other than the fact that no one should be proud of things that they were born into and have no control over.
#70 to #23 - oedad (10/18/2013) [-]
So i shouldn't be proud if my parents are accomplished scientists or doctors because you know i was just born and didn't choose them so **** your parents you didn't choose them they cant control you! Or something like that right.
#137 to #70 - putridgrim (10/18/2013) [-]
I honestly mean things that aren't accomplishments like the color of one's skin. Sorry that you took it the wrong way.
User avatar #5 - roderick (10/17/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
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User avatar #7 to #5 - ajrin (10/17/2013) [-]
1 question: are you black?
please don't be a bitch about the question if you are black
User avatar #101 to #7 - roderick (10/18/2013) [-]
Nope. I'm white
User avatar #136 to #101 - ajrin (10/18/2013) [-]
then you should get the joke
#133 - jackassalope (10/18/2013) [-]
Louis CK - Being White
#130 - FatherPedobear (10/18/2013) [-]
I'm not so much glad too be white, as to be glad not to be Nigerian.
User avatar #79 to #11 - satalic (10/18/2013) [-]
I hope this doesnt become a thing
#71 - thisoneworks (10/18/2013) [-]
now this is a post i can relate with
#40 - pleasehelpour (10/17/2013) [-]
WOW - this has turned out to be popular. (Or something lol)
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