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User avatar #147 - trollypollyz (10/17/2013) [-]
So today my family killed and butchered a goat, i posted some picks on facebook and some vegan reported the picture of me holding a rib, A ******* RIB!
User avatar #151 to #147 - taxideataxus (10/17/2013) [-]
Kill his family and post a picture holding his mom's head.
#32 - dontknowmeatall (10/17/2013) [-]
Vegan pizza and similar foods are pathetic **** . If you chose that lifestyle then stick to it, but don't go around trying to get tofuish imitations. It's like buying a chinese imitation phone because you think the iPhone sucks and then buying it apple accesories, iTunes music and putting in it an iOS theme. Either you get the real deal or stop ******* around with those ridiculous imitations that nobody likes. I get vegan every blue moon (when I wanna detox, for a week or less) and let me tell you, if you know how to cook and look for recipes online there's a lot of delicious things you can do. ******* green salads and synthetic burgers are ******** and should be taken out of the history of food.

TL;DR vegans are hypocrites.
#70 to #32 - isconfuzzled (10/17/2013) [-]
They want to eat the same kind of foods without harming animals. Seriously, I see this kind of post all the time, It's really not that hard to ******* grasp.
User avatar #38 to #32 - sketchysketchist (10/17/2013) [-]
You're right.
I don't get why vegans demand people eat vegan bacon, when they say they don't even like bacon in the first place. Why eat an imitation when you obviously want the real thing.
That's like me saying I hate sweeteners but splenda is ok because it's not real sugar.

If you are vegan and eat vegan bacon, you're *********** yourself. Either eat bacon or stick to fried tomatoes or some **** .
User avatar #110 to #38 - nogphille (10/17/2013) [-]
or they'd like the taste of something familiar, but don't want to
a) give in to a demand for meat, thus lowering demand for cows (ecologically and for some morally malignant)
b) want to eat all that excess protein
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User avatar #36 - rieree (10/17/2013) [-]
Damn i hate vegans who just are like "hurr durr im a vegan look at me". so annoying.
User avatar #112 to #36 - nogphille (10/17/2013) [-]
if you're referring to this thread, yeah, it's about vegan/vegetarianism, some are bound to identify with it.
in real life, i haven't had any problems with any. two of my friends are vegetarians and it came as quite a surprise when i found out (having known them so long and not knowing).
if one of my friends has a barbeque, i'll bring fake meat.
if one of my friends has me over, i eat whatever they make me, because they put time and effort into making it.

the only thing i really miss, is bacon.
#105 - alphadolan (10/17/2013) [-]
I 						****					 plants... Does that make me a vegan?
I **** plants... Does that make me a vegan?
User avatar #166 - ruebezahl (10/17/2013) [-]
Nobody in their right mind puts eggs or milk in pizza dough anyway. So the only "problem" is the cheese. I have never tried vegan cheese alternatives, but if they got something reasonably close, then why not?

In fact, if you just make a good deep dish pizza dough, slather on a lot of tomato sauce and bake it like that, the end product is also pretty damn good. I wouldn't call it a "pizza", but it's highly edible nonetheless.
#203 to #166 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
You should consider yourself lucky for not having tried alternative cheese.

Wanna know the consistency of that cheese?
Try chewing a pair of sweaty socks.

Wanna know the taste of that cheese?
Try chewing a pair of sweaty socks.

Yes, i have had sweaty socks in my mouth by the way. Thanks for asking.
User avatar #131 - psyachu (10/17/2013) [-]
Why can't a vegan have milk, cheese, or eggs? You don't kill cows to extract their milk and when you eat eggs, you aren't eating an unborn chicken, you're eating a chicken's period. So yeah, casualties = 0.
User avatar #135 to #131 - delphine (10/17/2013) [-]
i think it's because they believe animals shouldn't be used at all for human gain... you don't have to kill an animal to be cruel to it, there are a lot of egg farms where chickens are stuffed into tiny cages and not allowed to move.

