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#310 - shadowbreech (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Thers no way in hell this stuff is legit...   
[smallBut the freshmen at my school wont know that...[small]
Thers no way in hell this stuff is legit...
[smallBut the freshmen at my school wont know that...[small]
#226 - usernameistaken (10/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Wonder how my mom would react when finding this on my desk..
User avatar #229 to #226 - evilruck (10/17/2013) [-]
-Leave fake meth on your desk
-Hide a camera in your room
-Wait for your mom to find it
-Post video on fj
-????
-Win the interwebz
#279 - rieskimo (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I did that for the Breaking Bad finale.

Here's the video that I used to make it, it's a little more in-depth
Breaking Bad Crystal Meth Rock Candy | Dessert Ideas | Just Add Sugar

I cooked my meth at about 285 degrees Fahrenheit, I found that temperature creates a soft-crack hard candy. I'd suggest to cook yours at a higher temperature about 300 degrees Fahrenheit, so that you can attain a hard-crack hard candy. The reason is, the soft crack is a softer candy(no duh) and it can be kind of syrupy and difficulty to eat. It gets stuck in your teeth easily.

The only other thing I'll say is not to use too much cooking oil on your pan. I'm only saying this because I gave my pan a very liberal spray down and it got oil all over the candy.

Cleanup is made easy if you add water back into your pan or pot and to boil down the residue. Eventually leftover candy will dissolve into the water and you can just dump it into your sink.
#162 - snakefire (10/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Stop mething around.
User avatar #115 - harrisonfordor (10/17/2013) [-]
Soooo I gave a bag of this to my friend so he could sell it as a joke.. and I haven't seen him in a few weeks now..
User avatar #114 - foxyloxxy (10/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Just remember that selling something that looks like drugs is also illegal. This guy at a mall nearby me was arrested for selling little baggies of kool-aid because it looked like cocaine
User avatar #122 to #119 - iamironingboard (10/17/2013) [-]
"trust me man, this **** will make your skin smooth as **** ."
#74 - KingTroll (10/17/2013) [-]
directions not clear enough. burned my dick in boiling water.
#60 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Wow! Is that a Bitly brand hammer? The most reliable and durable of all the brands of hammers? Now that is truly amazing my friend.
#133 - bummerdrummer (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
HOW MUCH SYRUP?? CAN I JUST USE LIKE VANILLA COFFEE SYRUP
#83 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Coming from a recovering meth addict, you'll get your ass shot real quick. We test our product in our shileighs on the spot usually, plus it wont weigh right.
#87 to #83 - bannedawhileago (10/17/2013) [-]
Yes because people are gonna try and sell it.
#39 - marlton (10/17/2013) [-]
FeLiNa
User avatar #316 - caseh (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Apparently Aaron Paul used to eat the meth after they were done shooting (apparently it tasted like cottoncandy). This is probably what they made it of... Will try, OP
#284 - dafogman (10/17/2013) [-]
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#234 - unbelievable (10/17/2013) [+] (16 replies)
What the hell is meth?
#291 to #289 - redneckraider (10/17/2013) [-]
Who said anyone was going to do any crying? Just because i call you a "jackass" doesn't mean you hit a nerve, it just means that i think you're a jackass. Also, if that was a joke, it wasn't a funny one. Probably because you're not the first dumb ass to try and use that bit, thinking they're funny. You're far from "funny" btw Go play in traffic for me, kid.
#121 - trashmaggots (10/17/2013) [-]
nice try bitch.
nice try bitch.
User avatar #33 - aenous (10/17/2013) [-]
dont add more sugar, if it gets too thick it will never go solid (hue)
you should always keep a 1:2 proportion with the water and sugar.
you can also make rock candy out of this, just put it on a jar instead of a pan and put in a shoelace or pipecleaner, let it rest and it will eventually form cristals.

hope it helped
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