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#154 - gilleeyjon ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
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#153 - shinyarmor (10/17/2013) [-]
It'll come right out, they said
User avatar #140 - sinonyx (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
a lot of these are ******* **** ...
#135 - burningsmurfs (10/17/2013) [-]
Zookeeper: Hello Cincinnati zoo how can I help you?   
   
Me:So,.......whatcha wearin'?   
   
Zookeeper:						*******					 weirdo....   
   
That hack totally doesn't work.   
   
Gif unrelated but always true.
Zookeeper: Hello Cincinnati zoo how can I help you?

Me:So,.......whatcha wearin'?

Zookeeper: ******* weirdo....

That hack totally doesn't work.

Gif unrelated but always true.
#121 - granath (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
can the egg/banana-trick work for other dishes too, for example omelettes?
User avatar #115 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
vouch for cure of headache with lime
#99 - anonexplains (10/17/2013) [-]
drink tons of apple juice before you go to bed

you'll get diabetes
#97 - ddrwannabe (10/17/2013) [-]
Actually, most Wal-Marts do kick you out of their parking lot unless you're a semi or have an rv.
#82 - unikornking ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
The first one got a good laugh out of me and it was like a snowball from there. Great mix of common sense things and total ******** stuff.
#80 - existacne (10/17/2013) [-]
> ads while playing game
> ads while playing game
User avatar #56 - apylon ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
also to prevent sneezing you can put your finger on the indent on your upper lip.
#55 - feelythefeel (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Of course the shoes will fit, you're wearing three pairs of socks.
#44 - anonexplains (10/17/2013) [-]
Fortunately I am just sexually confused enough that I have whipped more towels than I have thrown frisbees.
#20 - anonexplains (10/17/2013) [-]
How is the zoo one a good thing?
User avatar #1 - xxnovey (10/16/2013) [-]
The rubbing alcohol to remove sharpie/pen stains is false. That's to spread the ink around to blend colors together for like DIY projects. You use toothpaste (actual paste, not gel), and a toothbrush/cloth to remove pen/sharpie stains. (I know this because I was a nanny for 9 years who had to clean up after kids constantly).
User avatar #145 - lotengo (10/17/2013) [-]
If i dont have time to jump to the side, i probably dont have time to remember this comp and jump up

Why put ice cubes in my dryer, i just fold my clothes when they thr dryer is done and i never get wrinkly shirts

why waste a text on myself when 99% of the phones have a calander that can remind me of things?

the elevator is ******** , seen enough people hitting a button on the elevator more then 19 times, doesnt change ****

if u cant pay a cheap motel, dont go o a road trip but find a job.

and i hate shower curtains.
User avatar #72 - jamman (10/17/2013) [-]
As a developer who earns a living through ads i would like to say " **** ANYONE WHO BLOCKS ADS!"
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