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User avatar #23 - sexyhimself (10/17/2013) [-]
I don't know about mormons or many other religions. but what do eveyone have against them?
User avatar #25 to #23 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
FJ as a whole tends to have issues with religion, but Mormons are a little more "extreme"in their beliefs I suppose,so they get a little extra hate.

Personally? I have no issues with them. Or any religion for that matter. This was just a ridiculous text I found humorous.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sexyhimself (10/17/2013) [-]
so they are more religious than other religions and thats why everyone go apeshit over them especially?

wtf kind of logic is that?

that's like hating someone extra more than you hate people slightly like them just becasue they are better or does it more
User avatar #27 to #26 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
More specifically, they used to believe in polygamy, or having multiple wives. Most larger groups don't anymore apparently, but being a large organized religion with strange(er) beliefs tends to earn you extra hate.
User avatar #28 to #27 - sexyhimself (10/17/2013) [-]
what is polygamy? and hate on more than one wife? why? because that's diffrent? pretty sure any man would not hesitate for a threesome anyday, but when it comes to marriage and having that chance multiple times it's wrong?
#76 to #28 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
Go to the website "FairMormon" and search up polygamy. You have to know about the history of the church before you even understand the context of plural marriage. Ultimately, countless studies evince that polygamy wasn't practiced for selfish reasons. Historically, most Mormon men were being murdered at this time, leaving over half of married couples widowed. Etc, etc.
User avatar #29 to #28 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
Polygamy is having multiple wives. And I know, it's fucked up. But that's society for you.
User avatar #14 - dapape (10/17/2013) [-]
I was born in the LDS church and can honestly say it is the most ridiculous institution I have ever heard of. Followers of the Mormon religion are blind as a bag of DICKS.
User avatar #35 to #14 - sketchE (10/17/2013) [-]
i may be wrong on the matter but im pretty sure you werent born in the tabernacle
#17 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
Typical benefits are 400k, 5 wives would be $2,000,000
User avatar #69 to #17 - habakkuk (10/17/2013) [-]
only if they died in combat, however, which is unlikely since women still aren't in combat arms jobs yet..
#131 to #69 - watanigga **User deleted account** (10/19/2013) [-]
If You die off-duty, you get the same benefits.
User avatar #133 to #131 - habakkuk (10/20/2013) [-]
I was told explicitly when I enlisted that SGLI covers you only if you die in the line of action..
#134 to #133 - watanigga **User deleted account** (10/21/2013) [-]
It's all covered under SGLI.

The only situations where it wouldn't cover you is if you weren't following rules/didn't tell them something. e.g. you have cancer prior to getting SGLI (and you knew), and didn't tell them, not covered... or, you die in a motorcycle accident, but you weren't wearing ALL protection required, such as a helmet. not covered.
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User avatar #18 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
And if they survive, you get a squad of badass amazon bodyguards. Who you can fuck any day.
User avatar #8 - chinosquad (10/17/2013) [-]
First of all only a tiny group of sub-religion Mormons believe in polygamy. Second, at least in the united states you can only Legally marry one person. Therefore unless those "spiritual wives" named you their benefactor, you'd be looking at jack and shit, and jack left town.
#6 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
could be covered up to 2 mil, aim for the stars
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