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User avatar #41 - bladeguy ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
On halloween, the kids are the ones that knock.
#148 to #132 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
where is ths guy from?
#149 to #148 - lavatory (10/17/2013) [-]
It's Michael one of the main characters from GTA V, made out to look like Heisenberg from Breaking Bad. Franklin is another of the main characters.
User avatar #113 - altairtheassassin (10/17/2013) [-]
"it'll take up to 4 hours until it's completely hard"

Just like a person with Erectile Dysfunction.
#117 to #113 - vacillantfall (10/17/2013) [-]
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great joke Why do you not have as many thumbs...
#17 - angelusprimus ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Without coloring is how they make fake glass through which you can jump through without cutting yoruself.
#116 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Yea... umm... that's a quick way to get shot in my town.. -.-
#174 to #116 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
Then you don't sell it in your town.
#240 - spanishninja ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
yo, thats some science, bitch.
yo, thats some science, bitch.
#189 - ryanhamster (10/17/2013) [-]
MFW i get diabetes from eating too much "meth"
JK already have it :C
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#194 to #193 - ryanhamster (10/17/2013) [-]
You realize its talking about making rock candy you ignorant twat.
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User avatar #196 to #194 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
yea blue rock candy to sell gg u dumb ****
User avatar #199 to #196 - ryanhamster (10/17/2013) [-]
How old are you? 6? i doubt you understand the joke because your parents wont let you stay up to watch breaking bad. Also, the ******* title is "How to make 'Heisenberg' meth"

User avatar #198 to #196 - ryanhamster (10/17/2013) [-]
You really think anyone who buys meth will believe rock candy is meth? The consistency is different and overall its unbelieveable to try and sell this.
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User avatar #201 to #200 - ryanhamster (10/17/2013) [-]
Look at all the deleted comments you have, showing just how moronic you all. Dude you need to learn to read and maybe mature, go back to 9gag with the rest of the six year olds.
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User avatar #206 to #203 - ryanhamster (10/17/2013) [-]
What have you been doing this entire time? Whine and bitch, you dont like the joke downvote it and move on, you take this **** way to seriously. O well, im a loser...says the guy on the internet who admitted to being a fat drunk. Why are you even bothering?
#208 to #206 - DemonX (10/17/2013) [-]
Wow dude, that guy was a total ******* asshole. I feel sorry for his "kid"

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I'm kidding. He's probably a 14 yr/o little bitch who couldn't do anything more than keyboard warrior his way through High School. Also, if you didn't get his last comment because he deleted it, I took the liberty of SS it for you.

Also, just "Cpt. Obvious" here. But... ***** be mad as hell, dawg.
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#101 - bdowns (10/17/2013) [-]
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#107 to #101 - alucardthemagician ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Relevant enough for me
User avatar #50 - badgerclan (10/17/2013) [-]
I'm using a slightly different method, but I produced a batch earlier this month and have 2 more batches processing right now. I'm going to dress up as Walt and my friend is going to dress up as Jesse, and we're going to make a transaction at a local kfc. I'll sit down with a bag containing the bags of meth, he'll show up a few minutes later and sit near me, and I'll slide him the bag and leave. Will be fun to see if anybody notices.
User avatar #54 to #50 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Take pictures and post it as content.
User avatar #64 to #54 - badgerclan (10/17/2013) [-]
I'll see if I can get another friend to show up early and take pictures as it goes down. I originally wanted to show up in costume to a CVS and try to buy a bunch of sudofed, but that would probably get us arrested.