Which is silly, because you'd think if a person were against that kind of farm, they would WANT to endorse other farms that practice free-range.
User avatar #133 to #131 - ericothekid (10/17/2013) [-]
They just don't like the idea that cows and chickens are used as "labor slaves". Which is stupid because they're domestic animals and are supposed to be owned by humans.
User avatar #181 to #133 - neoliftboardrider (10/17/2013) [-]
And if you compare how domestic species are faring compared to their wild counterparts well....there are millions of cows and thousands of buffalo, and that is including the domesticated buffalo herds. Human use = survival for a species. It's a pretty sad and grim picture, but well it's hard to feed 7 billion people and make room for everything else to live.
User avatar #138 to #133 - fables (10/17/2013) [-]
wrong...
they don't like the idea that cows, pigs, chickens... any farm animal... is mistreated the way that they are. the meat we buy in walmart and most supermarkets is mass bred, pumped full of antibiotics, crammed into small cages and **** ... it's bad for both the animals AND us. I know plently of vegans who have their lifestyle, but also suggest buying organic if you can't go vegetarian/vegan.
unless we're talking PETA... then they're total nutcases. but PETA is right up there with the WBC. most people hate them, including other vegans.
User avatar #140 to #138 - ericothekid (10/17/2013) [-]
I don't see how that's wrong. I know vegans who say both.
#143 to #140 - fables (10/17/2013) [-]
and ask any vegan if they're against this picture, I bet you they'll say no.
what they're against is animals being forced to live in filthy environments with barely any space to move. which again, is how typical mass bred animals are kept.
User avatar #196 to #143 - ericothekid (10/17/2013) [-]
***** , this is FunnyJunk not debate team.
User avatar #141 to #140 - fables (10/17/2013) [-]
"Which is stupid because they're domestic animals and are supposed to be owned by humans. "

that's how PETA members think. not vegans in general.
User avatar #142 to #141 - ericothekid (10/17/2013) [-]
So PETA thinks domestic animals should be owned by humans? I'm confused.
#186 to #142 - peta (10/17/2013) [-]
If we had it here our way everyone would be owned by everything, we would live in a fantasy world like Disney. Where the plants talk, the animals talk, the candles whatever the 						****					 have you talk. Of course, I'm me, you're you, do what turns you on. Be it killing kittens, or whatever.
If we had it here our way everyone would be owned by everything, we would live in a fantasy world like Disney. Where the plants talk, the animals talk, the candles whatever the **** have you talk. Of course, I'm me, you're you, do what turns you on. Be it killing kittens, or whatever.
User avatar #144 to #142 - fables (10/17/2013) [-]
I know I phrased that wrong. but come on. you can figure out what I meant.
User avatar #145 to #144 - ericothekid (10/17/2013) [-]
"I know I phrased that wrong. but come on. you can figure out what I meant." That;s how the ****** think. not spooks in general.
#180 - neoliftboardrider (10/17/2013) [-]
I have some great respect for someone who can stick with a diet that is that restrictive. I could never ever do that diet. Cheese is simply too overwhelmingly delicious and powerful.

I must obey.
User avatar #132 - delphine (10/17/2013) [-]
i'm a vegetarian, but only because my parents raised me that way so now my body just doesn't digest meats very well because i'm not used to it... i'd never berate someone for eating meat though.

and it's funny, my brother is also a vegetarian and he eats more unhealthy than anyone I know-- cookies, chips, mountain dew, rarely exercises etc... Vegetarian lifestyle does not automatically equal healthy lifestyle! Eat what keeps your body healthy.
User avatar #164 to #132 - ludislavonac ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Same deal here, I'm a vegie too but I don't eat all too healthy, it's a college student's lifestyle for me.
User avatar #155 - lorkhan (10/17/2013) [-]
Most vegans and vegetarians I've met always talk about whether we are meant to eat meat, and I'm just like "Just because we have intelligence or the ability to survive soley on vegetables doesn't make meat bad." I think humans are meant to be omnivores, besides if we are meant to eat only vegetables then big deal. It won't change the fact that we can live eating meat. So yeeeeaaaahhhh....
#150 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
man this place is ******* full with neckbeards, no wonder you all are depressed
#139 - jagenblitz (10/17/2013) [-]
Only thing that annoys me about vegans is how white girls will go on ******** "vegan diets" for like a week in an attempt to convince themselves that they're being healthy. Meanwhile they're chugging diet soda out of the bottle.

I called out two girls I know for pulling this nonsense once and they actually got mad at me.
#119 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #274 at Size matters ** eat up
#118 - bdowns (10/17/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #6206393 at AUTISM PLAYGROUND **
#92 - gersonalvat (10/17/2013) [-]
**gersonalvat rolled a random image posted in comment #3933238 at Friendly ** Is this vegan food?
#93 to #92 - godzillaeatslazers (10/17/2013) [-]
**godzillaeatslazers rolled a random image posted in comment #262 at Tapeworm ** no but this is
**godzillaeatslazers rolled a random image posted in comment #262 at Tapeworm ** no but this is
#111 to #93 - lordscooby (10/17/2013) [-]
**lordscooby rolled a random image posted in comment #487467 at Ponyville **
nope, its this
#116 to #111 - omegaominous (10/17/2013) [-]
**omegaominous rolled a random image posted in comment #14256 at Sports - sports news, news sports, sports discussion ** What are you talking about? THIS is vegan food.
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#5 - ronjeremysweiner (10/16/2013) [-]
who is this guy?
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