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#161 - srskate
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(10/16/2013) [-]
I wouldn't press it. Having the largest dick in the world means you can't **** any girls properly.
#160 - wetnoodle
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(10/15/2013) [-]
aw **** man.... this ones actually hard
#170 to #160 - velocidex
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(10/16/2013) [-]
dew tm = ??
sorry for the time :I
#171 to #170 - wetnoodle
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(10/16/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcWnfduAS_E

these guys are dewing it.... but they cant get epic headshots
#173 to #171 - velocidex
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(10/16/2013) [-]
where does the "epic headshot" come in?
#174 to #173 - wetnoodle
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(10/16/2013) [-]
mountain dew is universally known as "gamer juice". when you think of something a cod kid would drink, the first thing that comes to mind is Mount'n dew. and cod kiddies are all trying to do the dew.

basically this is telling me that i can finally do the dew, but i wont be able to make my sick nasty 360 420 xx legit yolo swag headshots
#175 to #174 - velocidex
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(10/16/2013) [-]
I understand.
thank you for a good and fast respond.
Someone give this guy a thumb, cuz I can't .
#147 - canadianbetamale
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(10/15/2013) [-]
You never know which button will work. I guess you could say he got COCKY.
#90 - offwhiteninja
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Imagine your surprise when you actually get a really fat man named Richard
#127 to #90 - deemetaldragon
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(10/15/2013) [-]
**deemetaldragon rolled a random image posted in comment #3968710 at Friendly **Or the world's biggest douche-pickle
#82 - andmann
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Real clever OP
Real clever OP
#54 - shmooo
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(10/15/2013) [-]
#232 - tehtrollface
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(10/16/2013) [-]
**tehtrollface rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at How To Correctly Name Your Dog **
I did it.
#234 to #232 - zachariaseverlivin
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(10/16/2013) [-]
**zachariaseverlivin rolled a random comment #6245355 posted by ambiguous at Social Board ** :
Just got home from work a bit ago. Was browsing some other stuff before I checked notifications and things here.
#229 - thelazyness
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(10/16/2013) [-]
<----drawn in MS Paint
Yeah, I'm okay with this.
#233 to #229 - zombiejew
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(10/16/2013) [-]
Nice thumbnail
#226 - User
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(10/16/2013) [-]
It would be a lose lose situation if you pressed the button.
#224 - chasemccl
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(10/16/2013) [-]
who wants a 2 foot long dick anyway
#211 - lasomacintosh
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(10/16/2013) [-]
If I had the largest dick in the world, would I have enough blood to make it hard w/o passing out?

Or would it be all floppy and sex would be like trying to shove taffy in to a key hole?
#198 - kaslin
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(10/16/2013) [-]
What if your penis stayed the same size, and everyone elses shrunk to be smaller than yours?
#167 - alekksandar
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(10/16/2013) [-]
it doesn't say that you'll have the largest dick out of all humans on earth, it just says you'll have the largest one on earth. I get the joke, though.
#185 to #167 - deadmanisalive
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(10/16/2013) [-]
so if giant dick aliens invade the earth will it grow larger compared to the aliens?
#186 to #185 - alekksandar
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(10/16/2013) [-]
logically. Although OP already has a dick bigger than the elephant's.
#151 - computerlife
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(10/15/2013) [-]
#111 - hjgamer
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Why would I want the biggest cock? I wouldn't be able to have sex with that thing.
#81 - reallynotsais ONLINE
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(10/15/2013) [-]
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#71 - zombiefeelings
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(10/15/2013) [-]
ladies and gentlemen, from England I give you Jonah Falcon. www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-with-worlds-largest-penis-sparks-1145798
#89 to #71 - mrnotsosafeforwork
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(10/15/2013) [-]
how to **** with the TSA
#40 - timmity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
a whale dick is 10 times the wheight of a human, good luck having sex, or even moving for that matter
#19 - bbeasty
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(10/15/2013) [-]
good luck not passing out while having an erection.
#14 - idividedbyzero
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