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#127 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
>Drink tons of apple juice
>Go to bed
>Have incredibly ***** nightmares

This doesn't seem like a one way street. Also, you can just put some water on a mosquito bite and the itching will go away.
#124 - tehyanx (10/17/2013) [-]
Those ping pong balls are 						*******					 turtle eggs. I cant even.
Those ping pong balls are ******* turtle eggs. I cant even.
#112 - Dwarf (10/17/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #55108 at Brony board ** I never knew you could make a cotton ball disappear by soaking it in vinegar and holding it to a bruise.
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #55108 at Brony board ** I never knew you could make a cotton ball disappear by soaking it in vinegar and holding it to a bruise.
#96 - vashy (10/17/2013) [-]
Pretty anything?!?
Pretty anything?!?
User avatar #91 - psykobear (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The jump up if about to be hit one:
What else was I gonna do, jump down?
User avatar #78 - whtkid (10/17/2013) [-]
Does the limes one really work????
#68 - MasterMario (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm no anatomist but I'm pretty sure that's his right foot on the ground
User avatar #9 - baddrawer (10/17/2013) [-]
I just put listerine on a pimpel, now my balls tingle alot
the pimpel is on my penis
User avatar #6 - notsureiffunnyorjk (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...was I the only one who flipped at the Tracy Chapman song being played?
User avatar #5 - kasperoster ONLINE (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If my shoes are too small chances are they dont ******* fit, especially with 3 ******* socks. Genius
User avatar #161 - shema ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
the last one is so stupid. why not just crush them up and put them in the shakers from pizza hut with the big wholes.
User avatar #128 - siksteen (10/17/2013) [-]
Everybody ******* knows that you don't ******* eat/drink fruit before going to bed
#121 - granath (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
can the egg/banana-trick work for other dishes too, for example omelettes?
User avatar #115 - zameckis (10/17/2013) [-]
vouch for cure of headache with lime
#104 - Bluemistake (10/17/2013) [-]
@Apple Juice

It's all awesome and fun and stuff till you do it heaps and metabolise the sugar and store it all away because you wont be using much energy whilst sleeping haha
User avatar #50 - crazyhindu (10/17/2013) [-]
Wrinkly shirt? ******* iron it like a normal person.
User avatar #45 - subaqueousreach (10/17/2013) [-]
For the wrinkly shirt thing, if you ever find you don't have ice cubes (which I almost never do) you can just wet a part of the shirt (or whatever clothing item) and stick it in the dryer. It'll come out "faux-ironed"

Do it all the time when I'm too lazy to legitimately iron something out.
#37 - Lukanator (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a fatty who's a bit out of shape, and I can attest to the left foot/exhale running trick. It actually works.
#25 - funmanigro (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>full of ****** spelling/grammar
>full of ********
>9fag
>not funny

no wonder its on the frontpage. Good job FJ, good job.
#123 to #25 - notapancake (10/17/2013) [-]
Thanks!   
   
Good to see someone who apriciate our effort!
Thanks!

Good to see someone who apriciate our effort!
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