Or if you were referring to the different method of making the candy, the one in this content is much more efficient, so I'll probably start using that and there's no real point to posting my method as my own content.
#79 to #64 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
No, I mean take pictures of the "Drug Deal" I would love to see peoples reactions!
No, I mean take pictures of the "Drug Deal" I would love to see peoples reactions!
User avatar #14 - marking ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
I think I know what ill give for halloween this year.
User avatar #23 to #14 - holybronybatman (10/17/2013) [-]
I have so many ideas for Halloween, and I thought I got the perfect person, THEN! This ******* came up.
#47 - thelastelephant ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Fuggdat, we got C4 to disarm.
#8 - iamphoenix (10/16/2013) [-]
'Four hours to get hard'

I'm several thousand percent more efficient than blue meth, that's shameful.
#310 - shadowbreech (10/17/2013) [-]
Thers no way in hell this stuff is legit...   
[smallBut the freshmen at my school wont know that...[small]
Thers no way in hell this stuff is legit...
[smallBut the freshmen at my school wont know that...[small]
#311 to #310 - shadowbreech (10/17/2013) [-]
*But the freshmen at my school wont know that...
#235 - jisuskraist (10/17/2013) [-]
Am I the only guy who wants to make this and sell it?   
   
   
Meth-heads won't even tell the difference before it's too late...
Am I the only guy who wants to make this and sell it?


Meth-heads won't even tell the difference before it's too late...
#251 to #235 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (10/17/2013) [-]
What could go wrong?
Just do it!
User avatar #237 to #235 - slendermanspenis (10/17/2013) [-]
No you're not the only one.
User avatar #245 to #237 - idkbruh (10/17/2013) [-]
***** have fun in jail
#254 to #245 - jisuskraist (10/17/2013) [-]
Jokes on you guys, I live in Norway, we don't have the term "jail" over here
User avatar #297 to #254 - marioslmg (10/17/2013) [-]
No, we have an apartment that has nice and free thing, but it has crimminals.
User avatar #247 to #245 - slendermanspenis (10/17/2013) [-]
Been there done that they'll give a warning not a life time.
#279 - rieskimo (10/17/2013) [-]
I did that for the Breaking Bad finale.

Here's the video that I used to make it, it's a little more in-depth
Breaking Bad Crystal Meth Rock Candy | Dessert Ideas | Just Add Sugar

I cooked my meth at about 285 degrees Fahrenheit, I found that temperature creates a soft-crack hard candy. I'd suggest to cook yours at a higher temperature about 300 degrees Fahrenheit, so that you can attain a hard-crack hard candy. The reason is, the soft crack is a softer candy(no duh) and it can be kind of syrupy and difficulty to eat. It gets stuck in your teeth easily.

The only other thing I'll say is not to use too much cooking oil on your pan. I'm only saying this because I gave my pan a very liberal spray down and it got oil all over the candy.

Cleanup is made easy if you add water back into your pan or pot and to boil down the residue. Eventually leftover candy will dissolve into the water and you can just dump it into your sink.
User avatar #294 to #279 - rieskimo (10/17/2013) [-]
One last note, if you even read this, make sure to leave your pan cooling on a level surface.

I tried to cool mine in the refrigerator and it was at an angle. My meth a)didn't cool evenly so some spots were softer than others and b) breaking up the meth was much more difficult in the thicker areas.
#226 - usernameistaken (10/17/2013) [-]
Wonder how my mom would react when finding this on my desk..
User avatar #229 to #226 - evilruck (10/17/2013) [-]
-Leave fake meth on your desk
-Hide a camera in your room
-Wait for your mom to find it
-Post video on fj
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-Win the interwebz
User avatar #230 to #229 - usernameistaken (10/17/2013) [-]
Don't have any syrup... I'll also be at work when she gets home the next 6 days..
I will deliver next week, that's a promise.
User avatar #277 to #230 - redneckraider (10/17/2013) [-]
mention a few of us in it, I'd love to see that.
#252 to #230 - pridefulmatthew (10/17/2013) [-]
The syrup should just be for flavor, all your actually making is hard candy. You can still do this without.
User avatar #115 - harrisonfordor (10/17/2013) [-]
Soooo I gave a bag of this to my friend so he could sell it as a joke.. and I haven't seen him in a few weeks now..
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